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Eliza Hodgkins 1812
02-11-2005, 11:55 AM
I hate it. I hate it because I usually don't agree with it. I usually think it's terribly boring because they always go for the obvious picks, even with some of their non-celebrities. I hate their SEXIEST MAN ALIVE picks too.

So, I'm making my own list.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0142800449.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Alexander Hamilton IS the sex. No explanations are necessary.

http://www.todayinliterature.com/assets/photos/w/edith-wharton-190x330.jpg

Edith Wharton, because the first chapter of The Age of Innocence is one of the most striking and beautiful in English literature and is, therefore, THE sex. Plus, Victorian = all covered up and mysterious, which = sexy/beautiful.

http://www.musicalsonline.com/images/poto/red.jpg

Erik, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera, or O.G. (Original Gangsta'!) Sure, he's got sunken in eyes that only seem to shine bright and visible in the dark, sure he's missing most or all of his nose, and sure he's got deformed lips, but Leroux's Erik has a voice to rival even Tom Jones' (and he's the Voice himself!). He's the original rock and roll star; guy starts singing and the ladies start swooning. Plus, a man would murder for you AND kidnap you AND keeps a horse in the bowels of HIS opera house? Yeah, he's totally THE SEX! And, he's disease free, 'cause - hello - VIRGIN!

http://www.carnivale.org/episodes/1_08/episode/images/av.jpg

Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!!

http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/hello/50/1014/400/DSC00231.jpg

Old soul. Intelligent. Tender. I try to pretend he doesn't have a wife and children. Neil Gaiman IS Love.

http://disney.munkyisland.com/images/hood/robin1.jpg

That's right, he's a cartoon. And he's a fox. If this means I like bestiality, then I like bestiality.

Mousey Girl
02-11-2005, 04:25 PM
Crap!! Yet another list I didn't make!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812
02-11-2005, 04:42 PM
http://www.xenarchy.com/LoT/image.php?u=78&dateline=1107931259

Mousey Girl

Rock on!

Mousey Girl
02-11-2005, 05:51 PM
Yeah!!!! I Made The List!!!!!

Cadaverous Pallor
02-11-2005, 06:38 PM
Neil Gaiman. Hellz yeah. :cool:

Bornieo: Fully Loaded
02-12-2005, 12:38 AM
Wow, that's the first picture I've seen with Gaiman in something other that leather and sunglasses....

FEJ
02-12-2005, 01:19 AM
You forgot yourself EH1812...


Its threads like this that put you on the top of my list...
so true, so pure...:)

Tito's Kitten
02-12-2005, 02:55 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!![/QUOTE

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that whole affair was hot. And how erotic was her Jonsey "scar lick"??

blueerica
02-13-2005, 10:17 AM
I really haven't ever watched Carnivale.... Hmmm.. But scar licking.. I haven't seen it, but that sort of thing tends to be hot...

FEJ
02-13-2005, 10:55 AM
I really haven't ever watched Carnivale.... Hmmm.. But scar licking.. I haven't seen it, but that sort of thing tends to be hot...

then you might like Crash (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/)

there is one scene in particular that I am thinking of...

Tito's Kitten
02-14-2005, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by ubergeek42
then you might like Crash


Funny you should say that..... After that particular episode of scar lick Carnivale, the next morning at the "water cooler" CRASH was brought up. It is an interesting film although I have heard the book was better. (but who can forget Rosanna Arquette dry humping a car at a dealership??)

Cadaverous Pallor
02-14-2005, 07:56 AM
*glances at ubergeeks' link, remembers that I've heard of this plot, notices that James Spader stars in it, adds it to Netflix list*

:cool:

Eliza Hodgkins 1812
02-14-2005, 08:20 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!![/QUOTE

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that whole affair was hot. And how erotic was her Jonsey "scar lick"??

It was triple decker HOT. I love me some scar loving. Man, that was a well played affair, too, from beginning to end.