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MickeyLumbo
03-13-2005, 10:06 PM
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!".

MickeyD
03-13-2005, 11:27 PM
I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....

Gemini Cricket
03-13-2005, 11:29 PM
I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....
"It's a cross."

"Across from where?"

:D

BarTopDancer
03-14-2005, 11:01 AM
I wonder if Deather will care that I spent my last few moments of conciousness last night watching Arrested Development for the first time ever.

I wonder if she will disown me as a friend for not watching it before.

Ghoulish Delight
03-14-2005, 10:13 PM
I wonder how many times I'm going to hear, "Why are you walking like that?" when I return to work tomorrow.

I wonder if by calling in sick today I missed my chance to go to some in-house training that I really need.

I wonder if my legs are going to be healed enough to withstand a night of unlimitted laser tag on Friday.

blueerica
03-14-2005, 10:15 PM
Wow, it's been a long time since I've played Laser Tag!

I wonder why this programming class is suddenly making sense tonight, and how I'm managing to do that while spending so much time on the boards.

I wonder if we'll get out early.

I wonder if I just freaking jinxed myself.

CoasterMatt
03-14-2005, 10:23 PM
I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...

blueerica
03-14-2005, 10:25 PM
I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...


mmmmm... BACON...

mhrc4
03-15-2005, 10:15 AM
in wondering if at 9:15 this day will ever end.......

wonderign if SBC will ever call me back...

Wondering if my wife will ever find a job she enjoys....





THanks for getting me thinking already today! oye....

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 11:10 AM
I wonder if anyone else besides my fusband understands when I say "I'm walking like Mickey Roarck in "Barfly"?

I'm wondering if the coffee's done yet.

I'm wondering how many Advil I actually took yesterday?

I'm wondering if I just drink wine all day long to make my muscles feel better if I'll get a lot of studying done. (j/k)

wendybeth
03-15-2005, 11:17 AM
(I know the Mickey/Barfly walk, NA!)

Cadaverous Pallor
03-15-2005, 11:40 AM
I'm wondering if anyone's noticing I'm walking weird.

I'm wondering if I'll feel 100% by Thursday. I'm still really limited today, although vastly improved over yesterday.

I'm wondering what to eat for lunch.

I'm wondering whether wearing my 1st place MA button to the Tiki Meet is tacky or not. Just the small one! :D

I'm wondering how I ever got to be the best at anything, never mind a mind-over-matter body destroying challenge like this.

I'm wondering how all the other teams I know and love did - the Kim Possibles, the Fellowship, the Unintelligibles, Dorks Inc, etc etc.

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 11:47 AM
I'm wondering why 1960-70's commercials are in the forward part of my brain? (My IM status is Take Out Wrenched Ankle!)

I'm wondering why I am such a dork and why I like it.

€uroMeinke
03-15-2005, 03:44 PM
I wondering why there's so much crap on my desk, I'm wondering when the last time I cleaned it was - I thought it was recent. I wonder why there are 3 types of junkfood on my desk. I wonder if that's why I'm gaining weight again.

BarTopDancer
03-15-2005, 04:10 PM
I wonder why today I had no problems drinking 5 32oz glasses of water by 3pm when every other day I struggle to drink 3 32oz glasses of water by 5pm.

I wonder if it has to do with Sunday, or the fact that when I woke up yesterday my rings wouldn't fit.

Ghoulish Delight
03-15-2005, 04:12 PM
I wonder if I get to go home now because the training that was supposed to last until 5 ended 2 hours early.

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 04:26 PM
I'm wondering if I should take a nap?

My testing was rescheduled for April 25th - which is a really good thing to my body. So, I'm wondering what I should do.

UvaGirl
03-15-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm wondering why I've only just got around to reading this thread.

BarTopDancer
03-15-2005, 04:40 PM
I wonder if UvaGirl has actually been working at work?!

UvaGirl
03-15-2005, 04:50 PM
Indeed I have. I'm wondering what has suddenly happened to make work more busy?

I'm also wondering if BTD has been to Sephora recently?:D

lizziebith
03-15-2005, 05:03 PM
I'm wondering if I should take a nap?

My testing was rescheduled for April 25th - which is a really good thing to my body. So, I'm wondering what I should do.

I totally worship at the altar of NAP! Do it!

MickeyD
03-15-2005, 05:24 PM
I'm wondering if I should take a nap?


Take one for me, please. I've been wanting to take one all day....but when I was promoted this year, I actually lost the office with the couches in it. Plus the kids who are coming in for their appointments might find it odd that i'm asleep.

:coffee:

Claire
03-15-2005, 06:07 PM
I wonder if I'll be able to wait for my mom to send The Incredibles DVD to us.

I wonder why she insists on buying us the new Disney DVDs....and then makes us wait weeks and weeks for them.

I wonder if it's a control issue?

I wonder if she's trying to drive us all nuts?

Or...I wonder if she just means well.

Nah. She's a maddening control freak.

Claire
03-15-2005, 06:08 PM
I wonder what the cute little boy in the yarmulke sitting next to me in the library thinks of my Lindsay Bluth Funke avatar? :evil:

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 07:48 PM
I'm wondering if I can take such a great nap as the one I just had every day? I'm wondering of the two purring sleep inducers are available every afternoon?

I'm wondering if I will sleep tonight?

Scrooge McSam
03-15-2005, 07:55 PM
Wondering how many swanksters are geeking out to "The Incredibles" like I so thoroughly am

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 08:01 PM
I'm wondering if we should tak our achy bodies out and buy The Incredibles or if we can wait?

mousepod
03-15-2005, 08:35 PM
...picked up The Incredibles at Best Buy during my lunch break. Raced home from work to beat the sunset.

I'm wondering why I left the DVD in the car trunk.

UvaGirl
03-15-2005, 08:43 PM
It hasn't been reelased here yet:(

mhrc4
03-15-2005, 08:49 PM
heh, half debating on runnnig over to target to buy it now...

Name
03-15-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm wondering if anyone is going to buy me the Incredibles DVD?

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 08:59 PM
I'm wondering if I should take a bath or just keep smoking cigarettes? Who is this person inhabiting my body?

Moonliner
03-15-2005, 09:12 PM
I'm wondering what to do with an albatross (http://www.moonliner.org/forums/)...

Ghoulish Delight
03-15-2005, 09:25 PM
I wonder what the cute little boy in the yarmulke sitting next to me in the library thinks of my Lindsay Bluth Funke avatar? :evil:I'm wondering where you learned to spell yarmulke correctly.

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 09:32 PM
I'm wondering why I am always the forgotten Admin here? I DO provide more than just sex to my three husbands.

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 09:34 PM
I'm wondering why I took my sweatshirt off (with nada underneath) and Chris was too busy posting to notice?

mhrc4
03-15-2005, 09:38 PM
hahahahhaha

Moonliner
03-15-2005, 09:39 PM
I'm wondering why I took my sweatshirt off (with nada underneath) and Chris was too busy posting to notice?

And I am now wondering how long it will be before €uroMeinke and Not Afraid both show as "offline"

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 09:52 PM
I'm wondering why, now that he's noticed, he's trying to slingshot my boob with the Mara Lanyard?

Not Afraid
03-15-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm wondering why I get so tired I just share these things?

blueerica
03-15-2005, 09:59 PM
i'm wondering why i'm laughing so hard right now...

€uroMeinke
03-15-2005, 10:00 PM
I'm wondering if it's better to be hot, smart and sexy, or funny and cool...

CoasterMatt
03-15-2005, 10:01 PM
I'm wondering what color my brain is after this last weekend

Prudence
03-15-2005, 10:02 PM
I'm wondering why 8 people of those summoned to be in the focus group got to participate and they set 6 of us home. I wonder what the focus group was about. I wonder what I ate that is making me fart so damn much. Farty McFarterson, that's me.

mhrc4
03-15-2005, 10:06 PM
im wondering if its bedtime yet...

