The Object on Your Left

[3894]

This is making its way around the internets.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs319.ash2/59944_1610895193522_1270506911_31688975_375559_n.j pg

My weapon is a rrrrather large rrrrrolodex. Yours?

[scaeagles]

My printer. Hmmmmm.

[Prudence]

Rocking chair draped with a Slanky.

[Moonliner]

My wife.

This shall not end well.

[Chernabog]

A mug, a printer, or a bottle of Nature's Miracle :P

[€uroMeinke]

A bookcase full of art supplies - who knew zombies would be my medium?

[Gn2Dlnd]

A flashlight that needs new batteries, or four boxes of cancelled checks.

I'll blind them by reflecting the sun off the flashlight and give them a million paper cuts with the checks!

[Betty]

Rocky - my chihuahua. Watch out zombies! He's wicked fast.

[sleepyjeff]

My American Sportsman Calender....... I am doomed.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I pile of junk mail. Are zombies susceptible to paper cuts?

[Alex]

A cricket bat, a chainsaw, a shotgun, a gallon can of gasoline and a road flare.

Well, isn't Lani going to look foolish for making fun of that.

[BarTopDancer]

My BBQ and a lighter. mmm BBQed Zombies.

[JWBear]

Gooseneck lamp with a green shade.

[RStar]

A stack of unpaid bills.

I know they're killing me!

[Morrigoon]

An Orange County Starbucks mug with a dribble of last night's tea in it, and a bag of marshmallows.

[CoasterMatt]

A litterbox.

[Betty]

Together something can be McGyver'ed into a zombie killin' masterpiece - especialy the litterbox.

[Melonballer]

This is what is at my left. Not great, but not bad.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h122/Melonballer/IMG_0057.jpg

It is a shame that it is not what is on my right.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h122/Melonballer/collections/IMG_1418.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

A cordless drill. Man are those zombies screwed.

[Morrigoon]

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Kevy Baby again.
punny.

[lashbear]

A Wall. I suppose I could lure them into running themselves into it...

A cricket bat, a chainsaw, a shotgun, a gallon can of gasoline and a road flare.

Well, isn't Lani going to look foolish for making fun of that.

VAM ! :snap:

[Kevy Baby]

Susan says she has a pizza box. Maybe she can feed them (but there are only three pieces of pizza, so she may not last long).

[katiesue]

itunes gift card, happy birthday letter from Madz, mothers day picture from Madz, high school registration schedule.

[Not Afraid]

A pillow. Do zombies breath so I can smother them?

[lashbear]

Stoat says he has a DVD of "Australia" with Nicole Kidman. That should bore them to death.

[Morrigoon]

Susan says she has a pizza box. Maybe she can feed them (but there are only three pieces of pizza, so she may not last long).

Dunno, is it covered in sweetmeats?

[Capt Jack]

oddly enough, the object on my left....is a zombie calendar.

[blueerica]

MMm.. I missed this the first time around?

Scissors or a Swingline stapler.

[Capt Jack]

those could work. if they'd said to the right, I have numerous, more effective selections. although I suppose I could always push my cubie mate into their path. theyre not what I could call a weapon, but they would/might slow them enough to allow for my escape.

[Ghoulish Delight]

oddly enough, the object on my left....is a zombie calendar.
Knowing you, not odd at all.

[cirquelover]

It depends how far I look to my left but my best weapon I suppose would be the apple peeler, corer, slicer thingy. They better watch out for me!

On second thought maybe I should just take the sliding door to my left and run.

[Stan4dSteph]

Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.

[3894]

Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.

I'll tape them down and you color them, Steph!

[wendybeth]

Either a five pound weight or a travel document to Cleveland. Since I'm pretty sure Cleveland will probably be the epicenter of the ZA, I'll opt for the weight- I'll be sure to double-tap.

[CoasterMatt]

HP LaserJet 4050 and a printing calculator - could probably do some damage.

[ToriBear]

It's either fluffy ginger kitty or a Labyrinth CD. I'll have Sammy claw the Zombies away!

[DreadPirateRoberts]

The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence

It's got enough pages to do some serious damage.

[lashbear]

...and don't forget, when everyone's running away from the invasion, you don't have to outrun the zombies.... just the slowest person.

[Capt Jack]

which is why you hobble them with the useful item on your left