I know a few people who would like this (myself included)

[Snowflake]

Personal Jet Pack (http://www.neimanmarcus.com/christmasbook/fantasy.jsp?cid=CBF12_O5412&r=cat44770736&rdesc=The Fantasy Gifts&pageName=Prepare%20for%20Take%20Off&icid=CBF12_O5412) - a hair too spendy for me, alas.

[RStar]

To me, it's only half a jet pack if you are tethered by a water intake hose.

Perhaps you'll get one for you birthday....

:snap:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Neiman Marcus, your source for all a true gentleman's needs.

[Capt Jack]

they were running those around the bay out here a few months back for a news crew. it may not fly high but daaaaaamn that looks fun!