Ghoulish Delight
03-15-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm wondering why 8 people of those summoned to be in the focus group got to participate and they set 6 of us home. I wonder what the focus group was about. I wonder what I ate that is making me fart so damn much. Farty McFarterson, that's me.Well, I think we just discovered why at least one of the 14 got sent home :eek:

blueerica
03-15-2005, 10:08 PM
I'm wondering if it's better to be hot, smart and sexy, or funny and cool...

It's best to be as many of those as possible...

MerryPrankster
03-15-2005, 10:37 PM
I'm wondering when I'll pack...tonight or tomorrow morning?

I wonder why I hate packing so much...even if it's only for a few days?

I wonder why I feel the need to lug around soooo much stuff with myself...it must be some sort of psychological thing or maybe just psychotic?

I also wonder when my 'Incredibles' DVDs will arrive.

Prudence
03-15-2005, 10:47 PM
Well, I think we just discovered why at least one of the 14 got sent home :eek:

I didn't even get to stick around long enough to display my copious talents! Those poor people at JoAnn's, though...I thought of Claire the whole time.

Kevy Baby
03-15-2005, 11:13 PM
I wonder why I look so damn serious while riding Buzz (see avatar)?

Cadaverous Pallor
03-15-2005, 11:28 PM
I'm wondering what to do with an albatross (http://www.moonliner.org/forums/)...Now you got me wondering about that.

You definitely get :snap:s from me for setting that up though. :)

tracilicious
03-16-2005, 10:27 AM
I wonder why no one else pre-ordered the Incredibles from Disney Store. You get 15% off your entire purchase when you pre-order, and a coupon for another 15% discount on whatever you purchase when you pick it up. Not that they have anything that great to buy though.

I wonder why my computer types a d everytime I hit df. fdfdfffffffffffffffffff. Ok, so only sometimes. df fd fd fd fd fd df fd df fd ff

mousepod
03-16-2005, 11:01 AM
I wonder why no one else pre-ordered the Incredibles from Disney Store. You get 15% off your entire purchase when you pre-order, and a coupon for another 15% discount on whatever you purchase when you pick it up. Not that they have anything that great to buy though.

I went to the Disney Store last week to preorder The Incredibles and was told that they were only stocking the Full Screen version. The CM at the store may have been wrong, but I opted out anyway.

I wonder why my copy is still in the trunk of my car.

UvaGirl
03-16-2005, 02:01 PM
I'm wondering why I had to get an ear infection, rendering me deaf in one ear, right before 2 really big concerts I'm supposed to sing in. Grrrrrrrrrr:mad:

BarTopDancer
03-16-2005, 02:27 PM
I'm wondering why I have yet to be accosted by girl scouts infront of stores! I only have 3 boxes of cookies left!!!!!! (I only ordered 4).

mhrc4
03-16-2005, 02:51 PM
mmmmmm.........girl scout cookies......

Ghoulish Delight
03-16-2005, 02:55 PM
mmmm...accosted by girl scouts.

Claire
03-16-2005, 02:58 PM
I thought of Claire the whole time.

Thanks for stopping by, Farty McFarterson.

tracilicious
03-16-2005, 03:13 PM
I wonder if I will have the guts to post my embarrassing fart story.

I wonder if when married people finally split, whether they look back on the coffin of their marriage and see a few big nails, or hundreds of tiny ones. (BTW, I'm not talking about my marriage AT ALL, a good friend of mine is getting divorced.)

MickeyD
03-16-2005, 03:22 PM
I wonder why it was so jarring for me to see my boss in the hospital in a robe and slippers. I mean, heck, I hardly ever see him not wearing his roman collar.

I wonder why I didn't expect him to be as sick as he is. His spirts are good though.

I wonder why I'm being so melencholy today?

BarTopDancer
03-16-2005, 03:56 PM
I wonder why it was so jarring for me to see my boss in the hospital in a robe and slippers. I mean, heck, I hardly ever see him not wearing his roman collar.

I'm wondering if MickeyDs boss is wearing a hospital robe and slippers to work.

I'm wondering why I don't just IM her and ask her.

I'm still wondering how they expect us to get any work done when they wont' fix the programs we need to do it.

Claire
03-16-2005, 04:15 PM
I wonder if I should throw some Kelly's way tonight. I just received my Mother's Day present (a bit early! :D ).....premium subscription to the Broadway series, plus extra tix to Mamma Mia!!! :snap: My man is SO right on! Can't believe he thought to add the MM tix! We have six performances paid for.....I'm so happy!

I wonder why I'm wondering. It's obvious the man deserves a piece.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm wondering if I have reverted to being 5 and need a nap every day?

Ghoulish Delight
03-16-2005, 04:35 PM
I'm wondering if, now that I'm a MA Master, I should set my sights on something more challenging (http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/).

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 04:35 PM
i'm wondering if the Astro Blaster's hand held "blasters" are ever sanitized.

i'm wondering who suck my battleship.

i'm wondering if i know the way to Sacramento San Jose.

i'm wondering how many boxes of cookies GD bought this year.

i'm wondering why boy scouts don't sell cookies.

i'm wondering if Deathers boss wears a collar under his bathrobe.

i'm wondering if Bornieo misses me.

i'm wondering if rain will cancel Fantasy In The Sky this weekend.

i'm wondering if MBC is wearing a collar under his bathrobe.

i'm wondering if anyone "got" the joke i posted.

i'm wondering if KevyBaby was wearing underpants while riding Buzz:confused:

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 04:39 PM
i'm wondering who suck my battleship.



I did. I SUCK your battleship, baby!

Ghoulish Delight
03-16-2005, 04:40 PM
i'm wondering who suck my battleship.
Is that what you're calling it? And I thought the answer is SacTown. :confused:

Scrooge McSam
03-16-2005, 04:53 PM
Wondering how the whole Mickey/Sac thing started

Wondering if I'll ever have a pool or if I should just forget about the whole damn thing

Wondering if it really was such a good idea to move back to the sticks.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:11 PM
I did. I SUCK your battleship, baby! D'oh! i have to "spread the mojo" before i can "throw some at you"... but, i absolutely adore you and am so deeply pleased that it is YOU!

i'm wondering if i will lie awake tonight thinking about Claire.

i'm wondering if GD and Sac would fight over me.

I'm wondering who will videotape "The Matterhorn Experience" this august.

i'm wondering how McSam missed the Sac Saga.

i'm wondering if i can keep a secret about this weekend. oh, yes, yes i can.

i'm wondering if BarTop is wearing a bathrobe.

i'm wondering when GD will hear the word "Daddy" and smile with pride.

SacTown Chronic
03-16-2005, 05:13 PM
I'm wondering what Mickey/Sac thing. I swear, one ride on the Matterhorn with another man and you're labeled for life.

I'm wondering whatever happened to "don't ask, don't tell".

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:14 PM
Wondering how the whole Mickey/Sac thing started

.

swordfight:evil:

SacTown Chronic
03-16-2005, 05:14 PM
I'm wondering why GD and Sac would have to fight over a slut who "spreads it around".

Claire
03-16-2005, 05:15 PM
I wonder if ML would really stay up thinking about me. Or my husband's ass.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 05:17 PM
i'm wondering if i can keep a secret about this weekend. oh, yes, yes i can.



Oh no you can't!

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:20 PM
i wonder how claire knew.

i wonder if Sac is worried about whom is considered the "larger passenger".

i wonder if what happens on the Matterhorn, stays on the Matterhorn, or the back of your shirt.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Oh no you can't!

i'm wondering if NA is trying to trick me.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 05:23 PM
hehehehehehehehe I'm EVIL!!!!!!



I'm wondering why my left butt muscle is hurting just starteing today and WHERE IS TARZAN?

