NO! NOT SANTA!!

CoasterMatt · 12-23-2006, 09:20 AM

Santa Dies At Children's Christmas Party

I wanna know, did his belly shake like a bowl full of jelly when the paramedics were doing chest compressions?

3894 · 12-23-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I wanna know, did his belly shake like a bowl full of jelly when the paramedics were doing chest compressions?

And I wanna know what kind of IV they hung. What flows in Santa's veins? Is it the milk of human kindness, Hershey's chocolate syrup, what?

Ghoulish Delight · 12-24-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 3894

And I wanna know what kind of IV they hung. What flows in Santa's veins? Is it the milk of human kindness, Hershey's chocolate syrup, what?

40 proof Egg Nog (what do you think gave him the heart attack?).

Jughead P. Jones · 12-24-2006, 01:49 PM

There's irony in there somewhere.

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