Vengence is His!

[SacTown Chronic]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/01/05/ap/national/mainD8EUP88GB.shtml

It's good to know that God has shifted from the scattershot justice of hurricane Katrina to something less likely to hurt innocent bystanders.:snap:

[Gemini Cricket]

I wonder if Pat keeps track of all this in his 'Big Book of Smitings'.

Pat writing in his book in goat's blood: "Let's see... Sharon, check. Now then...that was a smiting for Florida, a smiting for New Orleans, a to be determined smiting for San Francisco's Newsom, I denied ownership of the smiting of the minister electrocuted by his microphone, the smiting of the Boy Scout Leaders by lightning was not mine either..."

[tracilicious]

That cracks me up, GC. If I could mojo you I would.

I can't wait until Pat Robertson has a brain anuerysm or something. I will be sure to come up with some biblical reference that proves that God smote him or something.

[Gemini Cricket]

It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."
:D

[scaeagles]

Robertson represents my views as a practicing, church going Christian about as much as Osama represents the views of the majority of Muslims in the USA.

Sad, really, that he is touted as a representative of Christians by the media. Don't get me wrong - he puts himself out there and said this stuff not even in a media interview. I just wish the media would quit publicizing his stupidity.

[Not Afraid]

It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."
:D


I, too, love this word in all it's incarnations and new usage. It's right up there with "Pogrom". As in "I organized a pogrom against the slugs and snails in the garden".

[Gemini Cricket]

I, too, love this word in all it's incarnations and new usage. It's right up there with "Pogrom". As in "I organized a pogrom against the slugs and snails in the garden".
There's some sort of weird 'Fiddler' connection betwixt you and I, Ms. NA. Whenever I hear 'pogrom', I think 'Fiddler'. :D

[Snowflake]

It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."
:D


That is smitingly hilarious! I just smited tea all over the monitor.
Donna

[wendybeth]

Isn't there a little town if PA that is scheduled to be smote as well? You know, we really need to compile a list of Smitee's just so we can keep track and stuff. This has been a very smitey type year, and it's easy to forget who's next....

[Not Afraid]

There's some sort of weird 'Fiddler' connection betwixt you and I, Ms. NA. Whenever I hear 'pogrom', I think 'Fiddler'. :D

Betwixt......another fav word.

Now I'm singing Tradition, TYVM. If I'm still singing it tomorrow, you're getting a phone call.

[scaeagles]

If anyone cares, Robertson sent a letter of apology to Sharon's son.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/12/D8F3CSO87.html

[Ghoulish Delight]

If anyone cares, Robertson sent a letter of apology to Sharon's son.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/12/D8F3CSO87.html
Yeah, probably only because Israel has decided to pull out of a tentative agreement with him to build a Christian heritage center in Galilee. They said they'd happily work with any other Christian organization that did not associate with Robertson. [oh, I see the article mentions this].

Hooray for the appology, but I certainly hope that Israel sticks to its guns and shuts Robertson out from the project. Israel needs money, but not from someone as irresponsible as Robertson. A simple appology, when he's shown time and again his true colors, don't mean squat.

[Capt Jack]

Hooray for the appology, but I certainly hope that Israel sticks to its guns and shuts Robertson out from the project. Israel needs money, but not from someone as irresponsible as Robertson. A simple appology, when he's shown time and again his true colors, don't mean squat.

I tend to agree if for no more than to show him (Robertson) that his words have consequences and that he cant just spout any BS rhetoric he feels like from one side of his mouth and expect everyone to just shrug it off for an apology out the other. Personally, I dont think his apology holds any merrit or weight at all other than trying to save his (congregation?) from losing out in another money making venture.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Yep, Pat's just trying to save his project. I can't believe he actually means it. And how about Cheney's repeated heart attacks and health problems?

[SacTown Chronic]

"Sorry I'm an asshole and I say such stupid things."


or


"Sorry God had to smite your dad with a stroke."

[Prudence]

So today Robertson's plane crashed. Alas, he wasn't on it. (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Plane_Crash.html)

Still, I have to wonder what 'ol Patty has done that God felt it necessary to crash Pat's plane.

[Gn2Dlnd]

So today Robertson's plane crashed. Alas, he wasn't on it.

Well, gawd damn!

Or not.

[scaeagles]

Must have been the pilot that needed the message, then, not Pa. Pat wasn't smote (smited? smitten?) after all.

[SacTown Chronic]

Yeah, obviously the pilots were homos.

[CoasterMatt]

Life's short, you gotta enjoy it - that's the message I get from any plane crash

[Gn2Dlnd]

Must have been the pilot that needed the message, then, not Pa. Pat wasn't smote (smited? smitten?) after all.

Smut.