SacTown Chronic
03-16-2005, 05:23 PM
i wonder how claire knew.

Yes, it is a puzzlement. :rolleyes:

€uroMeinke
03-16-2005, 05:25 PM
Heh - I wonder how many people already know ML's secret. I wonder why everytime I'm ready to sign off there are more posts that I have to read. I wonder if Mikel Rouse will be any good. I wonder if I'll leave real soon. I wonder why I love this thread so much.

SacTown Chronic
03-16-2005, 05:25 PM
I wonder if Sam is gonna have us all over for a swim party after he puts in his pool.

I wonder if he'll provide a keg.

MickeyD
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
I wonder how Marla missed the part of my post where I said I went to the hospital to see my boss.

I wonder why I wonder that. :p

I wonder why I'm picturing everyone in bathrobes now.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
i wonder if i can ever stop thinking about NA's butt and get back to Kelly's.

i wonder if Tarzan's butt hurts.

i wonder if Sac wonders if my butt hurts.

€uroMeinke
03-16-2005, 05:28 PM
I wonder why I'm not picturing everyone in bathrobes now.

I wonder if MickeyD wants us to send her pics of us in our bathrobes right now.

MickeyD
03-16-2005, 05:30 PM
I wonder what my coworkers would think of that.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 05:30 PM
I'm wondering why I'm not thinking about anyone else's butt but my own?

€uroMeinke
03-16-2005, 05:31 PM
I'm wondering why I'm not thinking about anyone else's butt but my own?

I wonder if I should post what I'm wondering.

MickeyD
03-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Sometimes I wonder when I'm at the gym if everyone is looking at my butt.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Heh - I wonder how many people already know ML's secret. .

perhaps four. me, the person who told me, their significant other and CM Matt.:D

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:35 PM
I'm wondering what Mickey/Sac thing. I swear, one ride on the Matterhorn with another man and you're labeled for life.

".

umm, the Matterhorn was closed darlin... it just seemed like the Matterhorn. :evil:

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 05:37 PM
I'd say 4 (5 if you count the person who knows).

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 05:40 PM
i wonder if NA knows. nope, she's baiting me. must resist.

Plumenom
03-16-2005, 05:41 PM
maybe she should try queer bait. :p

SacTown Chronic
03-16-2005, 05:47 PM
i wonder if Sac wonders if my butt hurts.
I wonder why I would wonder about that. I assume that it does.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 06:11 PM
i wonder why NA suddenly vanished from the LoT.

i wonder if sea monkeys give good butt rubs.:cheers:

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 06:29 PM
I'm back. I decided it was time to get out of my bathrobe. Now I'm just naked and waiting for Chris to get home, ;)

BarTopDancer
03-16-2005, 06:32 PM
I wonder how Marla missed the part of my post where I said I went to the hospital to see my boss.

I wonder how I missed that too since I haven't been working all day.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 06:45 PM
good lord there are alot of butts to think about tonight:cheers:

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 06:49 PM
My butt is in jeans right now. We are supposed to go to UCLA but I'm feeling "incredibably ambivilant over you" at the moment. (If anyone gets that song reference, 10 points!)

So, I think it's El Pollo and Incredibles tonight. UCLA is not that far, but in heavy traffic - which seems to be happening all over - it's 1 1/2 hours. I'm just not in the mood and my jeans are too tight.

Anyonw wanna talk about weight watchers?

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 07:01 PM
I'm wondering why I'm back on and no one's posting????? I don't have the PLAGUE PEOPLE!

wendybeth
03-16-2005, 07:04 PM
No, but you mentioned Weight Watchers- most of us are still in denial.:D

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 07:06 PM
i have been trying to find that obscure musical reference. i got nothin.



i wonder if you are really going to UCLA tonight or it is just a ruse so we won't wonder why you and chris aren't posting in your bathrobes.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm wondering if my jeans are in denial?

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 07:21 PM
i have been trying to find that obscure musical reference. i got nothin.

Help is on it's way! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NWOF/104-9620204-9286314?v=glance)

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 07:29 PM
OH! (smacks forehead) Of course. Tuesday Weld.

this is what i just ordered because you sent me on a hunt to amazon:

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Availability: This item will be released on July 12, 2005. You may order it now and we will ship it to you when it arrives.:snap:

i wonder if anyone else has this DVD on order. the only thing i know about Tuesday Weld was the reference used for her on the Flintstone's (Tuesday Wednesday). LOL

CoasterMatt
03-16-2005, 07:33 PM
I wonder if Robert Blake will be offered the role of "Birdman of Alcatraz" in an update slated for production sometime next year... (since Scott Peterson won't be available)

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 07:37 PM
No not Tuesday Weld, "The Real Tuesday Weld"! One oc the best CD we bought this year.

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 07:45 PM
No not Tuesday Weld, "The Real Tuesday Weld"! One oc the best CD we bought this year.

OH! (smacks forehead) Of course. "The Real Tuesday Weld"!

i wonder why i'm getting a headache.

i wonder if the Red Carpet gets rolled out at San Quentin.

i wonder if fellow prisoners are wondering about Scott's butt.

i wonder if the warden is wearing a bathrobe.

Not Afraid
03-16-2005, 07:52 PM
I wonder is I should change back into my bathrobe?

Ponine
03-16-2005, 07:54 PM
I'm wondering why NA hasnt changed back into her bathrobe since she decided that she's not going out!!!

blueerica
03-16-2005, 08:01 PM
I'm wondering why NA has decided to not go out. That performance looks like it would be interesting, at least (I'm sure all of them look interesting).

I'm wondering how much frigging longer it'll take for this ham to cook.

I'm wondering when I'll get to go home.

I'm wondering about my spring break plans.

I'm wondering about my summer plans.

I'm wondering if I'll get out to NYC this year at all.

Ponine
03-16-2005, 08:03 PM
Why is blueerica wondering how long it will take a ham to cook but she isnt at home?

Why has NA not said that she removed the jeans that are in need of a visit to weight watchers. (Notice I said the jeans are, not NA)

I wonder what the big secret is that ML wont be able to keep?

MickeyLumbo
03-16-2005, 08:17 PM
i'm wondering if BE will be bringin' home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Ponine is testing me.

i'm wondering if some people have yet to discover this thread.

i'm wondering where LashBear is right now.

i'm wondering if NA is wearing a collar under her bathrobe.

i'm wondering if That Guy is bringin home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Audra has read "Helen Kellar".

i'm wondering if the Disneyland fudge in my kitchen is calling my name.

"some imagination, huh?"

Ponine
03-16-2005, 08:24 PM
You know, I wonder where Lashbear is right now too... I havent seen him in a while.

I wonder why MickeyLumbo thinks I'm testing him?

I wonder why he doesnt know that I'm just plain curious.

I wonder, do I have anything in the fridge calling MY name?

CoasterMatt
03-16-2005, 08:24 PM
I wonder if I'm the only person who thinks Elmo is a pox on Sesame Street...

Claire
03-16-2005, 08:36 PM
I wonder why CoasterMatt wonders about Elmo.

I wonder if MickeyD can guess what jeans I'm wearing.

I wonder if she'll get this hint: exualsay andycay orfay ethay ssay.

I wonder if I own a bathrobe.

I wonder if Kelly thinks about MickeyLumbo's ass.

I wonder what he'd say if I asked him.

I wonder if I'll remember to ask.

I wonder who is reading this and JUST farted.

I wonder if anyone will admit it.

I wonder how well I'll do in the NCAA Tourney......if I'll make some moolah.

I wonder if what I'll throw at the TV screen.

I wonder which pillow I'll bite in excitement.

I wonder if SacTown just snickered.

Moonliner
03-16-2005, 08:41 PM
I wonder who is reading this and JUST farted.




:blush:

Ponine
03-16-2005, 08:46 PM
I wonder why Claire would throw something at her tv?

I wonder if I should follow my child upstairs, or just let him be?

