Valentines Day question - Page 5

Kevy Baby · 02-08-2006, 08:51 PM

I say just squeeze her boob a couple of times and call it a night. Chicks dig the minimalist approach.

scaeagles · 02-09-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I say just squeeze her boob a couple of times and call it a night. Chicks dig the minimalist approach.

That would go over well. No gift, a quick feel....you should write books.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-09-2006, 10:25 AM

I saw keep it simple and get her flowers.

Ponine · 02-09-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I say keep it simple and get her flowers.

I got you beat...

Capt Jack · 02-09-2006, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponine

I got you beat...

aka: "How to keep a man from missing the toilet"

CoasterMatt · 02-09-2006, 08:01 PM

I know a few girls who own sybians, and they're pretty proud of them.
As for mounting location, they tend to use a low table (whole new meaning to "cocktail table") or bathroom floor.

Matt "Has friends in strange places"

LSPoorEeyorick · 02-09-2006, 08:20 PM

Ooh! New toys!

tracilicious · 02-09-2006, 08:42 PM

From the Sybian website:

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In the book For Yourself, Dr. Lonnie Barbach reports: "Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky."

Of course they're bitter and sulky. They're not getting any. At least not anything good.

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-10-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

From the Sybian website:

Of course they're bitter and sulky. They're not getting any. At least not anything good.

So THAT'S why all the LoT women are so chipper!

€uroMeinke · 02-09-2006, 08:45 PM

Build a Better Vibrator and the World Will Beat a Path to Your Door

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