Soooo....

[wendybeth]

You sure that's not ants crunching underfoot and chair?

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Must have made it hard to prevent cancer.

You had me going, I'm thinking...Huh? Then it hit me.....

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

You know, I loves me a lemon-filled donut. But they're always coated in that freaking sugar that just pours off of them. So whenever I have one, I get to spend the day (and subsequent days until the custodial crew sweeps the lab floor) listening to my chair crunch and crackle as it rolls around. For some reason that really drives me nuts.

Have you tried napkins?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by RStar

Have you tried napkins?

As far as I can tell, the sugar crystals the put on those things are small enough to pass straight through napkins, paper towels, plates, lead, Kevlar. No matter what I do, I'm rolling around all day on grainy tiles.

[Alex]

Eat your donut in the neighboring cube.

And then bitch about the noise every time that person moves.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Eat your donut in the neighboring cube.

And then bitch about the noise every time that person moves.

You are truly evil. I knew I liked you for some reason.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Bukkake?

Ya know, I actually had to look that up. I instantly regretted it. It occured to me this morning that there are probably loads of things that I could have done for the first time, that you may be a veteran at. But, ya know, my brain was only operating on slow mo.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Ya know, I actually had to look that up. I instantly regretted it. It occured to me this morning that there are probably loads of things that I could have done for the first time, that you may be a veteran at. But, ya know, my brain was only operating on slow mo.

Hmm, considering the subject matter, better watch your word choice...

[SacTown Chronic]

I should have went with my first guess of an old guy, a religious guy, an atheist, a young guy, and a smelly homeless guy.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

You know, I loves me a lemon-filled donut. But they're always coated in that freaking sugar that just pours off of them. So whenever I have one, I get to spend the day (and subsequent days until the custodial crew sweeps the lab floor) listening to my chair crunch and crackle as it rolls around. For some reason that really drives me nuts.

You need to get the donut and go to the sink in the tea-room.

Take out a small camel-hair brush, and gently brush all of the sugar crystals off the donut. The ones that adhere firmly are fine and can remain in-situ.

Give the donut a few raps with the handle end of the brush, just to make sure any of the in-situ crystals do not fall off accidentally.

Turn on the water and wash the crunchy offenders down the sink.

Take the donut back to your cube and enjoy !

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Hey, Trac. Can I get you any lemon-filled donuts? Doritos? Burritos?

And GD, consider Krispy Kreme. They're glazed, not sugar-crusted.