I wonder when they grow out of Pokemon?

I wonder if I want him to grow out of Pokemon, because I bet that will mean he'll be into girls. (Or boys)

I wonder what I should tell my parents I want for my birthday?

CoasterMatt
03-16-2005, 10:00 PM
I wonder if our kitty Perry will ever stop running into the mirror

BarTopDancer
03-16-2005, 10:42 PM
Why is blueerica wondering how long it will take a ham to cook but she isnt at home?

blueerica was at her moms house cooking a ham.

I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham

I wonder why blueerica wasn't making her sisters cook the ham
Actually the answer would be "they'd burn down the house!"

I wonder if I'll learn how to play poker tomorrow night

I wonder who else is saying "poker! I don't even know her!"

I wonder if Allybell is giggling like a schoolgirl with me

I wonder how much time MickeyD spent in Costco tonight

Moonliner
03-17-2005, 05:24 AM
I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham


I wonder why people use the term pre-cooked ham. All hams are pre-cooked otherwise they are a pork roast. :)

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:06 AM
I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham


It was a "pre-cooked" ham. At 16-minutes a pound, I wonder why anyone would find it all that redeeming to do this as opposed to purchasing one from HoneyBaked, or even Boston Market. The time + base cost factors just don't work out well for doing it yourself, unless you have something magical you do to the food.

I wonder why my mom bought a 12-pound hunk of meat.

I wonder why my mom thawed it out and expected me to cook it.

But most of all...

I'm wondering why the feck no one called me on Tuesday or Wednesday to tell me no one was going to be in the office until 9:30?!?! I really needed those extra couple of hours asleep, but NOOOO.... ARGH...

Oh well, this will go into my overtime hours anyway (this is gonna be a 13 hour day)..... So they can eat it!

I'm wondering why I haven't started the coffee yet.

SacTown Chronic
03-17-2005, 08:13 AM
I wonder which pillow I'll bite in excitement.

I wonder if SacTown just snickered.
I wonder how Claire knew?

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:24 AM
I'm wondering why this coffee is taking so long to brew...

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:30 AM
I wonder why no one's on at 7:30 in the morning.

I wonder why I was compelled to fix a link in someone else's post.

Am I that bored?

libraryvixen
03-17-2005, 08:34 AM
I'm wondering why I'm so very tired this morning.... but up since 6:30AM

*waves* Hi Erica!!

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:43 AM
*waves* Hi Rena!

I'm wondering why we're awake.

And still wondering why no one called me.

I'm wondering why I listened to the boss' wife when she told me I wouldn't have to call in anymore to find out if we have an early or late start, because she'd call me if we were starting late.

I wonder why I haven't poured my cup of coffee yet...

SacTown Chronic
03-17-2005, 08:55 AM
I wonder why my 7 year old son felt the need to say, "I was a tadpole thingie in dad's nads and I was fighting to get out." at the dinner table last night.

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:57 AM
I wonder why my 7 year old son felt the need to say, "I was a tadpole thingie in dad's nads and I was fighting to get out." at the dinner table last night.

Jason,

I'm at my work computer. Tone it down so that I don't spit coffee all over the monitor. ;)

LMAO

mousepod
03-17-2005, 08:58 AM
I'm wondering how much green I'm going to see today.

Scrooge McSam
03-17-2005, 08:59 AM
Wondering if I'm turning into an old man right before my very eyes. I couldn't keep my eyes open past 9PM last night and then I wake up at 3 this morning. Try to go back to sleep, you say? Bwa ha ha ha ha Not a chance. I feel like I've been run over by a bus. Cheery is just not in the cards today

blueerica
03-17-2005, 09:00 AM
You just need to start singing old television jingles, and tv show theme songs.

Scrooge McSam
03-17-2005, 09:02 AM
Wondering if Sactown felt any pride in his son's proper use of the term "nads"

libraryvixen
03-17-2005, 09:07 AM
I'm wondering why my friend, whose hubby is away on a business trip, didn't go into a coma on all her favorite foods she purchased last night.... and ate.

Ponine
03-17-2005, 09:12 AM
I'm wondering why LibraryVixen is awake, if Blue Erica's coffee ever brewed,

and why SacTown's child said those things... I'd be scared .

I wonder if today will be better than yesterday ? Or if I'm going to be eaten alive by the emotional whirlpool going on inside?

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 09:18 AM
I wonder why my mom thawed it out and expected me to cook it.

I wonder why Erica didn't just serve it cold.

I wonder why the stuff that was fixed last night is broken this morning

I wonder why Erica didn't realize I was still sleeping at 7:30am

I wonder why we don't stop these emergency quick fixes. People will get over it.

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 09:18 AM
I wonder why my 7 year old son felt the need to say, "I was a tadpole thingie in dad's nads and I was fighting to get out." at the dinner table last night.

Heheehee, that's my boy.

i'm wondering if he said that just out of the blue, like when we were having dinner at ESPN and he shouted out "my sister has no testicles"!

I'm wondering if this green thong has shrunk cuz it's very snug today.

i'm wondering how the ham turned out.

i'm wondering if Claire can walk straight today.

i'm wondering if NA went to UCLA or stayed home with That Guy.

i'm wondering if these clogs match my green thong.

i'm wondering when the tea kettle will start to whistle.:coffee:

SacTown Chronic
03-17-2005, 09:51 AM
Heheehee, that's my boy.

i'm wondering if he said that just out of the blue, like when we were having dinner at ESPN and he shouted out "my sister has no testicles"!

We were talking about Crystal's pregnancies so it wasn't totally out of the blue, I guess.


I wonder who else, besides blueerica and Kermit, has fingers that smell like ham.

Prudence
03-17-2005, 09:52 AM
I'm wondering if the "BizTech" fair today at work will have any cool pens.

I wonder if there's anything cooler than free pens.

I wonder if we'll be healthy enough to sing tomorrow night.

I wonder if I'll ever get around to doing my homework.

Ponine
03-17-2005, 09:54 AM
I wonder why MickeyLumbo chose to wear his green thong, and not something else green?
I thought the green was supposed to show on the outside?

I wonder why it woud have shrunk, you arent supposed to dry them in the dryer you know.

I wonder if ML ever got his tea. I have mine!

I too wonder what NA decided to do last night...

I am no longer wondering about the emotional whirpool, its winning.

€uroMeinke
03-17-2005, 10:09 AM
I wonder how this day will go. I wonder if I'll get my work done or spend my day hitting the refresh key. I wonder where the closest Irish pub in my neighborhood is. I wonder if Darby O'Gill and the Little People is out on DVD yet. I wonder if I should check out my amazon wish list. I wonder how lng the money will hold out. I wonder how big my raise will be. I wonder if it will cover the increase in gas prices. I wonder what's in the storage unit. I wonder when we'll empty that sucker.

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 10:11 AM
i'm wondering why Ponine doesn't realize the green thong is all i'm wearing...that and my clogs.

i'm wondering if Sac remembers when he bought me the green thong to wear for him at the DLH.

i'm wondering how long the scent of ham stays on fingers.

i'm wondering if sac is ignore us while March Madness resumes.

i'm wondering if i can get all of my chores done AND get to Disneyland AND get to the doctor's on time.

i'm wondering how bad the rain is gonna be.

i'm wondering what flavor tea Ponine is enjoying.

Ghoulish Delight
03-17-2005, 10:12 AM
I wonder why my boss decided that 10 minutes was a reasonable ammount of time to get a demo ready for customers walking through the lab. :mad:

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 10:13 AM
i'm wondering how Marty McFarty is feeling this fine St. Patty's day. perhaps you should avoid the corned beef and cabbage. LOL:D

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 10:18 AM
i'm wondering if GD has fully recovered from MA and if he is wearing a white lab coat.

I'm wondering if €M has some cool stuff in storage.

