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SacTown Chronic · 05-11-2005, 06:43 AM

What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common?

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MickeyD · 05-11-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common?

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Hey! I read Sports Illustrated too!

SacTown Chronic · 05-11-2005, 11:29 AM

Yep. That's where I got it.

Gemini Cricket · 05-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Why don't Southern women like orgies?

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lizziebith · 05-12-2005, 01:37 PM

A Navajo woman was driving her truck down the road one afternoon and saw another Navajo woman hitchhiking with a brown paper bag. She pulls over and lets her in. After a couple of minutes she asks "What's in the bag?" The hitchhiking woman responds "A bottle of wine I got for my husband." The driver reflects for a moment then says "Good trade."

Ghoulish Delight · 06-14-2005, 10:53 PM

Okay, I was reminded tonight of possibly the geekiest joke ever told. And, I'm almost ashamed to admit...I made it up. Ready? No, you're not, trust me.

What do guests at Jabba the Hutt's palace wear to keep their shirt clean if they are served an especially messy piece of fish?

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If you don't get it...consider yourself lucky.

surfinmuse · 06-14-2005, 11:26 PM

GD, I don't get it, but I want to damnit. Does it require a deep and meaningful understanding of Star Wars or a dirty mind? I lack the former.

UPDATE: Oh I got it, I just googled some key words and found the answer.... esoteric, it is. <lovingly pets Google>

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-15-2005, 09:04 AM

I would have written the answer this way:

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Any time he tells this joke I die laughing. Especially last night when I couldn't think of the damn name and he got to tell it again.

Kevy Baby · 06-15-2005, 11:15 PM

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up a clock
The clock struck one
and the other two escaped with minor injuries

CoasterMatt · 06-16-2005, 05:41 AM

I almost ashamed to admit it, but I got (and laughed at) GD's joke immediately...

05-11-2005, 06:43 AM	#61
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common? Spoiler: Either way, somebody is losing a trailer. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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05-11-2005, 11:29 AM	#63
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Yep. That's where I got it. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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05-12-2005, 01:13 PM	#64
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Why don't Southern women like orgies? Spoiler: Ugh, they don't like writing all them 'Thank You' cards...
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05-12-2005, 01:37 PM	#65
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	A Navajo woman was driving her truck down the road one afternoon and saw another Navajo woman hitchhiking with a brown paper bag. She pulls over and lets her in. After a couple of minutes she asks "What's in the bag?" The hitchhiking woman responds "A bottle of wine I got for my husband." The driver reflects for a moment then says "Good trade." __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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06-14-2005, 10:53 PM	#66
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Okay, I was reminded tonight of possibly the geekiest joke ever told. And, I'm almost ashamed to admit...I made it up. Ready? No, you're not, trust me. What do guests at Jabba the Hutt's palace wear to keep their shirt clean if they are served an especially messy piece of fish? Spoiler: A bib for tuna If you don't get it...consider yourself lucky. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-14-2005, 11:26 PM	#67
surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	GD, I don't get it, but I want to damnit. Does it require a deep and meaningful understanding of Star Wars or a dirty mind? I lack the former. UPDATE: Oh I got it, I just googled some key words and found the answer.... esoteric, it is. <lovingly pets Google>
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06-15-2005, 09:04 AM	#68
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I would have written the answer this way: Spoiler: A Bib Fortuna Any time he tells this joke I die laughing. Especially last night when I couldn't think of the damn name and he got to tell it again. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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06-15-2005, 11:15 PM	#69
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up a clock The clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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06-16-2005, 05:41 AM	#70
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I almost ashamed to admit it, but I got (and laughed at) GD's joke immediately... __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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