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That settles it. I'll be there for Sunday Brunch.
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Next Stop: Funkytown!
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So, overheard in Target by the women's belts.
First teenage girl : "You know what I figured out?" Other teenage girl: "What?" First teenage girl: "Mrs. Schmitz smells just like my grandma."
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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What color belts were they looking at?
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#4424 |
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I'm bored.
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Making Good Girls Go Bad
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And I'm Morley Safer. All this, plus Andy Rooney, here on 60 minutes
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#4427 |
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Hi Morley.
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101% Yummy!
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How cool is this?
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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There's a Frankie and Annette movie on in the living room and Bob Cummings is in it and he just told someone that his (character's) name is Robert Orville. And I thought, oh, that's his real name. And I know why his middle name is Orville. I'm worried about that.
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