What A Butthead!

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/articles/2006/11/21/ap/strange/d8lhring0.txt

LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses hip-hop music to encourage children in Lynchburg and beyond to avoid smoking pleaded guilty Tuesday to bigamy. Phillip Dale Williams, 37, had as many as four wives at the same time, Chuck Felmlee, deputy commonwealth's attorney, said.

[innerSpaceman]

I don't know which'll kill ya first .... cigarette addiction ... or four wives!






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[Jughead P. Jones]

This guy should go on Springer...with the costume on, of course! ;)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

As long as all parties involved have fully consented, I don't have a problem with bigamy. It's not something I would want to participate in (even if I was straight), but to me this is a victim less crime. (note previous emphasis)

[Capt Jack]

agreed. pretty much, if they dont care, why the 773H should I?

[alphabassettgrrl]

When these get to court, they usually involve non-consent or child-brides, or both.

My ideal marriage is actually a triad. But I want all parties to consent; coercion doesn't sound like fun.

[Kevy Baby]

...coercion doesn't sound like fun.I wanna be coerced...

[alphabassettgrrl]

I wanna be coerced...
Well, now.