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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Parmmadore Jim
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Microwave bacon is naaaaasssssty.
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Nueve
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Yeah, what were they thinking?
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check your head
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they werent. they're auditors. they dont have to
*rimshot*
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the myth of the dream
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Society says "Get your own!".
Classic.
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I Floop the Pig
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Worn Romantic
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I throw stones at houses
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The secret is to have cooked the bacon previously, then using the microwave only to warm it back up.
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Parmmadore Jim
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I had Chicken Fried Bacon with Cream Gravy at a diner in Texas.
Nom Nom Nom. Stoat declined for some reason.
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Parmmadore Jim
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Stoat's a damn fool.
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