OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

[innerSpaceman]

Ok, but it's gonna look messy. I think there are at least a couple of intramural, multi-team meals that threaten to skuttle the whole, carefully crafted Team Meals and Campsites protocol.

:D

[Capt Jack]

thats fine. messy is part of camping. :p

besides, my help is strictly go-fer. teams plan, I'm just a dish washer/bus boy/fire stoker

[Kevy Baby]

thats fine. messy is part of camping. :pAnd sex

[Capt Jack]

thats fine. messy is part of camping. :p


And sex

messy sex? :snap:

[innerSpaceman]

Ok, it's one week out. Is it ok if I start planning again???


Well, ready or not, here goes:


Meals:
There have been a lot of team changes in the lead-up to 2008 Swank Camp. Team Where The Rum Has Gone has gone. Morrigoon is currently WikiListed as a maybe, and - if I understand her posts correctly - is unsure of the logistics of arriving at Swank Camp from another camping trip.

As such, I don't think we can count on the original version of the Big and Girthy Weinie Roast on Saturday Night. HOWZ ABOUT we do it the old fashioned way, and have the Weinie Roast as a Bring Your Own Weinie affair?? A group meal that's not a Team Thing???

I'll supply the hotdog buns and the condiments if everyone will bring along a sausage or two, a hot dog or five, or their big black dick. What d'ya say???


Campsites:
There are no cell phones and no reservations. How are we going to find each other at Sheep Creek Campground?

For us early pioneers (which, if I understand correctly, will be me, GC, GD, Cadaverous Pallor, Kevy Baby and Gus Gus) ... how will we hook up when we get to the campground?

I know generally where the prime sites are that we scoped out last year purposefully for this year's Swank Camp, but I don't know what the site numbers are. If those are taken, we have no set idea of what's our second choice. It's a BIG campground ... not likely that we'll just find each other by chance.


Is there a fairly detailed site map of Sheep Creek anywhere online???

Does anyone have walkies we can use??




Ok, that's all for now. More planning later. Seven Days and Counting!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Last time I was up there I recall being able to get cell reception. So that might be an option, still no?

If not, I don't know. Maybe leave a trail of bacon crumbs?

[katiesue]

At the campgrounds we used to go at Eagle Lake when we were kids. There were large kind of bulletin board signs near the enterance with various postings from the Forrest Service. People would leave messages posted to the back of the signs saying stuff like "Fred we're at campsite 27". Any idea if there's anything like that?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

So I had my first look at the wiki in a while. I had assumed that with all the manic planning, all the meals had already been spoken for. I was under the wrong impression! Only Friday night has been spoken for.

Guess we should pick a meal, Camp Sausages and Muffins...

[Kevy Baby]

Ok, it's one week out. Is it ok if I start planning again???Yes

Meals:
There have been a lot of team changes in the lead-up to 2008 Swank Camp. Team Where The Rum Has Gone has gone. Morrigoon is currently WikiListed as a maybe, and - if I understand her posts correctly - is unsure of the logistics of arriving at Swank Camp from another camping trip.

As such, I don't think we can count on the original version of the Big and Girthy Weinie Roast on Saturday Night. HOWZ ABOUT we do it the old fashioned way, and have the Weinie Roast as a Bring Your Own Weinie affair?? A group meal that's not a Team Thing???

I'll supply the hotdog buns and the condiments if everyone will bring along a sausage or two, a hot dog or five, or their big black dick. What d'ya say???I say my (not so) big black dick will be with me, but will (hopefully) NOT be making an appearance. Also, it will NOT be getting roasted.

I believe that we have the final count of 16 (including Morrigoon). The Wiki has been updated with four people per team. (I haven't included Alex who is a wild card for Saturday night.)

The only concern I have with BYOW is that each of us will need to purchase our own, leaving each of us with a partial pack of unconsumed wienie. However, this would allow us to have what we want. I think it is doable to have one person/group cover the meal, but I am also open to BYOW. If cost is the issue, I know we can work something out (heck: I'll buy several packs of different kinds of meat if needed).

To further muck things up, The Church of the Black Junk would like to do a dinner. The Nearly Naked Hedonists already have Friday dinner. If we (CBJ) took Saturday dinner as well as a breakfast, could we do the weinie roast on Sunday since all but possibly Morrigoon will be there Sunday night? Or conversely, CBJ could do dinner on Sunday.

This also brings to mind the question as to whether we should be planning for more meal coverage? I see the potential for seven group meals: Breakfast and Dinner for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday; Breakfast Monday. Any comment from anyone?

Does anyone have walkies we can use??Well that's a darn good idea I hadn't thought of. We have some and I am sure others do as well. The only problem is making sure we are on the same channel BEFORE the trip.

ETA: Actually, katiesue's idea of the bulletin board is even better - DOH!

[Morrigoon]

I'm actually a yes now, just haven't re-updated the wiki.

