What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today? - Page 35

CoasterMatt · 12-01-2011, 12:50 PM

I stapled myself.

Kevy Baby · 12-01-2011, 06:30 PM

Went to the grocery store and used the self-checkout. Once I was done, I pushed my cart towards the exit. Stopped to see if "Badder Santa" was available at the Red Box (it wasn't). I then continued to push my cart towards the exit. I stopped to get the bags out of the cart (there were only three and I didn't see the need to push the cart out to the car).

I then turned around to go back to the self-checkout to pick up my bags.

DOH!

Alex · 12-05-2011, 06:32 PM

Tried to use the local library for actual research purposes.

Am now stuck feeling embarrassed by for my abandoned profession (not that I ever intended to go into public librarianship, I was all snobby and focused solely on academic).

JWBear · 12-19-2011, 03:23 PM

I came back to work after a week off....

Moonliner · 05-31-2012, 09:40 AM

Walking down the street passing an attractive woman....

Her: Are you getting a good look?

Me: *pause*, I'm not wearing my sunglasses am I?

Her: No.

Capt Jack · 06-01-2012, 02:58 PM

I messed up and actually said what I thought.

lashbear · 06-03-2012, 11:25 PM

I carefully packed our clippers, and now I have a 10 foot long beard and hair and cannot clip myself until I find them.

Moonliner · 06-04-2012, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lashbear

I carefully packed our clippers, and now I have a 10 foot long beard and hair and cannot clip myself until I find them.

"carefully" must mean something different down under than it does here.

lashbear · 06-05-2012, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonliner

"carefully" must mean something different down under than it does here.

Carefully, as in a very safe place. So safe that I still cannot find them. You might get to see me with a plaited beard.

cirquelover · 06-04-2012, 10:54 AM

We took a little drive yesterday to check out a bird trail......I left the camera at home! Husband was not happy that we had to turn around after 15 miles, at least I remembered the water and Cheezits.

12-01-2011, 12:50 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I stapled myself. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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12-01-2011, 06:30 PM	#2
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Went to the grocery store and used the self-checkout. Once I was done, I pushed my cart towards the exit. Stopped to see if "Badder Santa" was available at the Red Box (it wasn't). I then continued to push my cart towards the exit. I stopped to get the bags out of the cart (there were only three and I didn't see the need to push the cart out to the car). I then turned around to go back to the self-checkout to pick up my bags. DOH! __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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12-05-2011, 06:32 PM	#3
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Tried to use the local library for actual research purposes. Am now stuck feeling embarrassed by for my abandoned profession (not that I ever intended to go into public librarianship, I was all snobby and focused solely on academic).
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12-19-2011, 03:23 PM	#4
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I came back to work after a week off.... __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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05-31-2012, 09:40 AM	#5
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Walking down the street passing an attractive woman.... Her: Are you getting a good look? Me: pause, I'm not wearing my sunglasses am I? Her: No. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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06-01-2012, 02:58 PM	#6
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I messed up and actually said what I thought. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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06-03-2012, 11:25 PM	#7
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	I carefully packed our clippers, and now I have a 10 foot long beard and hair and cannot clip myself until I find them. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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06-04-2012, 10:54 AM	#10
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	We took a little drive yesterday to check out a bird trail......I left the camera at home! Husband was not happy that we had to turn around after 15 miles, at least I remembered the water and Cheezits. __________________ Waiting for Summer to arrive!
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