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What I could not abide were the Cel-Ray Tonics my dad would order at the deli. When I was nine, I stole one of my dad's manhattans, drained it and puked twenty minutes later. I would rather have done that ten times straight than down a Cel-Ray. That was one nasty drink my dad liked. Nasty. Like his porn. Or so I thought at the time. Now I can pretty much take or leave them both.
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I had forgotten about the Joy of Sex... left on a bookshelf where I poured through it. My mom also bought me a book by Judy Blume (no, not Forever) of questions and answers that she then deemed inappropriate, yet she left it out. Damn reverse psychology.
I know I am my parents child. I am the only child. Therefore my parents only.... once. |
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I like porn.
But I guess that goes without saying.
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Most of my deviancy and porn exposure began courtesy of a librarian.
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I think the easy access for kids all over the internet takes all the romance out of acquiring young porn.
If you don't have to sneak around the uncomfortable environs of your own parents' secret sexuality, I believe kids today are missing out on a cherished rite of passage. |
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So, would that be trouble with a capital "T" that rhymes with "P" that stands for "Porn"?
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Jungle animal instinct!
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