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 10:21 AM
I'm wondering why I woke up with a headache

I'm wondering if I can get a load of laundry done at lunch time

I'm wondering if I can find a "kiss me I'm faux Irish" so I get kissed tonight

I wonder if I even need that shirt

And most importantly I'm wondering whos brilliant idea it was to schedule a math midterm for an online class at 8:30 am on a Saturday!

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 10:28 AM
i'm wondering how many times BTD will get kissed tonight.

i'm wondering if Claire is out buying new pillows this morning.

"poker! I don't even know her!"

i'm wondering if Claire knows that sometimes Sac calls me his "pillowbiter".

Ponine
03-17-2005, 10:32 AM
I'm wondering what kind of tea MickeyLumbo has in his cup? I have Good earth, sweet and spicy blend. Just like me. My irl name means bittersweet.. ;)

I'm jealous if he's at home in only a thong, I'm not jealous if he's at work only in a thong.

I'm wondering how Euromienke doesnt already know that Darby O'Gill is on dvd?

I'm wondering why it would rain? I dont see any clouds waaaay down here.

Cadaverous Pallor
03-17-2005, 11:02 AM
I'm wondering why this thread has trumped the "Soooo" thread.

I'm wondering why I always forget to wear the right color on "spirit days". At least there's a little green in my shirt.

I wonder why I should give a sh!t about an Irish holiday.

I wonder why I don't get into the spirit of "secular" holidays. Makes ya wonder if I'm really a grump.

Ok, I know I'm a grump about some things, but I wonder if I'm enough of a grump about stuff to be officially called "a grump".

Said grump too many times....grump grump grump....but now I'm thinking of the Gump in the Oz books (and Return to Oz the 80's movie)

I wonder why it's the most "spirited" teachers that really get under my skin.

I wonder if my body is pretending the decaf I had was the real deal. I wonder if I'll get through lunch without a nap.

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 11:05 AM
I'm wondering if I should just stay in my robe all day since it's green.

I'm wondering where we can get corned beef to go?

I'm wondering if we're going to watch one of the 5 DVD's € bought at Target tonight. Well, 4, since - for those of you who are wondering - we didn't go to UCLA but stayed home and watched The Incredibles.

Betty
03-17-2005, 11:09 AM
I wonder why my 7 year old son felt the need to say, "I was a tadpole thingie in dad's nads and I was fighting to get out." at the dinner table last night.


Okay - that was just too darn amusing not to post and say so.

SacTown Chronic
03-17-2005, 11:11 AM
i'm wondering if Sac remembers when he bought me the green thong to wear for him at the DLH.

I'm wondering if MickeyLumbo has ever been sued for slander.


I wonder when he's going to realize that his "thong" is really a bandana.

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 11:14 AM
I'm wondering why I CAN'T STOP thinking about Lickey Lumbo in a green thong and clogs (which, in my version of the picture are the green plastic gardening clogs).

mousepod
03-17-2005, 11:15 AM
I'm wondering if MickeyLumbo remembers his reaction when I told him about Heather's occupation.

I'm (therefore) wondering what he thinks of CoasterMatt's Fashionistas thread.

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 11:24 AM
I wonder why today isn't Friday

I wonder why my headache hasn't gone away

I wonder if I can learn how to play poker (poker! I dont' even know her!) on my lunch break after I do laundry

I wonder why CP is wondering if not caring about secular holidays makes her a grump. I say no.

I wonder if CP is laughing on the inside at all the teachers wearing "teacherwear".

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 11:53 AM
I'm wondering if MickeyLumbo remembers his reaction when I told him about Heather's occupation.

I'm (therefore) wondering what he thinks of CoasterMatt's Fashionistas thread.

yes:blush: i do.

i'm wondering why i haven't yet seen the fashionistas thread.

i'm wondering if the fashionista police will arrest me and my "perp walk" will air on the evening news exposing me in my green plastic gardening clogs.

i'm wondering if Sac will risk the TRUTH comming out at the slander trial.

i'm wondering if it is poor Court etiquette to wear green plastic gardening clogs and an orange beret:confused: .

libraryvixen
03-17-2005, 11:53 AM
I wonder if I can learn how to play poker (poker! I dont' even know her!) on my lunch break after I do laundry


BTD... I KNOW you can!! It's not too hard to learn!

I wonder how that kid in B's class is doing.. the one that didn't wear green and was swarmed by all the first graders looking to pinch someone.

I wonder if wearing a little green sticker will help that kid.

I wonder if today will be a busy day at work.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812
03-17-2005, 11:56 AM
I wondering how many days I can go without washing my hair before it looks like I haven't washed my hair in a few days? I'm thinking today is the last day, and I expect by 3:00 p.m. my deadline will have expired.

I wonder how many days it will take me to finish W.M.T.'s Vanity Fair.

I'm wondering if my cats are really sad and p*ssed off at me for not being around much this week.

I wonder if I'll ever be a homeowner.

Ghoulish Delight
03-17-2005, 11:57 AM
I wonder what I'm going to have at the Gypsy Den today.

I wonder if the test I'm currently putting off starting is actually going to work.

I wonder how badly my hearing is being damaged from being in this lab all day every day.

I wonder if I'm gonig to San Fransisco in a month. I should probably stop wondering and actually go talk to my manager.

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 11:59 AM
i'm wondering if it is poor Court etiquette to wear green plastic gardening clogs and an orange beret:confused: .

I'm wondering HOW Lickey got into our house and stole one of our orange berets!?

€uroMeinke
03-17-2005, 12:03 PM
I wonder if the women at work who aren't wearing green want to be pinched. I wonder if that could still be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder if staring at their asses could also be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder who thought up this holiday. I wonder if I'll eat cabbage today, I wonder if it will make me flatulant or make my pee smell. I wonder if potato chips qualify as Irish...

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 12:04 PM
i'm wondering how Scoundrel learned to open the door.

I'm wondering if NA is wearing pasties with green tastles under her bathrobe.

I'm wondering if she knows Dr. Lickey.

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 12:05 PM
I wonder what I'm going to have at the Gypsy Den today.

I wonder if GD can see the evil look I am giving him right now.

I wonder why I thought it was such a good idea to work and live so far from the Gypsy Den.

I wonder if Greg will have Adobe Stew and a Waldorf Chicken Sandiwch and dip his chips in the raspberry vinergerette dressing.

Ghoulish Delight
03-17-2005, 12:06 PM
I wonder if my pants are olivey enough to be considered green.

I wonder how confused all of the Vietnamese people I work with would be if I started pinching them for not wearing green.

MickeyLumbo
03-17-2005, 12:10 PM
I wonder if my pants are olivey enough to be considered green.

I wonder how confused all of the Vietnamese people I work with would be if I started pinching them for not wearing green.

that's funny!:D

Claire
03-17-2005, 12:32 PM
I wonder WHY women of every age and generation think it's okay to foist banana bread upon me.

I wonder if they don't realize that I realize that "I made two loaves and decided to bring you some!" is really code for "Here are my leftover rotten bananas."

I wonder if I'll ever be blessed with thoughtfulness and stop begrudging those who ARE thoughtful.

Nah.

€uroMeinke
03-17-2005, 12:54 PM
I wonder why my boss just showed up instead of being in NYC like his calendar says. I wonder if this will be my last post of the day.

Scrooge McSam
03-17-2005, 01:06 PM
I wonder if I'll ever be blessed with thoughtfulness and stop begrudging those who ARE thoughtful.

Ah, shut up and have some fudge. I need to get rid of it. ;)

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 01:33 PM
I wonder why, when a UPD, Fed, Ex etc. truck stops near my house I think I'm getting something new - even though I haven't ordered anything?

I wonder if Chris' boss will feel jet lag and get the hell out of the office where he's not supposed to me, so Chris can boondoggle it on home?

