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Kevy Baby · 10-25-2007, 04:55 PM

I used to work in a Mexican food restaurant. We had this one lady who came in frequently and was a complete bitch every time - very rude.

So when I was making her burrito, I took about five jalapeño peppers, chopped them up, and put them in her burrito (seeds and all!).

It was a to-go order.

We never saw her again.

alphabassettgrrl · 10-25-2007, 06:20 PM

It's nice to know that sometimes you can think of those comments when it's useful. I'm usually in the camp of waking up at 3am with them. I'm glad you're ok, and that your ankle is not hurt.

My latest car issue is I was accused of hitting someone. Truth? She ran into the bike rack on the back of my car. I watched her do it. She had parked next to me, got out, and walked behind me. Smack! I pulled out of the parking space, and she flagged me down to tell me she thought I had hit her.

I hadn't taken the e-brake off yet, though I think the car was in gear and I had my foot on the brake.

Isn't there enough actual stupidity out there without inventing more??

10-25-2007, 04:55 PM	#1
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I used to work in a Mexican food restaurant. We had this one lady who came in frequently and was a complete bitch every time - very rude. So when I was making her burrito, I took about five jalapeño peppers, chopped them up, and put them in her burrito (seeds and all!). It was a to-go order. We never saw her again. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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10-25-2007, 06:20 PM	#2
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	It's nice to know that sometimes you can think of those comments when it's useful. I'm usually in the camp of waking up at 3am with them. I'm glad you're ok, and that your ankle is not hurt. My latest car issue is I was accused of hitting someone. Truth? She ran into the bike rack on the back of my car. I watched her do it. She had parked next to me, got out, and walked behind me. Smack! I pulled out of the parking space, and she flagged me down to tell me she thought I had hit her. I hadn't taken the e-brake off yet, though I think the car was in gear and I had my foot on the brake. Isn't there enough actual stupidity out there without inventing more?? __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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