Happy 2011

[Gn2Dlnd]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Haven't you heard? The new date for the Rapture has been set for May 21st 2011.

Can't come soon enough if it takes the Teabaggers and all the Palin-Americans.

Love how the old coot in the article refers to Mayan prophecy as a "fairytale" because it doesn't have a "stitch of biblical authority."

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Headliner is off to a rough start for 2011. The iPod Touch we gave her for Christmas was stolen today and to make matters worse, she tired to install the tracking app but never got it working.

Wow, that was fast. Sorry to hear it.

This is not the first time Camping has made a bold prediction about Judgment Day.

On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping's believers gathered inside Alameda's Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.

But the world did not end. Camping allowed that he may have made a mathematical error.

How did his career not end right there and then? Incredible.

Well, at least we get to point and laugh the next day. Sucks to be you, suckers.