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Moonliner · 11-04-2006, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

It's never a good sign when you're told the boss has to meet with you this week, ASAP, and oh, they can't tell you what the meeting's about..... And I think it's my head on the block.

*Bump*

I hope things did not go as badly as you feared. How did this all work out?

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 11-04-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

BTW, how can we tell that was Lohan anyway?

ISnt' this at the premiere of Herbie Fully Loaded? I recognize the interior

Poor, poor Herbie...

RStar · 11-04-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Poor, poor Herbie...

Ahhh! I hadn't thought of that! Poor Herbie is right!

Ewww!!!

CoasterMatt · 11-04-2006, 12:11 PM

No wonder he's always squirting that gunky oil out his pipes...

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-04-2006, 04:34 PM

So. Here's how my working Saturday started.

Early on, I'm helping a man with his account when one of his twin sons starts to cry for no reason. He instinctively picks up the 5 year old boy, and next thing you know, the kid is vomiting all over him. I saw it in all it's awful detail, undigested chunks of early lunch and all. I saw all this and ran away, presumably to get some paper towels, but more just because GOD DAMN that is nasty.

The man went outside with a roll of paper towels while we cleaned the carpet with Formula 409. He came back in to return the roll, then left...but was back in a few minutes later. He explained that he had clothes in the car and changed.

Well, yeah, dude, but YOU STILL SMELL LIKE VOMIT. GET OUT. I thought this very hard as I checked out his items as fast as humanly possible. I almost gagged.

Lessons learned?

1) Do not pick up a child just because he starts crying.

2) Take a goddamned shower before purposely encountering another human being after you've been drenched in the contents of someone's stomach.

and

3) Working Saturday sucks, but it could always be worse.

Motorboat Cruiser · 11-04-2006, 04:56 PM

You have stronger stomach than I. Let's just say that I seem to have a very sympathetic reaction to seeing someone vomit. It takes a lot of mental gymnastics to keep myself from joining in the fun. Had I had the same view of this incident as you did, I probably would not have been able to handle it as well.

Sorry that you had a crappy day. It'll get better.

JWBear · 11-04-2006, 05:03 PM

My Sims2 crashed just as 2 sims, who I'm trying to get together, were about to woo-hoo. Damn! Now I have to wait 45 minutes for the game to load, and then start over on their date.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-04-2006, 05:40 PM

Avocado + Bacon + Cheese + 2 burger patties + BBQ = best lunch of the week.

MouseWife · 11-04-2006, 06:46 PM

GD, how can you post that burger after what CP said?

One time, the Hubster and I both fell hard with pukes after eating a Carls' Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. We couldn't eat them for years. And certainly couldn't say 'cheeseburger' without the upchuck sound.

If the kid was sickly, he should have known or yeah not just picked him up {five years old???}. I bet he knew. Should've stayed home.

I stayed home all freakin' week.

CoasterMatt · 11-04-2006, 07:38 PM

sounds like bootlegged cheeseburger...

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11-04-2006, 04:34 PM	#4725
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	So. Here's how my working Saturday started. Early on, I'm helping a man with his account when one of his twin sons starts to cry for no reason. He instinctively picks up the 5 year old boy, and next thing you know, the kid is vomiting all over him. I saw it in all it's awful detail, undigested chunks of early lunch and all. I saw all this and ran away, presumably to get some paper towels, but more just because GOD DAMN that is nasty. The man went outside with a roll of paper towels while we cleaned the carpet with Formula 409. He came back in to return the roll, then left...but was back in a few minutes later. He explained that he had clothes in the car and changed. Well, yeah, dude, but YOU STILL SMELL LIKE VOMIT. GET OUT. I thought this very hard as I checked out his items as fast as humanly possible. I almost gagged. Lessons learned? 1) Do not pick up a child just because he starts crying. 2) Take a goddamned shower before purposely encountering another human being after you've been drenched in the contents of someone's stomach. and 3) Working Saturday sucks, but it could always be worse. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	You have stronger stomach than I. Let's just say that I seem to have a very sympathetic reaction to seeing someone vomit. It takes a lot of mental gymnastics to keep myself from joining in the fun. Had I had the same view of this incident as you did, I probably would not have been able to handle it as well. Sorry that you had a crappy day. It'll get better.
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	My Sims2 crashed just as 2 sims, who I'm trying to get together, were about to woo-hoo. Damn! Now I have to wait 45 minutes for the game to load, and then start over on their date. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Avocado + Bacon + Cheese + 2 burger patties + BBQ = best lunch of the week. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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11-04-2006, 06:46 PM	#4729
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	GD, how can you post that burger after what CP said? One time, the Hubster and I both fell hard with pukes after eating a Carls' Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. We couldn't eat them for years. And certainly couldn't say 'cheeseburger' without the upchuck sound. If the kid was sickly, he should have known or yeah not just picked him up {five years old???}. I bet he knew. Should've stayed home. I stayed home all freakin' week. __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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