The Object on Your Left

3894 · 08-13-2011, 05:26 AM

This is making its way around the internets.

My weapon is a rrrrather large rrrrrolodex. Yours?

scaeagles · 08-13-2011, 06:15 AM

My printer. Hmmmmm.

Prudence · 08-13-2011, 06:45 AM

Rocking chair draped with a Slanky.

Moonliner · 08-13-2011, 07:32 AM

My wife.

This shall not end well.

Chernabog · 08-13-2011, 08:05 AM

A mug, a printer, or a bottle of Nature's Miracle :P

€uroMeinke · 08-13-2011, 09:29 AM

A bookcase full of art supplies - who knew zombies would be my medium?

Gn2Dlnd · 08-13-2011, 09:45 AM

A flashlight that needs new batteries, or four boxes of cancelled checks.

I'll blind them by reflecting the sun off the flashlight and give them a million paper cuts with the checks!

Betty · 08-13-2011, 09:58 AM

Rocky - my chihuahua. Watch out zombies! He's wicked fast.

sleepyjeff · 08-13-2011, 10:04 AM

My American Sportsman Calender....... I am doomed.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-13-2011, 10:21 AM

I pile of junk mail. Are zombies susceptible to paper cuts?

08-13-2011, 05:26 AM	#1
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	The Object on Your Left This is making its way around the internets. My weapon is a rrrrather large rrrrrolodex. Yours? __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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08-13-2011, 06:15 AM	#2
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	My printer. Hmmmmm.
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08-13-2011, 06:45 AM	#3
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Rocking chair draped with a Slanky. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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08-13-2011, 07:32 AM	#4
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	My wife. This shall not end well. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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08-13-2011, 08:05 AM	#5
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	A mug, a printer, or a bottle of Nature's Miracle :P __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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08-13-2011, 09:29 AM	#6
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	A bookcase full of art supplies - who knew zombies would be my medium? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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08-13-2011, 09:45 AM	#7
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	A flashlight that needs new batteries, or four boxes of cancelled checks. I'll blind them by reflecting the sun off the flashlight and give them a million paper cuts with the checks! __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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08-13-2011, 09:58 AM	#8
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Rocky - my chihuahua. Watch out zombies! He's wicked fast. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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08-13-2011, 10:04 AM	#9
sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	My American Sportsman Calender....... I am doomed. __________________ River Guardian-less
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08-13-2011, 10:21 AM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I pile of junk mail. Are zombies susceptible to paper cuts? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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