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Ghoulish Delight · 07-30-2010, 09:02 AM

I'm in love with my job.

Alex · 07-30-2010, 09:06 AM

HR still won't approve. They don't approve of anything. Also, your job filed a sexual harassment complaint because your beard tickles it thighs.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-30-2010, 09:10 AM

It needs to lighten up. Maybe an earl gray colonic would mellow it out.

Alex · 07-30-2010, 09:11 AM

That would work if the job you love is your coworker who spends the day sleeping on the can.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-30-2010, 09:17 AM

Speaking of which, apparently management finally got through to him, he's been much much better since his last reported "talking to".

Alex · 07-30-2010, 09:25 AM

Not to mention your beard tickling his thighs is probably helping keep him awake.

From amusing graph to inappropriate workplace imagery in four incomprehensible steps.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-30-2010, 09:28 AM

Wheee, what a rollercoaster of banter!

Now my thighs tickle.

blueerica · 07-30-2010, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

The Long Beach aquarium had a members' party tonight with a Polynesian theme. We went, we ate, and we got up to dance and made fools of ourselves. It was great fun! We should do this more often.

Oooh! I miss being over there. Jason and I were members of the LB Aquarium...

Alex · 07-30-2010, 02:07 PM

So, I may have a brain tumor.

At lunch I was out walking around a bit randomly. Our office just moved, and though it is only a few blocks down Mission from where we were before it is like being in a whole new city in terms of discovering all the small stores and eateries and what not.

In walking I passed a clothing store advertising a big sale. On a whim, with no particular need, I entered the store, actually just browsed around, tried on a shirt, and bought a couple. Still subnormal in that I was probably only in there for 10 minutes total. But still, definite sign of a brain tumor.

If I drop dead on the way home tonight, please point Lani to this post.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-30-2010, 02:12 PM

I thought I felt a shift in the universe.

07-30-2010, 09:02 AM	#7461
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I'm in love with my job. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-30-2010, 09:06 AM	#7462
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	HR still won't approve. They don't approve of anything. Also, your job filed a sexual harassment complaint because your beard tickles it thighs.
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07-30-2010, 09:10 AM	#7463
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	It needs to lighten up. Maybe an earl gray colonic would mellow it out. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-30-2010, 09:11 AM	#7464
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	That would work if the job you love is your coworker who spends the day sleeping on the can.
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07-30-2010, 09:17 AM	#7465
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Speaking of which, apparently management finally got through to him, he's been much much better since his last reported "talking to". __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-30-2010, 09:25 AM	#7466
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Not to mention your beard tickling his thighs is probably helping keep him awake. From amusing graph to inappropriate workplace imagery in four incomprehensible steps.
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07-30-2010, 09:28 AM	#7467
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Wheee, what a rollercoaster of banter! Now my thighs tickle. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-30-2010, 02:07 PM	#7469
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	So, I may have a brain tumor. At lunch I was out walking around a bit randomly. Our office just moved, and though it is only a few blocks down Mission from where we were before it is like being in a whole new city in terms of discovering all the small stores and eateries and what not. In walking I passed a clothing store advertising a big sale. On a whim, with no particular need, I entered the store, actually just browsed around, tried on a shirt, and bought a couple. Still subnormal in that I was probably only in there for 10 minutes total. But still, definite sign of a brain tumor. If I drop dead on the way home tonight, please point Lani to this post.
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07-30-2010, 02:12 PM	#7470
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I thought I felt a shift in the universe. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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