Ghoulish Delight
07-12-2006, 02:42 PM
Rabbits.
Yes, that's right, rabbits.
I was lying on the floor yesterday, incapacitated by Munchkin happily licking my face (can I just say that bunny basil breath is the cutest thing ever?). He began to concentrate on a small area of my cheek when suddenly...OOOOUCH!
Seems I missed a spot shaving yesterday morning, and there were 4 or 5 whiskers that were ever so slightly too long for bunny's taste. So he kindly began to take care of the problem for me and with extremem precission and speed, isolated one milimeter-long whisker and yanked. Came right out. It was surgical. Painful as all getout, but the rabbit found a problem and did something about it.
I figure I can open a shop, tell people I import nothing but the finest in European grooming-rabbits, and make my fortune.
Yes, that's right, rabbits.
I was lying on the floor yesterday, incapacitated by Munchkin happily licking my face (can I just say that bunny basil breath is the cutest thing ever?). He began to concentrate on a small area of my cheek when suddenly...OOOOUCH!
Seems I missed a spot shaving yesterday morning, and there were 4 or 5 whiskers that were ever so slightly too long for bunny's taste. So he kindly began to take care of the problem for me and with extremem precission and speed, isolated one milimeter-long whisker and yanked. Came right out. It was surgical. Painful as all getout, but the rabbit found a problem and did something about it.
I figure I can open a shop, tell people I import nothing but the finest in European grooming-rabbits, and make my fortune.