People Magazine's Most Beautiful People

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 02-11-2005, 11:55 AM

I hate it. I hate it because I usually don't agree with it. I usually think it's terribly boring because they always go for the obvious picks, even with some of their non-celebrities. I hate their SEXIEST MAN ALIVE picks too.

So, I'm making my own list.

Alexander Hamilton IS the sex. No explanations are necessary.

Edith Wharton, because the first chapter of The Age of Innocence is one of the most striking and beautiful in English literature and is, therefore, THE sex. Plus, Victorian = all covered up and mysterious, which = sexy/beautiful.

Erik, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera, or O.G. (Original Gangsta'!) Sure, he's got sunken in eyes that only seem to shine bright and visible in the dark, sure he's missing most or all of his nose, and sure he's got deformed lips, but Leroux's Erik has a voice to rival even Tom Jones' (and he's the Voice himself!). He's the original rock and roll star; guy starts singing and the ladies start swooning. Plus, a man would murder for you AND kidnap you AND keeps a horse in the bowels of HIS opera house? Yeah, he's totally THE SEX! And, he's disease free, 'cause - hello - VIRGIN!

Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!!

Old soul. Intelligent. Tender. I try to pretend he doesn't have a wife and children. Neil Gaiman IS Love.

That's right, he's a cartoon. And he's a fox. If this means I like bestiality, then I like bestiality.

02-11-2005, 11:55 AM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	People Magazine's Most Beautiful People I hate it. I hate it because I usually don't agree with it. I usually think it's terribly boring because they always go for the obvious picks, even with some of their non-celebrities. I hate their SEXIEST MAN ALIVE picks too. So, I'm making my own list. Alexander Hamilton IS the sex. No explanations are necessary. Edith Wharton, because the first chapter of The Age of Innocence is one of the most striking and beautiful in English literature and is, therefore, THE sex. Plus, Victorian = all covered up and mysterious, which = sexy/beautiful. Erik, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera, or O.G. (Original Gangsta'!) Sure, he's got sunken in eyes that only seem to shine bright and visible in the dark, sure he's missing most or all of his nose, and sure he's got deformed lips, but Leroux's Erik has a voice to rival even Tom Jones' (and he's the Voice himself!). He's the original rock and roll star; guy starts singing and the ladies start swooning. Plus, a man would murder for you AND kidnap you AND keeps a horse in the bowels of HIS opera house? Yeah, he's totally THE SEX! And, he's disease free, 'cause - hello - VIRGIN! Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!! Old soul. Intelligent. Tender. I try to pretend he doesn't have a wife and children. Neil Gaiman IS Love. That's right, he's a cartoon. And he's a fox. If this means I like bestiality, then I like bestiality.
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