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Mostly a joke. I love the girls. But it's like coaching a group of ADD cats.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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So, how did that Harvard win do for your brackets this year?
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Parmmadore Jim
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ADD cats = Cats
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I didn't realize this until I got home and changed my shirt, but I forgot to put on deodorant today.
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Chowder Head
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I discovered that when I went to pee this morning at work that I put my boxers on backwards
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Before or after?
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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On a related note....
Before using any bathroom anywhere be sure to check supply levels before you get started.
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Indeed.
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I was eating one of those plastic cups of grapefruit slices last night. Through the remaining juice, I saw what appeared to be one sliver of fruit at the bottom, but I couldn't seem to find it with the fork. Turned out it was my finger showing through the bottom of the cup.
Granted, I was a little sleep-deprived, but it reminded me of when my cat used to try to reach for objects on the other side of the sliding door. |
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Have you ever farted just before you sat down and then realized you just farted in your own face?
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