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Old 02-10-2005, 02:17 PM   #1
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Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.



Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.


She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

I'd better check snopes on this one but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Old 02-10-2005, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 02-10-2005, 03:21 PM   #3
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Well it isn't on snopes but I AM hoping it will pop up in the next few days.

I mean... she put it in her MOUTH??? Fvcking psycho! Talk about your Rocky Mountain Oysters!
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Old 02-10-2005, 03:50 PM   #4
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Holy cow!!

Unless my lover is attached, I don't want his hairy prunes chillin' cheekside. Ack. Solo Prunes. Sans the man.

I can't imagine the pain.
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Old 02-10-2005, 05:50 PM   #5
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There's something about this story that is totally wrong. No, I think it's the whole story that's wrong.
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Old 02-10-2005, 09:16 PM   #6
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What is it with the Brits/Welsh removing their testicles?
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Old 02-10-2005, 09:43 PM   #8
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I guess she had strong nails huh?
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AAAGGHH!!

In her MOUTH!!?!?!

Blech!!!
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