Quote-A-Thon - Page 38

mhrc4 · 03-15-2005, 08:26 PM

"its merely a flesh wound, ive had worse"

The Black Knight

CoasterMatt · 03-15-2005, 09:27 PM

"I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

- Michael Gruber

Not Afraid · 03-15-2005, 09:29 PM

"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-17-2005, 05:24 PM

From Thus Spoke Zarathustra:

"It is already too much for me to remember my own opinions; and many a bird flies away. And now and then I also find a stray in my dovecot that is strange to me and trembles when I place my hand on it."

Stray opinions lingering in the confines of one's mind...

Claire · 03-17-2005, 05:28 PM

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

~Coach John Wooden

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-17-2005, 05:27 PM

Ack, another one, on the same page!

"This, however, all poets believe: that whoever pricks up his ears as he lies in the grass or on lonely slopes will find out something about those things that are between heaven and earth."

CoasterMatt · 03-17-2005, 06:25 PM

"What's the difference between the day and a year?" - random guests at Universal Studios - THOUSANDS of times a month

CoasterMatt · 03-19-2005, 09:38 PM

"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." - J. Edgar Hoover

CoasterMatt · 03-20-2005, 09:58 AM

Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma by lethal injection: "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

MerryPrankster · 03-21-2005, 08:34 AM

"The splendor of the rose and the whiteness of the lily do not rob the little violet of it's scent nor the daisy of it's simple charm. If every flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose it's loveliness."

-- Therese of Lisieux

03-15-2005, 08:26 PM	#1
mhrc4 Call me Justin Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: sOCal Posts: 376	"its merely a flesh wound, ive had worse" The Black Knight __________________ [Disneyland - Walt Disney World - Disneyland Paris] 3 down, 2 to go
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03-15-2005, 09:27 PM	#2
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	"I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back." - Michael Gruber __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-15-2005, 09:29 PM	#3
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	"Please provide the date of your death." -from an IRS letter
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03-17-2005, 05:24 PM	#4
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	From Thus Spoke Zarathustra: "It is already too much for me to remember my own opinions; and many a bird flies away. And now and then I also find a stray in my dovecot that is strange to me and trembles when I place my hand on it." Stray opinions lingering in the confines of one's mind... __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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03-17-2005, 05:28 PM	#5
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	In Honor of the NCAA Tournament..... Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. ~Coach John Wooden __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-17-2005, 05:27 PM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Ack, another one, on the same page! "This, however, all poets believe: that whoever pricks up his ears as he lies in the grass or on lonely slopes will find out something about those things that are between heaven and earth." __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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03-17-2005, 06:25 PM	#7
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	"What's the difference between the day and a year?" - random guests at Universal Studios - THOUSANDS of times a month __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-19-2005, 09:38 PM	#8
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." - J. Edgar Hoover __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-20-2005, 09:58 AM	#9
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma by lethal injection: "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-21-2005, 08:34 AM	#10
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	"The splendor of the rose and the whiteness of the lily do not rob the little violet of it's scent nor the daisy of it's simple charm. If every flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose it's loveliness." -- Therese of Lisieux __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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