I wonder why I can see my green plastic gardening cloggs from my bedroom where I'm folding laundry?

Baileykat
03-17-2005, 01:42 PM
I'm wondeing why I haven't read this thread before....freakin funny people!

All this time I've thought it was about foods that make your pee smell bad...well I had nothing to add to that..so I simply glossed over it!

That's what I get for scanning the threads...I'll have to be a more detailed reader!


I'm wondering why I'm so sleepy today...I wonder why I'm still sleepy after a 2 hour nap!

I'm wondering since I did take a nap...if hubster will get some thrown at him tonight!

Wondering what breads they have at Trader Joe's that will pass for Irish...

dsnylndmom
03-17-2005, 02:42 PM
I'm wondering if I can get away with a 2 hour nap like Baileykat

I'm wondering what Claire's going to do with all that banana bread :evil:

CoasterMatt
03-17-2005, 02:51 PM
I'm wondering if I'll get to see another grownup smash into the fence, trying to be cool

Claire
03-17-2005, 02:52 PM
I'm wondering what Claire's going to do with all that banana bread :evil:

And I'm wondering if I can find your address around here somewhere......and I'm wondering if banana bread goes bad or can it be mailed?

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 02:56 PM
I'm wondering why I don't have "Uncle Salty" by Aerosmith on CD somewhere around here? WTF is wrong with my CD collection?

Baileykat
03-17-2005, 02:57 PM
Oh it most certainly can be mailed...condition upon arrival...probably not that good!!


I'm wondering why taking a nap as an adult is such a guilty pleasure. When we were little people MADE us take a nap! What the heck happened? I feel like such a schlep today...nothing accomplished! Zilch!

MickeyD
03-17-2005, 03:02 PM
I'm sitting here, with my fox sports page refreshing every 30 seconds, wondering how people survived before the Internet?

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 03:49 PM
I'm wondering if my clothes will dry in an hour.

I wonder why I thought I could wash and dry a load of laundry in an hour.

I wonder what time I should leave tonight to deal with traffic

I wonder if my co-worker is going to give me his last peice of chocolate EDIT: HE DID! YAY!

I wonder why I am hungry after I ate lunch

I really wonder why people don't stop when there is a bus with it's red lights flashing and stop signs out. People it says "STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH"!

I wonder why there is never a cop to ticket those who speed by.

Prudence
03-17-2005, 03:51 PM
I'm wondering why I keep trying to type ctrl-x to post replies when I know full well I'm not in Pine.

CoasterMatt
03-17-2005, 03:53 PM
I'm wondering if Not Afraid would like to hear any of the 50 or so different Uncle Salty recordings Rose and I have on CD (or better yet, the 5.1 Surround remix on SACD)...

Ghoulish Delight
03-17-2005, 03:53 PM
I'm wondering why I keep trying to type ctrl-x to post replies when I know full well I'm not in Pine.I wonder when the last time I used Pine was. I wonder if I'll ever get myself to use the Windows version of vi I downloaded a while ago.

MickeyD
03-17-2005, 03:56 PM
I'm wondering if my clothes will dry in an hour.

I wonder why I thought I could wash and dry a load of laundry in an hour.


I discovered the other week when I was in a rush to get to work (on a day when I had to wear a "work" shirt) that my dryer alone (not counting washing) takes over an hour and a half.

I wonder if I have to wash the damn shirt again before Saturday?

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 03:56 PM
I'm wondering if Not Afraid would like to hear any of the 50 or so different Uncle Salty recordings Rose and I have on CD (or better yet, the 5.1 Surround remix on SACD)...


Yes, she would, because Adam and the Ants is, somehow, not cutting it for me and I'm wondering why.

BarTopDancer
03-17-2005, 03:58 PM
I discovered the other week when I was in a rush to get to work (on a day when I had to wear a "work" shirt) that my dryer alone (not counting washing) takes over an hour and a half.

I wonder why you don't call up the place and ask them to bring you a new dryer or fix this one.

Ghoulish Delight
03-17-2005, 04:02 PM
I wonder why THAT'S itching...

MickeyD
03-17-2005, 04:18 PM
I wonder why you don't call up the place and ask them to bring you a new dryer or fix this one.

Um, because it's not broken?

Sheila
03-17-2005, 04:18 PM
Yes, she would, because Adam and the Ants is, somehow, not cutting it for me and I'm wondering why.

Ya know, whenever I hear Adam & the Ants, I feel this urge to start pogo-ing.

Ant muuu-uuuu-sic! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

(And now all those bad memories of one ex taking both my Surf Punks and my Adam Ant albums when he moved out come to mind. I don't think I miss the Adam Ant album so much, but I REALLY WANT my Surf Punks LP: Valley, go home!!!)

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 04:24 PM
I've moved on the TMBG - the Early Years but it's not making me happy either. Maybe Lou Reed is in order after all.

How do you think it feels
When you’ve been up for five days, come down here mama
Hunting around always, ooohhh
’cause you’re afraid of sleeping

Too bad I've never tried heroin - yet.

Claire
03-17-2005, 04:25 PM
I'm sitting here, with my fox sports page refreshing every 30 seconds, wondering how people survived before the Internet?

I wonder how MickeyD and I both ended up using FoxSports today? Weird.

I wonder why freaking Dr. Phil is on, instead of games. Bring on more b-ball already, dammit.

Cadaverous Pallor
03-17-2005, 04:28 PM
I wonder why I keep checking here instead of READING A BOOK. :rolleyes:

blueerica
03-17-2005, 08:13 PM
I'm wondering if I'm gonna go out, or drink Guinness at home

Gemini Cricket
03-17-2005, 08:34 PM
Why am I not out getting smashed instead of reading threads like a nerd?

Because I am nerd.

:D

CoasterMatt
03-17-2005, 09:03 PM
I wonder why this guitar won't play itself...

Not Afraid
03-17-2005, 09:12 PM
I'm wondering if I'm going to sleep tonight after a most glorious, but late in the day, nap?

€uroMeinke
03-17-2005, 09:16 PM
I wonder why my CD-Rom drive no longer recognizes Music CDs. I wonder if the music industry is behind this to prevent me from ripping and burning. I wonder if my next computer will be a Mac.

Prudence
03-17-2005, 09:20 PM
I wonder why I don't like beer.

I wonder why my cat likes Crisco.

Moonliner
03-17-2005, 09:23 PM
I wonder why this guitar won't play itself...

Now I'm wondering what it would take to build a player-guitar. For the neck: Some rubber tipped actuators, servos, PC interface, a DSP chip (so it can tune itself). For the body: An actuator arm with an 90 degree servo attached. A bit of programming and I think it could be done. Send a check for humm, $6000.00 and I'll have it ready for Christmas, guitar included. Please specify acoustic or electric

CoasterMatt
03-17-2005, 09:24 PM
I wonder what Lil Kim is gonna look like in a prison jumpsuit...

I wonder what I'm gonna do while my wife goes to Vegas for a week

Claire
03-18-2005, 08:43 AM
I'm wondering how to get out of a picnic this afternoon with some other families.......so I can watch more b-ball.

Hhhmmmm, I wonder if Chloe has a fever? ;)

dsnylndmom
03-18-2005, 08:51 AM
I'm wondering when the damn coffee will finish brewing?

I'm wondering if it's going to rain all weekend :( ?

I'm wondering why my cat's been acting so damn odd for the last two days?

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 09:10 AM
I'm wondering if I'll be half as productive today as I want to be...

I'm wondering if I should take a shower NOW or wait til I'm done cleaning house..

I'm wondering if I'll act like a love crazed school girl tomorrow night at Motley Crue...

I'm wondering if it's gonna rain as well...the forecast says rain tonight into tomorrow morning...which is lovely since we have an 8:00am baseball game....WHO PLAYS BASEBALL AT 8:00AM???

dsnylndmom
03-18-2005, 09:33 AM
I'm wondering if BaileyKat will go with the less productive and take another nap today?

