Welcome David E - Page 6

JWBear · 07-05-2008, 11:02 PM

Hmph... Must be an imposter. We all know David E is just a figment of €'s and NA's collective imagination. (Want proof? € is just a form of E! Ah-ha!)

wendybeth · 07-05-2008, 11:02 PM

Welcome, Oh David of the E! Tis I, Wendybeth, late of Eastern Washington and also a tad bit lazy in the name department. Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

Kevy Baby · 07-06-2008, 09:26 AM

Yawn

David E is so three weeks ago. We are already on to David W

Welcome!

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-06-2008, 10:47 AM

Hah, check this guy out! Just wait until we challenge him to a bacon eating contest.

David E · 07-07-2008, 12:05 AM

Cadaverous and Wendy Beth,

Look, when it comes to bacon...well, let's just say I have a little experience here, this year being the 30th anniversary of the annual party I host wherein Pork is used as a noun used as a verb that turned back into a proper noun...It's called the Winter Solstice Pork, or simply "The Pork".

Now, unlike the other bragadocious comments I made before, I am not making this up to try to fit in since I'm not totally sure how serious your bacon talk is, or what it is about. Euro and Not Afraid know this about me from long ago but never mentioned that this is a topic on LOT. You can ask them. However, if I am only a virtual construct they made, then I guess they don't have credibility on this topic...

wendybeth · 07-07-2008, 12:53 AM

We are deadly serious about all things bacony.

Which is ironic, in that bacon is (like all things that taste really good) not the healthiest of food choices, but most of us don't really give a rat's ass.

Yeah, you're going to do well here.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-07-2008, 07:31 AM

Mr. E.:

Your writing skills are impressive, which goes a long way towards true message board greatness. I hereby welcome you even more wholeheartedly than previously expressed.

Not Afraid · 07-07-2008, 12:06 PM

I can confirm that the person known as David E - who is not a figment of my imagination, not a sock puppet of mine or Euro's - does in fact hold an annual party known as "The Pork". The date is usually on or around December 21st, known as the shortest day of the year. Shortest days lead to longest nights, which is prime time to have a very excessive party.

My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe. (David, do you have a record of the locations of the Porks through the years?) Sadly, I haven't been to a Pork on way too many years. This must change.

Snowflake · 07-07-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David E

HaHA!!! It is I, David E!!!!!!!!!

Squeeeeee-E, it is hE, thE David E. I wElcomE thEE oncE again to the LoT CommunitEE

Please do tEll more about ThE Pork.

David E · 07-08-2008, 10:19 PM

Mye Faire Ladye Snowflayke,

(Methinkes Lassie and not Laddie, but aye have no waye of knowing since aye was thee only one stupide enough to use mye real nayme as a usernayme)

I will indeeeed regale thee with tayles of the Porke shortlee. Porke (or pourke in the olde English), which means "license to eat, in unfettered amounts, all manner of foodstuffs prohibited by your parents growing up". It later came to specifically refer to those iced pink and white animal cookies (and in some of the more clandestine deep-fetish circles, to the sprinkles that fall off the cookies and accumulate in the bottom of the bag, to the point where some purists would no longer touch the cookies themselves).

But since you like the subject of E, I must mention the substance of the same name that made an audience for incessant repetitive techno music possible (I played at raves from 96-01, skylab2000.com), where I also went by David E...

07-05-2008, 11:02 PM	#51
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Hmph... Must be an imposter. We all know David E is just a figment of €'s and NA's collective imagination. (Want proof? € is just a form of E! Ah-ha!) __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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07-05-2008, 11:02 PM	#52
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Welcome, Oh David of the E! Tis I, Wendybeth, late of Eastern Washington and also a tad bit lazy in the name department. Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products. __________________
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07-06-2008, 09:26 AM	#53
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Yawn David E is so three weeks ago. We are already on to David W Welcome! __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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07-06-2008, 10:47 AM	#54
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Hah, check this guy out! Just wait until we challenge him to a bacon eating contest. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-07-2008, 12:05 AM	#55
David E Tethered Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 64	Cadaverous and Wendy Beth, Look, when it comes to bacon...well, let's just say I have a little experience here, this year being the 30th anniversary of the annual party I host wherein Pork is used as a noun used as a verb that turned back into a proper noun...It's called the Winter Solstice Pork, or simply "The Pork". Now, unlike the other bragadocious comments I made before, I am not making this up to try to fit in since I'm not totally sure how serious your bacon talk is, or what it is about. Euro and Not Afraid know this about me from long ago but never mentioned that this is a topic on LOT. You can ask them. However, if I am only a virtual construct they made, then I guess they don't have credibility on this topic... __________________ David E. The Best is the enemy of the Better.
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07-07-2008, 12:53 AM	#56
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	We are deadly serious about all things bacony. Which is ironic, in that bacon is (like all things that taste really good) not the healthiest of food choices, but most of us don't really give a rat's ass. Yeah, you're going to do well here. __________________
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07-07-2008, 07:31 AM	#57
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Mr. E.: Your writing skills are impressive, which goes a long way towards true message board greatness. I hereby welcome you even more wholeheartedly than previously expressed. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-07-2008, 12:06 PM	#58
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I can confirm that the person known as David E - who is not a figment of my imagination, not a sock puppet of mine or Euro's - does in fact hold an annual party known as "The Pork". The date is usually on or around December 21st, known as the shortest day of the year. Shortest days lead to longest nights, which is prime time to have a very excessive party. My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe. (David, do you have a record of the locations of the Porks through the years?) Sadly, I haven't been to a Pork on way too many years. This must change.
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07-08-2008, 10:19 PM	#60
David E Tethered Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 64	Mye Faire Ladye Snowflayke, (Methinkes Lassie and not Laddie, but aye have no waye of knowing since aye was thee only one stupide enough to use mye real nayme as a usernayme) I will indeeeed regale thee with tayles of the Porke shortlee. Porke (or pourke in the olde English), which means "license to eat, in unfettered amounts, all manner of foodstuffs prohibited by your parents growing up". It later came to specifically refer to those iced pink and white animal cookies (and in some of the more clandestine deep-fetish circles, to the sprinkles that fall off the cookies and accumulate in the bottom of the bag, to the point where some purists would no longer touch the cookies themselves). But since you like the subject of E, I must mention the substance of the same name that made an audience for incessant repetitive techno music possible (I played at raves from 96-01, skylab2000.com), where I also went by David E... __________________ David E. The Best is the enemy of the Better.
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