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Morrigoon
07-30-2005, 10:17 AM
Daylight savings... extended?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050729/ap_on_go_co/daylight_time_4

Kevy Baby
07-30-2005, 10:27 AM
The stupid-a$$ quote from the story:
Farmers said the change would adversely affect livestock. How?!? Cows don't go by any clock but their own internal one! :rolleyes:

The lame-a$$ ignorant politician trying to find some positive spin to put on an idea to find ANY possible way to sell it:
"The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier," Markey said.

Ghoulish Delight
07-30-2005, 10:35 AM
Cows don't, but farmers do. And the time change means changing the milking schedule. And that reduces milk output. But the argument is still shaky because what's basically been shown is that milk output is reduced for a period following the change in time until the cows get used to it, the it returns to normal. So extending it shouldn't have any more or less effect than there is currently because there are still only 2 time changes a year.

Personally, I'm all for this. I honestly wish they'd make the shift permanent. I much prefer having sun in the late afternoon/evening than in the morning when I'm either at work or asleep.

mousepod
07-30-2005, 11:03 AM
The sun is directly overhead. That means it's... what state am I in? What month is this?

Kevy Baby
07-30-2005, 11:26 AM
Cows don't, but farmers do. And the time change means changing the milking schedule. And that reduces milk output.If the farmer believes that there is an output difference because the cow is being milked one hour sooner (to the cow, not the human artificial time clock), then the farmer should milk the cow one hour earlier (on the artificial human time clock) when the DST ends in October and stay on that schedule until DST starts up again.

I would tend to agree with your assumption that the cow would get used to the change. And the impact could be minimized by making the change gradual over a couple of days: if 10:00 a.m. is the scheduled milking time, then:

10:00 - three days before DST ends
9:40 - two days before DST ends
9:20 - day before DST ends
10:00 - day DSt ends

Or double the number of days and cut the change time to 10 minutes.

Or just wait until the cows come home.

Or just elimimate clocks, let people do whatever they want whenever they want and let chaos rein!

Boss Radio
07-30-2005, 11:36 AM
Personally, I have never been a fan of the whole spring-forward thing. I'm what they call "time-challenged" and more often than not, I'm late enough without any outside help. This just seals the deal.

As a concerned citizen who does not own cows, I am concerned that this will further confuse/confound me, inhibit me from operating heavy machinery, and make me look REALLY late in front of my punctual-minded peers.

Damn you, Tick Tock Man!

Ghoulish Delight
07-30-2005, 11:45 AM
If the farmer believes that there is an output difference because the cow is being milked one hour sooner (to the cow, not the human artificial time clock), then the farmer should milk the cow one hour earlier (on the artificial human time clock) when the DST ends in October and stay on that schedule until DST starts up again.
Good theory, but remember, the farmer's got delivery schedules to meet. We're not talking about the independent farmer with his 10 cows. We're talking about the huge dairy farms with hundreds of cows that run on tight schedules. They interface with suppliers, shippers, etc. and they have to meet those schedules. They can't just shift things by an hour.

Cadaverous Pallor
07-30-2005, 01:44 PM
Yet another outdated system that won't go away.

DisneyFan25863
07-30-2005, 02:08 PM
Gah...I hate getting up and going to school before the sun comes up. If they extend it, it will still be dark by the time I am in 1st period. Thats just stupid.

€uroMeinke
07-30-2005, 03:31 PM
I think it's time we ditch this whole time zone thing and move to something like Intenet time (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_Internet_Time)

Name
07-30-2005, 05:07 PM
or you can just base everything off Greenwich Mean Time.

€uroMeinke
07-30-2005, 05:23 PM
or you can just base everything off Greenwich Mean Time.

But where's the fun in that?

Name
07-30-2005, 05:29 PM
well, if fun is what you want, lets switch to submarine time with their 18 hour days.

€uroMeinke
07-30-2005, 08:34 PM
well, if fun is what you want, lets switch to submarine time with their 18 hour days.

That could be interesting, but frankly, I always seem to need to add more hours to the day, maybe if we just added 6 to make a more even 30.