I'm wondering why my house is so damn cold?

I'm wondering if Claire is drinking her "dirt coffee" :D


And I'm jealous as hell that BaileyKat is going to see the Crue tomorrow :( Act like a crazy school girl!!! And have :cheers: for me!(When I saw Motley Crue in like 89 I think it was, we had a huge party drinking in the parking lot during the opening act(Faster Pussycat :rolleyes: )That was such a great night~and an AWESOME show :snap: Have a blast tomorrownight!

Ghoulish Delight
03-18-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm wondering if I'm going to manage to go to the market, clean the apartment, and get dinner going before guests arrive tonight.

Flubber
03-18-2005, 09:48 AM
I'm wondering why I'm not more dorked up for the Star Wars trailer in that other thread.

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 10:09 AM
I'm wondering if BaileyKat will go with the less productive and take another nap today?

I'm wondering why my house is so damn cold?

I'm wondering if Claire is drinking her "dirt coffee" :D


And I'm jealous as hell that BaileyKat is going to see the Crue tomorrow :( Act like a crazy school girl!!! And have :cheers: for me!(When I saw Motley Crue in like 89 I think it was, we had a huge party drinking in the parking lot during the opening act(Faster Pussycat :rolleyes: )That was such a great night~and an AWESOME show :snap: Have a blast tomorrownight!


Ah...Faster Pussycat...I remember them well! Another 80's love for me! They were so bad...but weren't most 80's hair bands...ahhh..but that's what made them so good!

Claire
03-18-2005, 10:23 AM
I'm wondering how the heck I didn't realize that Dena was going to see Motley Crue this weekend! Have fun!!! :snap:

I wonder if I'm going to hell because Chloe has a "fever" and an "upset stomach" and is not only skipping the picnic, but also preschool, just so I can watch basketball. :evil: Bwahahahaa!!! I suck! (She really is exhausted and has an owie tummy and conked out, I'm not that evil.)

I wonder if I'm going to be able to cheer for NC State when I really reaaaaally don't want to.

I wonder if I should make some dirt coffee or gather up my "sick" little girl and head to Starbucks.

I wonder if I should fold all that laundry.....or just shut the laundry room door and hope it folds itself.

I wonder if I should pack up Courtney's and Cassidy's clothes now.....or let them do it after school. They're going with my mom to my grandma's house.

I'm wondering why I'm not going......I think it has to do with basketball and my step-dad, but I'm not sure. Seems like a crappy reason not to go to Grandma's.

I'm wondering what my husband would say if all of the sudden, I packed us up and said we're going to Grandma's too. :evil: Grandma has a 13 inch TV.

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 10:31 AM
Claire...I'm ashamed...picking basketball over your Grandmother! Eee gads! ;)

I'm wondering why I'm still here...posting..reading...not cleaning!

I'm wondering why Quail travel in pairs..or groups (covey's)...it's so cute! (two just ran by the window down the sidewalk...drives my cat nuts!)

I'm wondering how my cat can fit his fat butt onto the tiny window ledge and not fall off?

I'm wondering how many times one can actually fluff a load of clothes? How many times is too much?

Not Afraid
03-18-2005, 10:32 AM
I'm wondering what I'm going to do today?

I wonder if a nap will be involved since I was awake at 7:20 thanks to 3 fax calls. (I realize 7:20 is not early for most, but I'm a vampire)

I'm wondering how I can get the coffee to magically refill.

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 10:34 AM
I'm wondering how I can get the coffee to magically refill.


When you figure this out...let me know! ;)

Claire
03-18-2005, 10:35 AM
I'm wondering how many times one can actually fluff a load of clothes? How many times is too much?

In my experience, no such thing as too much.

Seriously.....I wonder.....if I could call my husband to go get me a latte. He only works 20 minutes away.....well, thirty or more with Spring Break Friday traffic on Hwy. 26.

I wonder if I'm really so lazy I can't travel four blocks to get my own damn coffee. Or I could just walk upstairs and make my dirt coffee (Trader Joe's espresso roast).

Cadaverous Pallor
03-18-2005, 10:35 AM
I'm wondering if I'm going to manage to go to the market, clean the apartment, and get dinner going before guests arrive tonight.I'm wondering why you told the guests to arrive at our place at 5pm. :rolleyes:

SacTown Chronic
03-18-2005, 10:37 AM
I'm wondering why GD told me to be there at 7pm. :(

dsnylndmom
03-18-2005, 10:38 AM
I wonder just how many of us have laundry going on the "fluff cycle" right now?

I wonder too, Lisa, why my cup can't magically refill itself

For that matter, I wonder why my laundry can't magically fold itself

I wonder why I'm so lazy today

I wonder what the heck I"m going to get for Kyler and Shawn's Easter baskets?

Not Afraid
03-18-2005, 10:49 AM
I'm wondering when Easter is and why I am such a heathen. I'm also wondering what stores I will want to visit that day that will be CLOSED - damn them.

I'm wondering if I should smoke a ham with mendocino mustard?

dsnylndmom
03-18-2005, 10:51 AM
Easter-March 27th

I'm wondering if anyone else hates it when Easter comes this early?

Now I'm wondering what ingredient I"m going to forget for our Easter dinner and won't be able to replace because all the stores will be closed

I'm wondering what I time I'll have to start tossing back shots since my mom and aunt will both be at my house, which means they will be driving me insane

Cadaverous Pallor
03-18-2005, 10:56 AM
I'm wondering why GD told me to be there at 7pm. :(I'm wondering if SacTown would like to meet me earlier for drinks ;) :evil:

blueerica
03-18-2005, 11:09 AM
I wonder why my CD-Rom drive no longer recognizes Music CDs. I wonder if the music industry is behind this to prevent me from ripping and burning. I wonder if my next computer will be a Mac.

:evil:

I'm wondering if I'll actually make it to the gym (I will!)

I wonder what it was I was supposed to do today that was so important.

I wonder when I'll get my next massage.

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 11:15 AM
I'm wondering who the meany was that scheduled our Spring Break the same week as Easter...so it's like two holidays in one....that sucks!

I'm wondering as well what do put in Easter basekts...even though Kat announced to me that she no longer believes in the Easter Bunny! ("Mom...you can't tell me that a Large bunny really sneaks into our house at night and leaves a basket full of goodies...Come on! How stupid do you think I am?") They are so full of joy at age 8!
(she's also recently ditched the tooth fairy! SHE spilled the beans to her OLDER brother! Talk about weird!)

I'm now wondering if it's weirder that Bailey didn't know the truth about the tooth fairy? Is he the only one in 4th grade who doesn't?

Shoot! Wondering why I've wasted another hour!
Shoot shoot shoot!

Ghoulish Delight
03-18-2005, 11:35 AM
I'm wondering if SacTown would like to meet me earlier for drinks ;) :evil:In that case, I wonder what "Jeannie" will be doing while you guys are havin' drinks.

dsnylndmom
03-18-2005, 11:54 AM
[QUOTE=Baileykat]
I'm now wondering if it's weirder that Bailey didn't know the truth about the tooth fairy? Is he the only one in 4th grade who doesn't?
[QUOTE]
NO Kyler still did last year.

I'm wondering why Shawn tries to convince people that there is no such thing as sharks but mermaids are real?

mousepod
03-18-2005, 12:12 PM
I wonder how I'm going to convince my mother-in-law that "going away for the weekend with the kids" to celebrate her 60th on July 14 means the weekend before her birthday.

Ghoulish Delight
03-18-2005, 12:18 PM
I'm wondering how much a pair of Club level tickets for a NLL lacrosse game at The Pond is going for on the street.

libraryvixen
03-18-2005, 12:19 PM
I'm wondering if my interview will go well on Tuesday...

