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Capt Jack · 09-06-2007, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Dear GD

see ya there

Capt Jack

Morrigoon · 09-06-2007, 09:26 PM

Dear Trader Joe,

I would like to thank you for the dinner I cooked myself tonight. You see, it featured that amazing chicken and mango sausage you had your employees cooking up at the back of your store. Though, to be honest, I think its flavors were wasted on the jambalaya she was making and, yes, even in my pasta. Short of sauteeing it with onions and peppers and enjoying it on a roll of pretzel bread, I'm not sure anything could do it justice.

So, from the bottom of my very stuffed little tum-tum, I thank you.

Sincerely,
Me

tracilicious · 09-06-2007, 09:32 PM

Dear Motherfvckers,

Fvck off! Asshats.

fvckily,
Traci

GusGus · 09-06-2007, 10:37 PM

dear tracilicious,

feel better?

me

BarTopDancer · 09-06-2007, 10:49 PM

Dear my Spanish teacher -

It would have been nice to tell us the homework is due the weekend of the test, instead of the day the test opens (per the syllabus). I could have gone out and had fun tonight instead of busting my butt to get it done.

Signed,

a frustrated student.

p.s. it is a lot of work and while we have 2 weeks to do it some of us have other classes and jobs.

Dear Gus Gus,

Good to see you!!!!

DreadPirateRoberts · 09-06-2007, 10:58 PM

Dear Bailarín Superior De La Barra,

Lo Siento

Signed,

Your Spanish Teacher

Kevy Baby · 09-06-2007, 11:03 PM

Dear Prudence

Won't you come out to play?

Signed,
John and Paul

BarTopDancer · 09-06-2007, 11:04 PM

Dear LoT:

Erica likes college football.

Signed,

A troublemaker.

libraryvixen · 09-07-2007, 06:56 AM

Dear Accounting Prof,

If you happen to make a mistake again, post a 110 question "quiz" and I take it again... give me the flippin grade! I took the test in the hour and a half time limit, answered all the questions and got a B+. That's gotta count for something! Instead, you erased the grade and I had to take your 30 question quiz. Ugh.

Sincerely,

Your student

Kevy Baby · 09-07-2007, 07:07 AM

Dear Stupid Neighbor

Thank you for not securing your wireless network so that I have internet access while my modem decides it no longer wants to work.

KB

09-06-2007, 09:26 PM	#442
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear Trader Joe, I would like to thank you for the dinner I cooked myself tonight. You see, it featured that amazing chicken and mango sausage you had your employees cooking up at the back of your store. Though, to be honest, I think its flavors were wasted on the jambalaya she was making and, yes, even in my pasta. Short of sauteeing it with onions and peppers and enjoying it on a roll of pretzel bread, I'm not sure anything could do it justice. So, from the bottom of my very stuffed little tum-tum, I thank you. Sincerely, Me __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-06-2007, 09:32 PM	#443
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Motherfvckers, Fvck off! Asshats. fvckily, Traci __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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09-06-2007, 10:37 PM	#444
GusGus DrunkenSeamstress Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Is it hot in here? Posts: 311	dear tracilicious, feel better? me __________________ . . . . "Mythology is psychology misread as biography." - Joseph Campbell
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09-06-2007, 10:49 PM	#445
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear my Spanish teacher - It would have been nice to tell us the homework is due the weekend of the test, instead of the day the test opens (per the syllabus). I could have gone out and had fun tonight instead of busting my butt to get it done. Signed, a frustrated student. p.s. it is a lot of work and while we have 2 weeks to do it some of us have other classes and jobs. Dear Gus Gus, Good to see you!!!! __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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09-06-2007, 10:58 PM	#446
DreadPirateRoberts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,483	Dear Bailarín Superior De La Barra, Lo Siento Signed, Your Spanish Teacher
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09-06-2007, 11:03 PM	#447
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Dear Prudence Won't you come out to play? Signed, John and Paul __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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09-06-2007, 11:04 PM	#448
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear LoT: Erica likes college football. Signed, A troublemaker. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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09-07-2007, 06:56 AM	#449
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	Dear Accounting Prof, If you happen to make a mistake again, post a 110 question "quiz" and I take it again... give me the flippin grade! I took the test in the hour and a half time limit, answered all the questions and got a B+. That's gotta count for something! Instead, you erased the grade and I had to take your 30 question quiz. Ugh. Sincerely, Your student __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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09-07-2007, 07:07 AM	#450
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Dear Stupid Neighbor Thank you for not securing your wireless network so that I have internet access while my modem decides it no longer wants to work. KB __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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