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Chernabog
02-10-2005, 02:17 PM
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.



Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.


She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

I'd better check snopes on this one but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mousey Girl
02-10-2005, 02:37 PM
omg!!! owwwwwwwy
Chernabog
02-10-2005, 03:21 PM
Well it isn't on snopes but I AM hoping it will pop up in the next few days.

I mean... she put it in her MOUTH??? Fvcking psycho! Talk about your Rocky Mountain Oysters!
AllyOops!
02-10-2005, 03:50 PM
Holy cow!! :eek:

Unless my lover is attached, I don't want his hairy prunes chillin' cheekside. Ack. Solo Prunes. Sans the man. :(

I can't imagine the pain. :(
Grumpy4
02-10-2005, 05:50 PM
There's something about this story that is totally wrong. No, I think it's the whole story that's wrong.
CoasterMatt
02-10-2005, 09:16 PM
What is it with the Brits/Welsh removing their testicles?
Cadaverous Pallor
02-10-2005, 09:27 PM
You know, I love the Information Age, but there's some information that I really don't need brought to me at the speed of light.
€uroMeinke
02-10-2005, 09:43 PM
I guess she had strong nails huh?
blueerica
02-10-2005, 09:48 PM
AAAGGHH!!

In her MOUTH!!?!?!

Blech!!!
Morrigoon
02-10-2005, 11:32 PM
[Kate Monster]
Ew.
[/Kate Monster]
Chernabog
02-11-2005, 01:57 AM
AAAGGHH!!

In her MOUTH!!?!?!

Blech!!!

Well I don't know, it always gets ME in the mood when someone puts my.... HEY are we allowed to discuss these topics on here? :eek:
SacTown Chronic
02-11-2005, 07:42 AM
That is one horny bitch. Passionate.


I wouldn't mind getting her phone number.
Ghoulish Delight
02-11-2005, 10:38 AM
It seems she's begun practicing medicine in California (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4187806/detail.html)
Chernabog
02-11-2005, 10:43 AM
It seems she's begun practicing medicine in California (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4187806/detail.html)

Niiiiice.

Hey if the above happens to you in California, I can recommend a good attorney who is well acquainted with testicles. :p
Jazzman
02-13-2005, 12:07 AM
Heh heh....

I'd give my left nut to have seen that....

Uhhh, oh.... wait....

;)
blueerica
02-13-2005, 12:09 AM
Well I don't know, it always gets ME in the mood when someone puts my.... HEY are we allowed to discuss these topics on here? :eek:

We're at least allowed to dance around it... Which IMHO, is the best part of the fun...

;)
Motorboat Cruiser
02-13-2005, 01:02 AM
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Kevy Baby
02-13-2005, 01:20 AM
Unless my lover is attached, I don't want his hairy prunes chillin' cheekside. Ack. Solo Prunes. Sans the man. :(This line needed to be immortalized!
wendybeth
02-13-2005, 10:38 AM
Well it isn't on snopes but I AM hoping it will pop up in the next few days.

I mean... she put it in her MOUTH??? Fvcking psycho! Talk about your Rocky Mountain Oysters!

I Googled Amanda Monti, and there are many, many articles and such on this, so I don't think it's going to be debunked by Snopes. Here's a pic of the little passionista: Amanda Monit (http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=amanda+monti&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Dc 5a1a8708f0e1c1b%26clickedItemRank%3D8%26userQuery% 3Damanda%2Bmonti%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F %252Fwww.thesun.co.uk%252Farticle%252F0%252C%252C2-2005062479%252C00.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DnsBrowserRoll%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Farticle %2F0%2C%2C2-2005062479%2C00.html)
Chernabog
02-13-2005, 02:18 PM
I Googled Amanda Monti, and there are many, many articles and such on this, so I don't think it's going to be debunked by Snopes. Here's a pic of the little passionista: Amanda Monit (http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=amanda+monti&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Dc 5a1a8708f0e1c1b%26clickedItemRank%3D8%26userQuery% 3Damanda%2Bmonti%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F %252Fwww.thesun.co.uk%252Farticle%252F0%252C%252C2-2005062479%252C00.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DnsBrowserRoll%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Farticle %2F0%2C%2C2-2005062479%2C00.html)

Oh baby, I would totally go straight for her :eek: Oh well, nothing a good colorist can't fix.

This article is slightly more graphic than the one I posted... she tried to swallow it and choked??? Didn't they do something like this on Fear Factor?