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Mousey Girl · 09-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Dear Me,

While I totally appreciate the work you've been doing, ridding David's old bathroom of all the black crud on the walls and ceiling, please make sure you ventilate the room properly the next time you spray that bleachy concoction.

Sincerly,
Your lungs and burning eyes.

Gemini Cricket · 09-04-2007, 10:26 PM

Dear Abby,

Mind your own business, Buttinski.

Sincerely,
Surly in Cincinnatti

JWBear · 09-04-2007, 10:49 PM

Dear MG,

Oooo... I feel your pain! Once, while cleaning the shower, I mistook the bottle of bleach mildew remover for the bathroom cleaner. I nearly coughed up a lung.

RStar · 09-04-2007, 11:03 PM

Dear Your lungs and burning eyes,

It clearly says on the back of my bottle to use with plenty of ventilation. Also, to not use while in a cleaning rage while thinking of complete Aholes. But I guess you missed the fine print through the burning of the surrounding mucus membranes after you made the first squeeze of my pump. Sorry about that!

Your bottle of X19

Mousey Girl · 09-05-2007, 06:41 AM

Dear bottle of X19...Bite me.

Signed,
Thanks for stating the obvious.

Moonliner · 09-05-2007, 06:53 AM

Dear Females:

OK, I get it. You like to speak in code. "Where would you like to go to dinner?", I ask. "Oh I don't care" , you reply. Meaning of course you want to go anywhere but where I want to go (ie the Hungry Heifer). It's genetic with you lot and it's not going to change. I can live with that.

But why can't you seem to understand that we do not speak in code? "Hey babe, I'm going to bed early tonight" means "I'm tired and I'm going to bed early tonight". When you ask my opinion between Ivory, Off white and eggshell my reply of "I don't care, pick the one you like" it means "pick the one you like". It is NOT code for "I need more choices to select from".

Ponine · 09-05-2007, 09:24 AM

Dear Traci;
Did you ever notice that I in fact posted pictures of YOUR dogs?
I was very sad that you did not see them before you logged off that day.

Dear Moonliner,
Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you.

Sincerly,
Ponine

Kevy Baby · 09-05-2007, 10:06 AM

Dear Everyone

Hi

Kevin

Ponine · 09-05-2007, 11:01 AM

Dear HR supervisor and his lackey,
If I have the information that tells me, steps A and B must be done before an employee reports to the site,
and the site calls me and says, Hey, Teresa is here, and she has no ID #, to me that means, steps A and B are not done.
When I tell you, Teresa is at work, but all the steps are not done, DO NOT take it upon yourselves to tell me that it is not my business. Either the steps are done, or she is not cleared to be around children. Plain and simple.
YES, it is my business. The site called ME.

You are not exempt from the system, and I know that you are not.
You cannot change the rules to your whim and fancy, neither can I.
FIX IT, dont tell me to not worry about it.
Signed, VERY frustrated in payroll.

JWBear · 09-05-2007, 11:08 AM

Dear Mooliner,

That is one of the advantages to being gay...

09-04-2007, 10:09 PM	#1
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Dear Me, While I totally appreciate the work you've been doing, ridding David's old bathroom of all the black crud on the walls and ceiling, please make sure you ventilate the room properly the next time you spray that bleachy concoction. Sincerly, Your lungs and burning eyes.
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09-04-2007, 10:26 PM	#2
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear Abby, Mind your own business, Buttinski. Sincerely, Surly in Cincinnatti
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09-04-2007, 10:49 PM	#3
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Dear MG, Oooo... I feel your pain! Once, while cleaning the shower, I mistook the bottle of bleach mildew remover for the bathroom cleaner. I nearly coughed up a lung. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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09-04-2007, 11:03 PM	#4
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Dear Your lungs and burning eyes, It clearly says on the back of my bottle to use with plenty of ventilation. Also, to not use while in a cleaning rage while thinking of complete Aholes. But I guess you missed the fine print through the burning of the surrounding mucus membranes after you made the first squeeze of my pump. Sorry about that! Your bottle of X19 __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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09-05-2007, 06:41 AM	#5
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Dear bottle of X19...Bite me. Signed, Thanks for stating the obvious.
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09-05-2007, 06:53 AM	#6
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Dear Females: OK, I get it. You like to speak in code. "Where would you like to go to dinner?", I ask. "Oh I don't care" , you reply. Meaning of course you want to go anywhere but where I want to go (ie the Hungry Heifer). It's genetic with you lot and it's not going to change. I can live with that. But why can't you seem to understand that we do not speak in code? "Hey babe, I'm going to bed early tonight" means "I'm tired and I'm going to bed early tonight". When you ask my opinion between Ivory, Off white and eggshell my reply of "I don't care, pick the one you like" it means "pick the one you like". It is NOT code for "I need more choices to select from". __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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09-05-2007, 09:24 AM	#7
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear Traci; Did you ever notice that I in fact posted pictures of YOUR dogs? I was very sad that you did not see them before you logged off that day. Dear Moonliner, Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you. Sincerly, Ponine __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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09-05-2007, 10:06 AM	#8
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Dear Everyone Hi Kevin __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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09-05-2007, 11:01 AM	#9
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear HR supervisor and his lackey, If I have the information that tells me, steps A and B must be done before an employee reports to the site, and the site calls me and says, Hey, Teresa is here, and she has no ID #, to me that means, steps A and B are not done. When I tell you, Teresa is at work, but all the steps are not done, DO NOT take it upon yourselves to tell me that it is not my business. Either the steps are done, or she is not cleared to be around children. Plain and simple. YES, it is my business. The site called ME. You are not exempt from the system, and I know that you are not. You cannot change the rules to your whim and fancy, neither can I. FIX IT, dont tell me to not worry about it. Signed, VERY frustrated in payroll. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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09-05-2007, 11:08 AM	#10
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Dear Mooliner, That is one of the advantages to being gay... __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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