Ponine
03-18-2005, 12:39 PM
I wonder why LibraryVixen is wondering about this?
She has to know she'll have all the swanky vibes from the lounge behind her. How could she possibly be less than brilliant?

I wonder how you convince a man that you aren't joking.. you really are in love with them.. and they should really say SOMETHING back.. other than Oh.
I'm such a dweeb.

Cadaverous Pallor
03-18-2005, 12:42 PM
Shoot! Wondering why I've wasted another hour!
Shoot shoot shoot!BANG BANG BANG BANG

*lowers smoking gun* What're we aiming at again?

Claire
03-18-2005, 12:44 PM
I'm wondering if anyone is proud of me for getting off my ass and buying my own latte and for folding laundry. Not all the laundry. But enough to see the laundry room floor!!!

SacTown Chronic
03-18-2005, 12:46 PM
I'm wondering if anyone is proud of me for getting off my ass and buying my own latte and for folding laundry. Not all the laundry. But enough to see the laundry room floor!!!

I'm wondering if we should throw Claire a fvcking parade. :D

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 12:47 PM
BANG BANG BANG BANG

*lowers smoking gun* What're we aiming at again?


Ducking...dodging bullets!


CP's a good shot!


:p ;)

Ghoulish Delight
03-18-2005, 12:48 PM
In that case, I wonder what "Jeannie" will be doing while you guys are havin' drinks.I wonder why I couldn't remember that her name is Crystal, and if that ruined my chances (well, other than the whole married thing)

Claire
03-18-2005, 12:49 PM
I'm wondering if we should throw Claire a fvcking parade. :D

Hahaha!!! I almost fell out of my chair (and more importantly, almost spilled my damn latte!) laughing my ass off!!! :snap: My husband says that to me all the time. "What do you want? A parade?"

I'm wondering if you knew that........

Claire
03-18-2005, 12:50 PM
I wonder if GD's quoting himself will lose him some points with Crystal?

Baileykat
03-18-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm wondering why freakin DHL is so freakin slow!!!!!!!!

Our paycheck gets delivered overnight..and the company switched from Fedex...which was here by noon or 1:00pm at least...like clockwork....to sucky DHL who MIGHT get here by 5:00 or 6:00 or whenever they feel like it!

SacTown Chronic
03-18-2005, 12:52 PM
I wonder why I couldn't remember that her name is Crystal, and if that ruined my chances (well, other than the whole married thing)

I wonder if it's possible for someone to ruin their chances with Crystal. :evil:


I wonder if my balls will end up on e-bay after she reads this post.

AllyOops!
03-18-2005, 01:27 PM
I wonder if the Doctor will switch me to a new medication after I just filled the prescription a few weeks ago for the first medication. I would prefer to be on a different one. I wonder, are Doctors open to suggestions? I feel so bad & scared asking, even though my Doctors are just the BEST!! :snap: :snap: I can trust them with anything! :)

Having said that, I wonder, will I EVER have clear sinuses and be sinusitis free?? :(

Gemini Cricket
03-18-2005, 01:41 PM
I wonder if Flonase and Clartin-D would work for Ally. I have the worst allergies and it works...
:)

BarTopDancer
03-18-2005, 01:46 PM
I wonder if zyrtec will work for Ally. I wonder if my parents scored me more samples of zyrtec.

I wonder if rinoplasty and fixing my deviated septum would cure my allergies and sinus problems.

I wonder if I would look like a total geek if I got braces again to fix my teeth.

I wonder why I didn't listen to my doctor and wear my retainers like I should have when I was a kid.

Gemini Cricket
03-18-2005, 01:50 PM
I wonder who wrote the book of love?

I wonder why she ran away, my little runaway...my run run run run runaway...

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?

blueerica
03-18-2005, 02:25 PM
I wonder if my balls will end up on e-bay after she reads this post.

I love that choking laughter that results in beverages getting spat out.

I wonder how I'm gonna clean this up.

I wonder if I'll manage to get any other work done, now that my appointment left the office.

I wonder when the mailman will get here.

I wonder if I'm going to end up missing Netflix now that I cancelled it.

I wonder (and hope) that the roommate decides to let me watch the movies he gets on Netflix.

I wonder if dinner tonight will be good.

Not Afraid
03-18-2005, 03:54 PM
I'm wondering why the cats LOVE it when you un-make the bed? Play time!!! Whoo hoooooo! I swear I can hear their little meowey voices saying that.

blueerica
03-18-2005, 04:10 PM
Oh!~ I want kitties!!

I'm wondering what's going to happen to the little stray.

I wonder how much longer my mom being a sucker will last.

BarTopDancer
03-18-2005, 05:01 PM
Oh!~ I want kitties!!

I'm wondering what's going to happen to the little stray.

I wonder how much longer my mom being a sucker will last.

If she can wait a few more weeks I think Sterlings mom will take her.

Not Afraid
03-18-2005, 05:25 PM
I'm wondering why I have never see a opossom hanging upside down from a tree like on BTMRR?

I'm wondering where that opossom that walked by our from gate last night lives during the day?

I'm wondering why oposoms are so unattractive and racoons are so cute.

AllyOops!
03-18-2005, 06:47 PM
I wonder if Flonase and Clartin-D would work for Ally. I have the worst allergies and it works...
:)

You wondered right! :) I got Flonase, and it really helps! I'm wondering, do you get the rapid heartbeat that sometimes accompanies Claritin-D? I got it once, and it frightened me. My Doctor at the time assured me that everything was A-OK, that it just was a nasty side effect! This was so many years ago. Maybe I should try it again.

BarTopDancer, I have tried Zyrtec, and it's really good stuff! However, nothing seems to be strong enough to kill my sinusitis & hayfever. :(

Now, I wonder, why is it McDonald's fish sandwiches sans tartar sauce are so darn tasty? It's my favorite Lenten treat! :)

Ghoulish Delight
03-18-2005, 06:53 PM
I'm wondering why oposoms are so unattractive and racoons are so cute.Hair, or lack thereof.

Gemini Cricket
03-18-2005, 07:06 PM
You wondered right! :) I got Flonase, and it really helps! I'm wondering, do you get the rapid heartbeat that sometimes accompanies Claritin-D?
I don't. But I also take it as needed. I try not to take it every day. I'd try it again, but under doctor's orders only...

Flonase rocks.
:)

CoasterMatt
03-18-2005, 07:14 PM
I wonder how many years I'll ride rollercoasters as insanely as I currently do...

libraryvixen
03-18-2005, 07:30 PM
Now, I wonder, why is it McDonald's fish sandwiches sans tartar sauce are so darn tasty? It's my favorite Lenten treat! :)

Aren't they $1 Filet O Fish Fridays there? Lucky dog!!


I wonder why they don't have cool McDonalds deals up here in NorCal...

€uroMeinke
03-18-2005, 07:53 PM
I wonder how I made it through the week. I wonder if I'll accomplish anything this weekend. I wonder if it will rain on Sunday. I wonder if I'll sleep in tomorrow. I wonder what I'll do tonight.

Not Afraid
03-18-2005, 08:05 PM
I'm wondering why I have no clue it is Friday. I had to ask. Maybe the Opossom knows.

Ponine
03-18-2005, 08:25 PM
I too wonder if it will rain on Sunday. or will it be warm enough for Tiki wear without wearing long sleeve shirts underneath?
Or will I have to wear two shirts???

I wonder if it will rain Sunday and I will have to drive to Anahiem in the rain!!!

Not Afraid
03-19-2005, 10:11 AM
I'm wondering why I slept through the 1 am fax call but woke up at 3 and stayed awake for 3 hours (meanwhile, finishing off a bag of salted in the shell peanuts). My sleep schedule is REALLY messed up.

libraryvixen
03-19-2005, 10:31 AM
I wonder why I can't load up the second CD of Sims 2 on my computer.

I wonder if I ever will load up Sims 2 on the new computer.