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09-26-2008, 02:10 AM
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CM: How about Hippo Projectile Pooping?
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09-26-2008, 04:04 AM
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I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL: I'M STYLISH, GOOD AT COOKING, A GOOD-LOOKING INTELLECTUAL! AT PASSING LEGISLATION, THOUGH, I'M LARGELY INEFFECTUAL ... I'M SOMETIMES INTO S&M, AS LONG AS IT'S CONSENSUAL! I'M CLEVER WITH THE CRUDITÉS, ESPECIALLY ASPARAGUS ... AND I IGNORE REPUBLICANS WHENEVER THEY DISPARAGE US! I THINK ABOUT ADOPTION WHEN I SHOP FOR BABY CARRIAGES ... WHILE PLANNING OUT MY BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! Chorus: WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARY MARRIAGES! I DECORATE WITH TASTEFUL SPRAYS OF FLOWERS AND DRIED EARS OF CORN AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN AN OUTFIT I'VE ALREADY WORN ... FOR ESOTERIC SEX ACTS THAT ARE HIGHLY UNCONVENTIONAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 2nd Verse; I LOVE TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE AT A PARTY, SO I DASH IN LATE ... I'M JUST AN INTERNATIONAL MALE CALVIN KLEIN SALE FASHION PLATE! I'VE DONE SO MANY DRUGS THAT MY COMPLEXION'S IN AN ASHEN STATE ... BUT UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I REALLY TRY TO BE "COMPASSION-ATE"! I LOVE MY GIN & TONICS, HIGH COLONICS AND OLD PIAF SONGS ... I LOVE "THE WOMEN," "ALL ABOUT EVE" AND "THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG"! MY LAST TRIP TO NEW YORK, I SHOPPED UNTIL I DROPPED AT BLOOMINGDALES ... FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! Chorus: FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING BOOMING SALES! WHEN I AM IN A GAY BAR, I KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THERE ... AND I THROW DINNER PARTIES JUST TO SHOW OFF MY NEW KITCHENWARE! BUT STILL IN FASHION, FILM, FINE ART AND ANYTHING COLLECTIBLE, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 3rd Verse: WHEN I CAN DIFFERENTIATE 'TWIXT "FABULOUS" AND "EXQUISITE" ... WHEN I SEE SOME ANDROGYNOUS CLUB KID AND KNOW WHICH SEX IS IT ... WHEN I KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF MISS MARTHA STEWART'S LIVING ROOM ... WHEN I KNOW HOW MUCH -- RETAIL -- EVERY WHAT EACH WHO IS GIVING WHOM! WHEN I HAVE LEARNED WHAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE IN MODERN SODOMY ... WHEN I KNOW MORE OF BRAINLESS BOYS THAN DOCTORS OF LOBOTOMY ... IN SHORT, WITH JUST A SMATTERING OF GOOD COSMETIC SURGERY, I'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING I'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! Chorus: HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PURGER PERJURY"! MY FANCY FOR THE NANCY DREW AND HARDY BOYS KIDS' MYSTERY BOOKS AND HOW I THROW A PARTY SURELY PUTS ME IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! Chorus: BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, HE IS THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! ©1996. "Dirty Little Showtunes!" Tom Orr. All rights reserved.
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09-26-2008, 05:56 AM
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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09-26-2008, 11:57 AM
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09-26-2008, 01:47 PM
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That video has boner-inverting qualities.
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09-26-2008, 03:05 PM
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09-26-2008, 11:42 PM
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Specially for JWBear:
Benny Lava Remixed !! Lyrics (From Youtube site): Actual Title: Kalluri Vaanil Actual Artist: Prabhu Deva My Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davidchoimusic My Website: http://www.davidchoimusic.com Benny Lava Lyrics (Thanks for Matt Castillo aka. mattoe318 for typing out the lyrics) (I changed some lyrics in the song to be truer to the original) My loony bun is fine Benny lava! Minor bun engine made Benny lava! Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava! You need a bun to bite Benny Lava! Have you been high today? I see the nuns are gay! My brother yelled to me I love you inside Ed! My loony bun is fine Benny lava! Minor bun engine made Benny lava! I told a high school girl I love you inside me! Id love to see you pee on us tonight! Id love to see you pee on us tonight! OooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOooo You fill me up with doom. Quit looking up at me! you got a minute girl? The puppy had a fee! Dont think I do love her Were looking in a pill! Were looking in a pill! All of them like the bun! Now poop on them Oliver! OOOO Daddy! Just say it! You know the hole to put it. Just sing it! You Love me! Your Pundit got armor! You send me Offended... You know the hole to put it! Just sing it! You Love me! Your Pundit got armor! Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate! My loony bun is fine Benny lava! Minor bun engine made Benny lava! (I like to swim in it, I like to swim in it, I like to swim in his beeeeeeeeejayyyyyyy!)x2 OOooooOOOoooOOOooo A nerd to punk a nerd Im Bleeding fricking A! That stuff is pink colored! Some day I sell DNA! The boar ain't very cool. You need a Hindi yew! Got into Seattle. Ill lay a friend of yours! I fought a barber man! We know whats in butter rum! A jet pack operationSend him the crazy Hindu! Whatever! My Sadist! All backed and cooked alive! I lick you BelindaThe ninja made a movement. Tell Donna No collarIll do what body loves! I put papaya there. You love me inside there! My loony bun is fine Benny lava! Minor bun engine made Benny lava! Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava! You need a bun to bite Benny Lava! Have you been high today? I love you inside me! ooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOo On a side note, I have asked some fellow Indian fans if it was ok for me to make this cover before I ever started, and I got the ok! Thanks! If you're one of the 5 from Facebook, holla! 
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09-26-2008, 11:51 PM
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Diesel presents - SFW XXX clips - ok, might not be ENTIRELY SFW, but I laughed
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