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scaeagles · 12-05-2007, 01:22 PM

My favorite....

"My friend Wilma has a t-shirt with a picture of a garden on it. She has the biggest (blank)s you've ever seen."

Forget who wrote it, but the answer was "Asparagus tips".

Gn2Dlnd · 12-05-2007, 02:55 PM

"Asparagus tips". HA!

Charles would have said, "Melons."

Morrigoon · 12-05-2007, 02:57 PM

I was thinking pussywillows. No idea why, since in retrospect it doesn't make sense as a double entendre.

Gn2Dlnd · 12-05-2007, 03:03 PM

The "off" answers are what made the show so funny.

JWBear · 12-05-2007, 05:29 PM

Watermelons.

Kevy Baby · 12-05-2007, 05:34 PM

Kiwi Fruit

lashbear · 12-06-2007, 03:59 PM

Compost heaps.

12-05-2007, 01:22 PM	#61
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	My favorite.... "My friend Wilma has a t-shirt with a picture of a garden on it. She has the biggest (blank)s you've ever seen." Forget who wrote it, but the answer was "Asparagus tips".
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12-05-2007, 02:55 PM	#62
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	"Asparagus tips". HA! Charles would have said, "Melons." __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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12-05-2007, 02:57 PM	#63
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I was thinking pussywillows. No idea why, since in retrospect it doesn't make sense as a double entendre. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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12-05-2007, 03:03 PM	#64
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	The "off" answers are what made the show so funny. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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12-05-2007, 05:29 PM	#65
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Watermelons. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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12-05-2007, 05:34 PM	#66
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Kiwi Fruit __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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12-06-2007, 03:59 PM	#67
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