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I had a slice of pizza from R2P2
WTF was I thinking?
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the myth of the dream
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Driving home Monday after being out of town and out-of-touch all weekend, I saw a large flag at half-mast and started freaking out. Took me about five miles to realize that it was on account of it being Memorial Day. Five long miles of worrying the kids and looking for news on the radio, that is.
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Raises hand: guilty
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Making Good Girls Go Bad
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I woke up, and then I went to work. So far it seems pretty stpid.
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I Floop the Pig
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WHEN will I learn not to rub my eyes after eating wasabi peas
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Doing The Job
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I need my eyes checked. At first glance, I saw an "ating" and a "was," which looks like an "mas" and a "b" nearby, and I scrambled it up and thought you got something else in your eyes.
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I Floop the Pig
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aaaaand a new euphemism is born.
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Yes, is eating wasabi peas while hiking the Appalachian Trail simply a poor use of time?
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Swing Swank
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I select "open link in new tab" and then stare at the middle of the screen where nothing is happening until I finally remember to look at the tabs at the top of the screen. And I do this repeatedly.
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check your head
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Quote:
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