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Morrigoon · 09-07-2007, 11:23 AM

Dear CNN.com,

I don't know who you think you are impressing with the videos on your website. Placing an inventory of all 4:3 aspect ratio footage into a 16:9 widescreen player does not fool me into thinking that I'm watching your web clips on a plasma tv. What it does do is distort the features of your anchor so that an otherwise pretty girl appears grotesque and horribly distorted.

If you're going to run a widescreen player, film your clips in widescreen, otherwise, please get a normal player embedded on your site that does not distort the image. With no widescreen clips, your widescreen player is completely pointless.

~Me

BarTopDancer · 09-07-2007, 11:25 AM

Dear body,

Please stop hurting.

Thank you,

- Me

Ghoulish Delight · 09-07-2007, 11:35 AM

Dear Apple and/or Microsoft.

Wake up and fix the freaking Vista iTunes bugs.

Sincerely,
Half of America

libraryvixen · 09-07-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Apple and/or Microsoft.

Wake up and fix the freaking Vista iTunes bugs.

Sincerely,
Half of America

Dear GD,

Feeling the iTunes pain with you!

Sincerely,

Rena

CoasterMatt · 09-07-2007, 12:34 PM

Dear payroll department,
You've had your extra day off for the holiday, WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' PAYCHECK!?!?!
I'm sure I'll be filling out some kind of descrepency form, since you can't seem to get anything right, despite 3 different checks for accuracy BEFORE the timekeeper info is sent to you.

Signed,
Nobody that really NEEDS to pay any bills...

Ponine · 09-07-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear payroll department,
You've had your extra day off for the holiday, WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' PAYCHECK!?!?!
I'm sure I'll be filling out some kind of descrepency form, since you can't seem to get anything right, despite 3 different checks for accuracy BEFORE the timekeeper info is sent to you.

Signed,
Nobody that really NEEDS to pay any bills...

Dear payroll supervisor,
See how they treat us? THis is NOT uncommon.

signed,
Not intending to irritate CM, but an otherwise unhappy payroll tech.

BarTopDancer · 09-07-2007, 12:47 PM

Dear Matt,

Paying bills on time is over-rated.

Signed,

Paryoll.

Prudence · 09-07-2007, 01:39 PM

Dear Seattle University Moot Court Board:

Bite me.

No love,
Pru

Capt Jack · 09-10-2007, 04:34 PM

dear weekend

Im so sorry you werent able to stay longer. your visit was a welcomed relief from your cousin 'weekday's oh-too-long stay. I only wish we'd been able to accomplish more than we did.

I miss you. come again soon

CJ

Morrigoon · 09-10-2007, 04:49 PM

Dear weekend,

Where the hell were you the last two days? I waited and waited, but you never came. But never fear, I managed to keep busy with work while I waited.

Missing you,

Morri

09-07-2007, 11:23 AM	#1
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear CNN.com, I don't know who you think you are impressing with the videos on your website. Placing an inventory of all 4:3 aspect ratio footage into a 16:9 widescreen player does not fool me into thinking that I'm watching your web clips on a plasma tv. What it does do is distort the features of your anchor so that an otherwise pretty girl appears grotesque and horribly distorted. If you're going to run a widescreen player, film your clips in widescreen, otherwise, please get a normal player embedded on your site that does not distort the image. With no widescreen clips, your widescreen player is completely pointless. ~Me __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear body, Please stop hurting. Thank you, - Me __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear Apple and/or Microsoft. Wake up and fix the freaking Vista iTunes bugs. Sincerely, Half of America __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Dear payroll department, You've had your extra day off for the holiday, WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' PAYCHECK!?!?! I'm sure I'll be filling out some kind of descrepency form, since you can't seem to get anything right, despite 3 different checks for accuracy BEFORE the timekeeper info is sent to you. Signed, Nobody that really NEEDS to pay any bills... __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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09-07-2007, 12:47 PM	#7
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear Matt, Paying bills on time is over-rated. Signed, Paryoll. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear Seattle University Moot Court Board: Bite me. No love, Pru __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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09-10-2007, 04:34 PM	#9
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	dear weekend Im so sorry you werent able to stay longer. your visit was a welcomed relief from your cousin 'weekday's oh-too-long stay. I only wish we'd been able to accomplish more than we did. I miss you. come again soon CJ __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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09-10-2007, 04:49 PM	#10
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear weekend, Where the hell were you the last two days? I waited and waited, but you never came. But never fear, I managed to keep busy with work while I waited. Missing you, Morri __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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