What A Butthead!

CoasterMatt · 11-22-2006, 06:51 AM

http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/arti.../d8lhring0.txt

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LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses hip-hop music to encourage children in Lynchburg and beyond to avoid smoking pleaded guilty Tuesday to bigamy. Phillip Dale Williams, 37, had as many as four wives at the same time, Chuck Felmlee, deputy commonwealth's attorney, said.

innerSpaceman · 11-22-2006, 08:29 AM

I don't know which'll kill ya first .... cigarette addiction ... or four wives!

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Jughead P. Jones · 11-22-2006, 09:16 AM

This guy should go on Springer...with the costume on, of course!

SzczerbiakManiac · 11-22-2006, 11:29 AM

As long as all parties involved have fully consented, I don't have a problem with bigamy. It's not something I would want to participate in (even if I was straight), but to me this is a victim less crime. (note previous emphasis)

Capt Jack · 11-22-2006, 11:54 AM

agreed. pretty much, if they dont care, why the 773H should I?

alphabassettgrrl · 11-22-2006, 02:07 PM

When these get to court, they usually involve non-consent or child-brides, or both.

My ideal marriage is actually a triad. But I want all parties to consent; coercion doesn't sound like fun.

Kevy Baby · 11-22-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

...coercion doesn't sound like fun.

I wanna be coerced...

alphabassettgrrl · 11-27-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I wanna be coerced...

Well, now.

11-22-2006, 08:29 AM	#2
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I don't know which'll kill ya first .... cigarette addiction ... or four wives! .
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11-22-2006, 09:16 AM	#3
Jughead P. Jones Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Brockville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 404	This guy should go on Springer...with the costume on, of course! __________________ "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!"
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11-22-2006, 11:29 AM	#4
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	As long as all parties involved have fully consented, I don't have a problem with bigamy. It's not something I would want to participate in (even if I was straight), but to me this is a victim less crime. (note previous emphasis) __________________
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11-22-2006, 11:54 AM	#5
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	agreed. pretty much, if they dont care, why the 773H should I? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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11-22-2006, 02:07 PM	#6
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	When these get to court, they usually involve non-consent or child-brides, or both. My ideal marriage is actually a triad. But I want all parties to consent; coercion doesn't sound like fun. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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