OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread - Page 72

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 06-02-2008, 10:28 PM

Soooo, any idea what outing the group will be on Saturday? Just so I might find you if I come up and/or am late getting there.

Crystal Cave? Nature Trail to Hell? The Long and Windy Road that Leads to your Door?

Not Afraid · 06-02-2008, 11:02 PM

I will be calling Chris from a pay phone (!) to tell him what sites we are cmping at so he can find us on Friday night. Im sure he will post that information in the board for any late comers.

As for what we're doing Saturday........sleeping.

NirvanaMan · 06-02-2008, 11:12 PM

We should be getting in late Thursday night.

Disneyphile · 06-02-2008, 11:17 PM

Ken and I will probably be busy being lazy on Saturday. And Friday. And Sunday.

CoasterMatt · 06-02-2008, 11:39 PM

Are you sure there are payphones around there? An awful lot of places are removing payphones.

LashStoat · 06-02-2008, 11:49 PM

Dear Nirvana Man,

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

It's good for (in no particular order, of course):

Repairing leaky air mattresses.
Kinky bondage sessions.
Subduing the cat before…well, before.
Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability.
Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs.
Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there).
Makeshift contraceptive device.
Accessorising your Barbie Doll.
Catching flies - insect and bar.
Repairing flies - tent and trouser.
Belt - trouser and chastity.
Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks.
Makeshift underwear (Galtier style).
Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax).
A splint for erectile problems.
Makeshift crime-scene line.
Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there).
Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet).
Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside.
Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above).
Makings hats, brooches and things that fly.
Removing carbon footprints.
Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way.

There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

NirvanaMan · 06-03-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

Well it is a given that Duct tape is a necessity. However as I would always have it with me anyway (red, not pink) I didn't think to give it the mention it deserves.

On the other hand, there is a good chance that pants would be forgotten if not added to the packing list.

GusGus · 06-03-2008, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NirvanaMan

On the other hand, there is a good chance that pants would be forgotten if not added to the packing list.

Or in my life, even if they were on the list!

LashStoat · 06-03-2008, 12:22 AM

Hi WendyBeth,

Thanks for the mojo - I revised a few bits, so you may want to review the previous post.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

wendybeth · 06-03-2008, 12:44 AM

You're an artist, you are, Lashstoat. Who knew there were so many applications for pink duct tape?

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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear Nirvana Man, No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape. It's good for (in no particular order, of course): Repairing leaky air mattresses. Kinky bondage sessions. Subduing the cat before…well, before. Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability. Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs. Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there). Makeshift contraceptive device. Accessorising your Barbie Doll. Catching flies - insect and bar. Repairing flies - tent and trouser. Belt - trouser and chastity. Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks. Makeshift underwear (Galtier style). Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax). A splint for erectile problems. Makeshift crime-scene line. Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there). Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet). Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside. Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above). Makings hats, brooches and things that fly. Removing carbon footprints. Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way. There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!! Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX Last edited by LashStoat : 06-03-2008 at 12:27 AM.
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Hi WendyBeth, Thanks for the mojo - I revised a few bits, so you may want to review the previous post. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	You're an artist, you are, Lashstoat. Who knew there were so many applications for pink duct tape? __________________
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