Harumph! - Page 5

€uroMeinke · 09-06-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

The only requirement for being there is the desire to stay sober

MouseWife · 09-06-2007, 09:29 PM

That Guy~ that is true. GC, don't give up on that one! I've been to them, myself. I told them I had a drinking problem, every time I drink, I spill it on myself!! Corny but it is true!

RStar~ I don't get this about your aunt???

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-06-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy.

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.

katiesue · 09-06-2007, 09:10 PM

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it

Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it

Well! :saying it loud for all to hear: I'll help you. I'll think about all the single men I know and consider them for you.

katiesue · 09-06-2007, 09:19 PM

Many thanks. I work in an office with one person (for the last 8 years) so my contact with the outside world is limited. If I find any hot gay guys they are definatley going your way!

Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 10:08 PM

From time to time, I dream that there's some wonderful man out there thinking about meeting someone exactly like me. Sigh.

CoasterMatt · 09-06-2007, 10:12 PM

Kind of like Mr. Limpet dreamt about being a fish?

Kevy Baby · 09-07-2007, 07:21 AM

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

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09-06-2007, 09:19 PM	#7
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Many thanks. I work in an office with one person (for the last 8 years) so my contact with the outside world is limited. If I find any hot gay guys they are definatley going your way! __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	From time to time, I dream that there's some wonderful man out there thinking about meeting someone exactly like me. Sigh.
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09-07-2007, 07:21 AM	#10
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I didn't get a harumph outta that guy __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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