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Ghoulish Delight · 02-25-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mousey Girl

Had she gone out and gotten a spermcicle she would not be getting child support.

Or, now I know I'm stretching with this one, but bear with me, if she had not done some sort of unthinkable transferance from her mouth to her inbox, then perhaps she wouldn't have hit the jackpot.

Tito's Kitten · 02-25-2005, 12:22 AM

The weird thing is that yes Leykis had the lawyer of the woman on and appearantly they, the man and the woman, had been friends for 12 years (they met in medical school) and the whole thing is that SHE CLAIMS that they slept together. He is the one saying that he only received oral sex and that they did not have intercourse. So now that is the problem since it turns into a he said she said kind of thing. How can she prove they slept togther and how can he prove they didn't??? Where are the hidden pervy cameras when you REALLY need them... I think they are all focusing on Paris Hilton....

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-25-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tito's Kitten

The weird thing is that yes Leykis had the lawyer of the woman on and appearantly they, the man and the woman, had been friends for 12 years (they met in medical school) and the whole thing is that SHE CLAIMS that they slept together. He is the one saying that he only received oral sex and that they did not have intercourse. So now that is the problem since it turns into a he said she said kind of thing. How can she prove they slept togther and how can he prove they didn't??? Where are the hidden pervy cameras when you REALLY need them... I think they are all focusing on Paris Hilton....

Ok, this makes more sense. He may be a total liar, too. As usual, the report is more entertaining than the story. Oh well, provided us with a great new euphemism. GD and I were cracking up each time we heard the word "gift" yesterday.

jdramj · 02-25-2005, 11:19 AM

There is alot missing from this version of the story. If I read the story correctly....Not only is she claiming that they had sex, but it turns out she was married and getting a divorce. He says she told him she was getting a divorce, but she really wasn't and then turned up pregnant. He knew she was prgenant and told her he'd marry her and she should quit her job to raise the child. 2 days before her final day he backed out saying he changed his mind and didn't want to be involved after all. Major case of he said-she said going on here. To be honest...both of these people sound like big losers.

Scrooge McSam · 02-25-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Or, now I know I'm stretching with this one, but bear with me, if she had not done some sort of unthinkable transferance from her mouth to her inbox, then perhaps she wouldn't have hit the jackpot.

Hee hee He said inbox

Not Afraid · 02-25-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tito's Kitten

Slightly off topic here...

Have you heard about the whole pineapple juice theory?? Appearantly drinking lots of pineapple juice will turn sperm into some sort of hawaiian cocktail chaser flavored with the taste of pineapple. Supposedly it is true but I don't know if I believe it......

Wait. I thought this was berry smoothies? (I honestly don't pay attention to this stuff).

Ghoulish Delight · 02-25-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Wait. I thought this was berry smoothies? (I honestly don't pay attention to this stuff).

Both have been purported to work, and in the case of pineapple juice, proven (thank you Loveline!).

Tito's Kitten · 02-25-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Ghoulish Delight
and in the case of pineapple juice, proven

Sweet!! Oh umm I mean thanks for the info....

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Originally posted by Not Afraid
Wait. I thought this was berry smoothies? (I honestly don't pay attention to this stuff).

Sure you don't.........

Moonliner · 02-25-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tito's Kitten

Appearantly drinking lots of pineapple juice will turn sperm into some sort of hawaiian cocktail

Errr, just for scientific accuracy could you please define the word "lots" in terms of ounces/pound body weight?

The scientific community thanks you.

02-25-2005, 12:22 AM	#32
Tito's Kitten Still in love with Ben Gibbard Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: where soul meets body Posts: 180	The weird thing is that yes Leykis had the lawyer of the woman on and appearantly they, the man and the woman, had been friends for 12 years (they met in medical school) and the whole thing is that SHE CLAIMS that they slept together. He is the one saying that he only received oral sex and that they did not have intercourse. So now that is the problem since it turns into a he said she said kind of thing. How can she prove they slept togther and how can he prove they didn't??? Where are the hidden pervy cameras when you REALLY need them... I think they are all focusing on Paris Hilton.... __________________ Who the hell needs a damn signature anyway?
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02-25-2005, 11:19 AM	#34
jdramj Trying to sleep Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 201	There is alot missing from this version of the story. If I read the story correctly....Not only is she claiming that they had sex, but it turns out she was married and getting a divorce. He says she told him she was getting a divorce, but she really wasn't and then turned up pregnant. He knew she was prgenant and told her he'd marry her and she should quit her job to raise the child. 2 days before her final day he backed out saying he changed his mind and didn't want to be involved after all. Major case of he said-she said going on here. To be honest...both of these people sound like big losers.
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