Vengence is His!

SacTown Chronic · 01-06-2006, 08:19 AM

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8EUP88GB.shtml

It's good to know that God has shifted from the scattershot justice of hurricane Katrina to something less likely to hurt innocent bystanders.

Gemini Cricket · 01-06-2006, 08:59 AM

I wonder if Pat keeps track of all this in his 'Big Book of Smitings'.

Pat writing in his book in goat's blood: "Let's see... Sharon, check. Now then...that was a smiting for Florida, a smiting for New Orleans, a to be determined smiting for San Francisco's Newsom, I denied ownership of the smiting of the minister electrocuted by his microphone, the smiting of the Boy Scout Leaders by lightning was not mine either..."

tracilicious · 01-06-2006, 09:09 AM

That cracks me up, GC. If I could mojo you I would.

I can't wait until Pat Robertson has a brain anuerysm or something. I will be sure to come up with some biblical reference that proves that God smote him or something.

Gemini Cricket · 01-06-2006, 09:36 AM

[derail]
It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."

[/derail]

scaeagles · 01-06-2006, 10:11 AM

Robertson represents my views as a practicing, church going Christian about as much as Osama represents the views of the majority of Muslims in the USA.

Sad, really, that he is touted as a representative of Christians by the media. Don't get me wrong - he puts himself out there and said this stuff not even in a media interview. I just wish the media would quit publicizing his stupidity.

Not Afraid · 01-06-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

[derail]
It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."

[/derail]

I, too, love this word in all it's incarnations and new usage. It's right up there with "Pogrom". As in "I organized a pogrom against the slugs and snails in the garden".

Gemini Cricket · 01-06-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I, too, love this word in all it's incarnations and new usage. It's right up there with "Pogrom". As in "I organized a pogrom against the slugs and snails in the garden".

There's some sort of weird 'Fiddler' connection betwixt you and I, Ms. NA. Whenever I hear 'pogrom', I think 'Fiddler'.

Snowflake · 01-06-2006, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

[derail]
It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'.

As in:
"Don't make me smite you."
"I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID."
"Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac."

[/derail]

That is smitingly hilarious! I just smited tea all over the monitor.
Donna

wendybeth · 01-06-2006, 09:36 PM

Isn't there a little town if PA that is scheduled to be smote as well? You know, we really need to compile a list of Smitee's just so we can keep track and stuff. This has been a very smitey type year, and it's easy to forget who's next....

Not Afraid · 01-06-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

There's some sort of weird 'Fiddler' connection betwixt you and I, Ms. NA. Whenever I hear 'pogrom', I think 'Fiddler'.

Betwixt......another fav word.

Now I'm singing Tradition, TYVM. If I'm still singing it tomorrow, you're getting a phone call.

01-06-2006, 08:19 AM	#1
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Vengence is His! http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8EUP88GB.shtml It's good to know that God has shifted from the scattershot justice of hurricane Katrina to something less likely to hurt innocent bystanders. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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01-06-2006, 08:59 AM	#2
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I wonder if Pat keeps track of all this in his 'Big Book of Smitings'. Pat writing in his book in goat's blood: "Let's see... Sharon, check. Now then...that was a smiting for Florida, a smiting for New Orleans, a to be determined smiting for San Francisco's Newsom, I denied ownership of the smiting of the minister electrocuted by his microphone, the smiting of the Boy Scout Leaders by lightning was not mine either..."
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01-06-2006, 09:09 AM	#3
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	That cracks me up, GC. If I could mojo you I would. I can't wait until Pat Robertson has a brain anuerysm or something. I will be sure to come up with some biblical reference that proves that God smote him or something. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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01-06-2006, 09:36 AM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	[derail] It's fun to say 'smite', 'smiting' and 'smote'. As in: "Don't make me smite you." "I am smiting the ants in my kitchen with RAID." "Someone smote a cow so I could have a Big Mac." [/derail]
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01-06-2006, 10:11 AM	#5
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Robertson represents my views as a practicing, church going Christian about as much as Osama represents the views of the majority of Muslims in the USA. Sad, really, that he is touted as a representative of Christians by the media. Don't get me wrong - he puts himself out there and said this stuff not even in a media interview. I just wish the media would quit publicizing his stupidity.
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Isn't there a little town if PA that is scheduled to be smote as well? You know, we really need to compile a list of Smitee's just so we can keep track and stuff. This has been a very smitey type year, and it's easy to forget who's next.... __________________
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