All natural shaving technique for men

Ghoulish Delight · 07-12-2006, 02:42 PM

Rabbits.

Yes, that's right, rabbits.

I was lying on the floor yesterday, incapacitated by Munchkin happily licking my face (can I just say that bunny basil breath is the cutest thing ever?). He began to concentrate on a small area of my cheek when suddenly...OOOOUCH!

Seems I missed a spot shaving yesterday morning, and there were 4 or 5 whiskers that were ever so slightly too long for bunny's taste. So he kindly began to take care of the problem for me and with extremem precission and speed, isolated one milimeter-long whisker and yanked. Came right out. It was surgical. Painful as all getout, but the rabbit found a problem and did something about it.

I figure I can open a shop, tell people I import nothing but the finest in European grooming-rabbits, and make my fortune.

Alex · 07-12-2006, 02:44 PM

And it is a pain you get used to after a while. Or at least I have (from regular tweezers, not rabbits).

flippyshark · 07-12-2006, 03:02 PM

My day is considerably enriched by reading this adorable post. If I didn't have cats, I would have to think about getting a bunny. Not, however, for shaving purposes.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-12-2006, 03:07 PM

Wait until you see the latest photos that might appear some time this evening (hint, hint, CP).

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-12-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Wait until you see the latest photos that might appear some time this evening (hint, hint, CP).

*CP scribbles note on her to-don't list*

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-12-2006, 07:57 PM

I have bumped the other thread.

I think that we'd make more money if we advertised "Bunny Exfoliation". He loves licking faces, that's for sure, and women will plop down more cash.

Gemini Cricket · 07-12-2006, 08:03 PM

It's like the Bunny version of the Epilady shaving device.

GusGus · 07-12-2006, 09:31 PM

Um... I think I'll pass, thanks.

But it probably be fun to watch.

Tramspotter · 07-14-2006, 08:58 AM

"Instinctively, the hassenfeffer tries to keep things trimmed up for summer, as most of its life is spent in the pursuit of coitus, this is of course understandable."
~Unknown German Sexologist ~ Not unlike those portrayed in the road to wellsville

Capt Jack · 07-14-2006, 09:00 AM

oh thats just...........wrong

funny, but so very very wrong.

07-12-2006, 02:42 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	All natural shaving technique for men Rabbits. Yes, that's right, rabbits. I was lying on the floor yesterday, incapacitated by Munchkin happily licking my face (can I just say that bunny basil breath is the cutest thing ever?). He began to concentrate on a small area of my cheek when suddenly...OOOOUCH! Seems I missed a spot shaving yesterday morning, and there were 4 or 5 whiskers that were ever so slightly too long for bunny's taste. So he kindly began to take care of the problem for me and with extremem precission and speed, isolated one milimeter-long whisker and yanked. Came right out. It was surgical. Painful as all getout, but the rabbit found a problem and did something about it. I figure I can open a shop, tell people I import nothing but the finest in European grooming-rabbits, and make my fortune. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-12-2006, 02:44 PM	#2
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	And it is a pain you get used to after a while. Or at least I have (from regular tweezers, not rabbits).
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07-12-2006, 03:02 PM	#3
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	My day is considerably enriched by reading this adorable post. If I didn't have cats, I would have to think about getting a bunny. Not, however, for shaving purposes.
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07-12-2006, 03:07 PM	#4
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Wait until you see the latest photos that might appear some time this evening (hint, hint, CP). __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-12-2006, 07:57 PM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I have bumped the other thread. I think that we'd make more money if we advertised "Bunny Exfoliation". He loves licking faces, that's for sure, and women will plop down more cash. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-12-2006, 08:03 PM	#7
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	It's like the Bunny version of the Epilady shaving device.
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07-12-2006, 09:31 PM	#8
GusGus DrunkenSeamstress Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Is it hot in here? Posts: 311	Um... I think I'll pass, thanks. But it probably be fun to watch.
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07-14-2006, 08:58 AM	#9
Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	"Instinctively, the hassenfeffer tries to keep things trimmed up for summer, as most of its life is spent in the pursuit of coitus, this is of course understandable." ~Unknown German Sexologist ~ Not unlike those portrayed in the road to wellsville
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	oh thats just...........wrong funny, but so very very wrong. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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