NO! NOT SANTA!! [Archive] - Lounge of Tomorrow

CoasterMatt

12-23-2006, 09:20 AM

Santa Dies At Children's Christmas Party (http://www.guardian.co.uk/christmas2006/story/0,,1977823,00.html?=rss#article_continue)

I wanna know, did his belly shake like a bowl full of jelly when the paramedics were doing chest compressions? :evil:

3894

12-23-2006, 01:19 PM

I wanna know, did his belly shake like a bowl full of jelly when the paramedics were doing chest compressions? :evil:

And I wanna know what kind of IV they hung. What flows in Santa's veins? Is it the milk of human kindness, Hershey's chocolate syrup, what?

Jughead P. Jones

12-24-2006, 01:49 PM

There's irony in there somewhere.

Ghoulish Delight

12-24-2006, 01:50 PM

And I wanna know what kind of IV they hung. What flows in Santa's veins? Is it the milk of human kindness, Hershey's chocolate syrup, what?
40 proof Egg Nog (what do you think gave him the heart attack?).