Mousey Girl
07-30-2005, 10:14 PM
"Kids across the nation will soon rejoice," he said, as they get another hour of daylight trick-or-treating."

ummm... a big part of the fun for kids is being able to t-or-t in the DARK! Roaming the streets in the dark is a special thing that they don't normally get to do.

€uroMeinke
07-30-2005, 10:20 PM
You know, I bet it would be fairly easy to put some sort of large reflecting mirror into space, so that we could illuminate the dark side of the earth, thereby ending this night thing alltogether.

Name
07-30-2005, 10:43 PM
or just turn the light dials in all the cities nation-wide to perma-day.

alphabassettgrrl
07-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Stupid. I hate DSL anyway. Supposedly we save energy in the evening, but we use more in the morning getting ready for work and all. Nothing is actually "saved".

Besides, nobody goes trick-or-treating until dusk, no matter what the clock says.

sleepyjeff
07-30-2005, 11:35 PM
You know, I bet it would be fairly easy to put some sort of large reflecting mirror into space, so that we could illuminate the dark side of the earth, thereby ending this night thing alltogether.

Didn't the Russians do this about 15 years ago to help illuminate a major construction project?

Mousey Girl
07-31-2005, 08:02 AM
I think DLS causes us to uses more power. In the summer (at least here) it stays hot well into the night. If it got dark earlier then we wouldn't need to have the a/c on as long during the day.

FEJ
07-31-2005, 10:15 AM
I am working on forgoing time by building a mobius continuim

SzczerbiakManiac
08-01-2005, 10:49 AM
"Kids across the nation will soon rejoice," he said, as they get another hour of daylight trick-or-treating."

ummm... a big part of the fun for kids is being able to t-or-t in the DARK! Roaming the streets in the dark is a special thing that they don't normally get to do.Exactly!

When I used to go T-o-Ting, my friends and I never began our candy collecting mission before darkness. That's just not Halloween! I have reason to believe the tradition continues because it's still extraordinarily rare to see other lil'uns in search of confections prior to the sun setting in my neck o da hood.

Kevy Baby
08-04-2005, 08:34 PM
You know, I bet it would be fairly easy to put some sort of large reflecting mirror into space, so that we could illuminate the dark side of the earth, thereby ending this night thing alltogether.There is no dark side. Don't you listen to Pink Floyd?

CoasterMatt
08-04-2005, 09:38 PM
It's all dark...

Ghoulish Delight
08-08-2005, 09:30 AM
Okay, this could be annoying. I just read an article that points out a valid concern should this go through. Not devastating, but potentially very frustrating. Most modern VCRs, DVRs, Computers, etc. automatically adjust for daylight savings time. Unless it's synchronizing it's time signal from some broadcast, these appliances will continue to change based on the old schedule.

Cadaverous Pallor
08-08-2005, 11:22 AM
Don't all the appliances that do that have an ability to turn that off?

mousepod
08-08-2005, 11:37 AM
Don't all the appliances that do that have an ability to turn that off?

Yes, you can manually override most of the devices. But still a PITA. I read what's probably the same article GD read, and the point is that it's going to be a real headache. Not just for the end-user of appliances, but for phone companies etc. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8861692/

Not Afraid
08-08-2005, 11:43 AM
You know, my CAR is programmed to change as the time changes. It is so ingrained in everything we use. What a PITA!

€uroMeinke
08-08-2005, 07:13 PM
You know, my CAR is programmed to change as the time changes. It is so ingrained in everything we use. What a PITA!

Heh - maybe this puts us in line with the EU's daylight savings time, and your car will get it right ;)

tracilicious
08-08-2005, 10:45 PM
I guess living in AZ does have it's benefits. <walks off smugly> ;)

dramaqueen
08-09-2005, 08:37 AM
I lived in Arizona for 22 years- no daylight savings time. It was a thing of beauty, never having to switch the clock.

Then I moved to the God forsaken midwest. The magical day came up on the calendar and all the clocks had to be switched back. We were plunged into complete and utter darkness at 4:00 in the afternoon. Now it is bright as day until 10:00 at night.

The whole system is so pointless. It makes me laugh how people manage to convince themselves that changing the clock somehoe adds more time to the day, as if time is not a completely man-invented concept to begin with! If you want more daylight, get up earlier.