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Next Stop: Funkytown!
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Listen, I am so crispy-fried done that I am thinking of looking for a 9 to 5 so hubs and I can move. Know of anyone who wants to hire a vintage broad with mad skillz?
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Are you out there, Scaegles? This is for you:
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I Floop the Pig
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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His hat fell off. A true hero's hat never falls off.
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At lunch today I overheard a conversation between two middle-aged women. They were discussing the Colorado shootings. One of them commented "Welcome to Obama's America!"
WTF? Really? What does the President have to do with the shootings?!
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I would have had a difficult time keeping my mouth shut - depending on the circumstances, probably wouldn't have.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I thought Obama was "trying" to take away guns and ammo.
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Because Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a secret Muslim homosexual born in Kenya Africa who is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood who brainwash good Christian children into becoming terrorists after getting them to eat Halal food as proscribed by Sharia law which is why we have to pass laws to protect our American traditions against such devious infiltrators who hate White people.
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If everyone at the theatre had been armed, there would have been a different outcome when the smoke bombs fell and the shots came out of nowhere.
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Because those bullets would magically find their way through the body armor he was wearing. Duh.
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