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Snowflake · 03-31-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sub la Goon

Gawrsh!

Thank you for the compliment! Sometimes having split personalities has it's drawbacks.

No it doesn't! Don't listen to him...

Snarf, guffaw, snort.

Not Afraid · 03-31-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Soooo.....it seems we're in the middle of turkey horny season.

Woke up this morning to a front yard with about 15 tom turkeys strutting their stuff for the ladies.

Do you aften see turkey in your neighborhood? A Turkey is one thing I can say I have NEVER seen in my front yard.

MouseWife · 03-31-2007, 02:46 PM

I was thinking the same thing...

coyotes {animal and human}, skunks, opposums {sp}, Jehovas' Witness and the occassional uninvited family member {who, well, just happens to be a big turkey!} but horny turkeys?

Or are these pardoned turkeys coming to visit you 'cause you are so cool?

JWBear · 03-31-2007, 03:56 PM

Bill and I finally broke down today and joined the 21st century... We got cell phones!

MouseWife · 03-31-2007, 04:00 PM

Well...gawlly!! Welcome!

Okay...there are sooo many out there, what type did you get?

Prudence · 03-31-2007, 04:33 PM

So, after a day at my "real" job I feel deflated, listless, and more than a little hopeless. After a tutoring session, I feel energized, confident, and motivated.

Hmmmm....

Snowflake · 03-31-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Bill and I finally broke down today and joined the 21st century... We got cell phones!

Congratulations! That's exciting! Is Lisa's number the second one in your contact list?

Alex · 03-31-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Do you aften see turkey in your neighborhood? A Turkey is one thing I can say I have NEVER seen in my front yard.

Last year it was a flock of exactly 13 turkeys. This year the number is closer to 80.

There's a flock of more than 200 that is causing problems at a retirement development about 15 miles north of here (they aren't the prodigious ****ters that the Canadian geese are but they eat flowers which pisses off landscapers and they aren't particularly bothered by cars so frequently stop traffic by just standing in the middle of the road). They aren't uncommon but apparently have had a population boom in recent years.

They roost in several of the taller trees around our complex so we're often "treated" to their morning chatter and clatter. It's kind of cool to go out in around dawn on a winter day (so the leaves are off the trees) and look up at a tree and realize that all of the lumps way up there are turkeys. Since most people apparently learned all of their zoology from WKRP most people are surprised to earn that turkeys can fly when they want to (wild, that is; domesticated can barely walk).

So yes, I see turkeys several times a day, every day.

Strangler Lewis · 03-31-2007, 08:46 PM

We have a fair amount of wild turkeys in the north bay. Occasionally, you'll see them fly across the freeway.

Mmm, Wild Turkey.

RStar · 03-31-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MouseWife

I was thinking the same thing...

coyotes {animal and human}

Wait, a human coyote? What am I missing here......

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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	We have a fair amount of wild turkeys in the north bay. Occasionally, you'll see them fly across the freeway. Mmm, Wild Turkey. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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