Kingdom of Loathing

[Prudence]

Bob who?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Double ewe tee eff!!

I've now done easily 150 adventures in the Palindome, countless times against Bob Racecar. I've got a 21 pound baby gravy fairy and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric effect. And I can't get the freaking Ketchup Hound!!! I could have bought one at the mall for 5,000 meat yesterday, now they're 10k. This is maddening.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Ha! I KNEW posting a whiny post would work

[Prudence]

Got the ketchup hound! Of course, tonight's not a night the hermit's stocking 10-leaf clovers.

[wendybeth]

Brigitte and Lizziebith-

Just post a message if you need an item or want any hints. Be sure to check the Clan larder for items as well. I use the KOL-Wiki a lot, but it's not always up and running.

My Pastamancer (Ninjamancer) is almost at PastaMaster status- should be able to do it tomorrow. From what I understand, the Saucemaster and Pastamaster work together to make the really strong and complicated food items, and the Saucemaster can also conjure up unusual restoratives. (Need to look at recipes for those). I haven't checked the Clan stats, but if there are any Pastamancers with Pastamaster abilities, check out the Reagent I've made and deposited in the larder- mixed with noodles, etc, it's supposed to be a lot stronger than the Sausage pizza and such. I can only conjure three Reagents a day, so I 'll try and stock up daily.

I also accidently bought a Familiar-Gro, so if anyone needs one, help yourself!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Alright, I'm giving this multi-character thing a whack. I've created a Pastamancer named PastafariFSM and joined the clan. If we keep this up, we'll be swimming in edibles eventually. Hooray!

Of course, I may also tire of dealing with 2 characters. That's entirely within the realm of possiblility.

[wendybeth]

It's different enough (when your multi is another type) to keep things interesting, although I sometimes forget who has what in their inventory.

[Prudence]

My pastamancer now has pastamaster status and, if sent the ingredients, will cook any noodles you desire.

[wendybeth]

Can you go to the Clan larder and get the Reagent Sauce and some noodles? I understand that's a good one to start with- I'll check out the Wiki for more recipes.

[wendybeth]

Stir-fries and chow meins

There are two stages of stir-fries. Vegetable stir-fries are a raw vegetable cooked with the secret blend of herbs and spices. Meat stir-fries are a vegetable stir-fry with some sort of meat or meat substitute added. Stir-fries yield a variety of fullnesses and substat gains. Adding dry noodles to a meat stir-fry will result in a chow mein, which means only Pastamasters can make them. These are arguably the best non-rare foods available, although the pastas that require both Pastamastery and Advanced Saucecrafting are also very impressive. Needs total confirmation: All chow meins yield 4 or 5 fullness and impressive gains to one or more substats.

• asparagus stir-fry → tofu stir-fry → tofu chow mein
• Knob stir-fry → bat wing stir-fry → bat wing chow mein
• Knoll stir-fry → Knob sausage stir-fry → Knob sausage chow mein
• olive stir-fry → pr0n stir-fry → pr0n chow mein
• spooky stir-fry → rat appendix stir-fry → rat appendix chow mein

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Basic pastas

Pastamasters have a few simple dishes they can make out of dry noodles and one not-too-exotic ingredient.

• boring spaghetti (add tomato)
• delicious noodles (add herbs)
• delicious spicy noodles (add secret blend of herbs and spices)
• painful penne pasta (add jabañero pepper)
• pr0n m4nic0tti (add pr0n legs)
• ravioli della hippy (add wad of tofu)
• spicy noodles (add spices)

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Saucecrafting pastas

Some of the items that can be cooked from scrumptious reagents by Advanced Saucecrafters can be further cooked with dry noodles by Pastamasters to make top-notch dishes. None of the sauces are themselves edible (except Hell broth, which is nasty stuff), but the pastas all yield 6 fullness and serious gains to one substat, or all three substats for the Hell ramen.

• fancy schmancy cheese sauce makes fettucini Inconnu
• Hell broth makes Hell ramen
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce makes gnocchetti di Nietzsche
• sauce of the ages makes spaghetti with Skullheads

As you can see, it's a bit complicated, but given the right ingredients we can make some kick ass stuff! We need things like Goat cheese, Hellion cubes, fresh veggies fof the Chow Meins's, etc.