I do know I'm arriving sometime Friday night or at worst by early Saturday (which would be a waste, so expect me Friday). We're coming back from McArthur-Burney on Friday and stopping for what we hope to be an early dinner with my father in Sacramento. Then it's about 4 hours to Kings Canyon. Methinks I shall be sleeping under the stars that night... (if not in my car)

I'm bringing peppers and onions to saute for people to put on their weenies/sausages, and my original plan was to provide the dogs and sausages. I'm still willing to do that. What I don't know about is side dishes.

edit: Sunday night is probably a great weenie roast night, and yes, since I'm not racing back for work, I will be there Sunday night... and yes, I'll bring the weenies.

[Morrigoon]

And as a side note: leftover sausages will work well for Monday breakfast :9

[Kevy Baby]

edit: Sunday night is probably a great weenie roast night, and yes, since I'm not racing back for work, I will be there Sunday night... and yes, I'll bring the weenies.Okay, I have updated the meal wiki with this and added all of the group meals (as mentioned above). Please feel free to modify of necessary.

Also, I can do my breakfast on Sunday instead of Monday if necessary.

[Kevy Baby]

And as a side note: leftover sausages will work well for Monday breakfast :9Good point. Maybe Monday should be a mish-mash. I have changed my breakfast to Sunday (but again: I am flexible on that).

[Ghoulish Delight]

When camping, there is no such thing as too many weenies.

I'm torn. I do love the idea of semi-fine dining. But I'm also kind of a camping traditionalist. All I really want is some hotdogs stuck on a stick and held over a fire, PB&J, and hashbrowns. So I'm not super-enthused about the whole meal idea. But I'm willing to be a team player and if we are needed to handle one of the meals will be more than happy to oblige. Just let us know.

ETA: Okay, I looked at Kevy's Wiki update. I guess we'll take Saturday breakfast then.

[Morrigoon]

That's not a bad idea, just make monday a scrapple of whatever leftovers we've got.

[Capt Jack]

my walkies are at home charging as I type this. I can verify the frequency tonite after I get home, but as I recall, there was another set on site last year that I believe did in fact work with mine.

in addition chances are good KS and I will be arriving early as well...at least as early as my lead foot and zero sense of direction can get us there. look for the bright red truck w/ stripes rumbling through around noonish (eta)

[Kevy Baby]

When camping, there is no such thing as too many weenies.Or at any party iSm throws.

I'm torn. I do love the idea of semi-fine dining. But I'm also kind of a camping traditionalist. All I really want is some hotdogs stuck on a stick and held over a fire, PB&J, and hashbrowns. So I'm not super-enthused about the whole meal idea.If it makes you feel any better, I am a simple person and thus, my breakfast is quite simple. I'm not up for the fancy, but I too roll with the flow.

ETA: Okay, I looked at Kevy's Wiki update. I guess we'll take Saturday breakfast then.If you would rather take Sunday, let me know - it doesn't make any difference to me.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I suppose I'll consult with the other sausage and muffin, but Saturday or Sunday doesn't matter to me, so as-is is fine.

[innerSpaceman]

Just so's you know, Monday Breakfast is tradtionally* a group affair of Garbage Eggs (all leftovers included) and Bacon Feast.


Greg, I was not a big fan of the Team Meal plan last time, but it seems to have worked wonderfully.

Yes, let's move the Wienie Roast to Sunday Night ... BUT, Morrigoon is no longer on a Team, per se. It's not fair for her to handle the cost and logistics of a group meal all by herself that other teams are splitting between their members.

People from other teams were going to help her out, but I think the solution of her (or her designated assistants) bringing the condiments, buns, and sides ... while everyone else provides some group meat, sausage, wienies, black dicks (in one case) or big dicks (widely reported in 2 cases ... maybe to be confirmed one drunken evening) is the best way to go.



As for the camp message board ... that's a great idea for letting latecomers know which campsites we've squatted on ... But not particularly useful for the pioneers jointing forces from the get-go to select and claim those campsites.


I think walkies would be best for that, but I don't have any. (No one had cell reception in Sequioa, but I'm not sure we checked for that in King's Canyon. It makes less sense, though, that there'd be reception down there.)








* By traditionally, I mean something that happened in Swank Camp Year One that was so beloved, I'm assuming we want to make it a perpetual Swank Camp tradition.

[Morrigoon]

Just write BACON really big on a piece of cardboard and make it visible from the road. Radios not necessary ;)

(I am of course just kidding)

[Morrigoon]

Actually, it would be easier to bring the condiments, buns and meat. Meats can be frozen and carry well through an earlier camping trip. Besides which, having just thrown a BBQ for my boyfriend's coworkers, I have plenty at hand.

But if people were interested in sharing some sides, that would rock. Otherwise, it's chips and baked beans for the LoT of ye.

If someone's dying to bring a specific kind of meat with them, go ahead, I'm sure it'll get eaten, but I'll be providing basics.

[Capt Jack]

brats and hot links!!!! theyre sorta hot-doggie arent they?

[Kevy Baby]

brats and hot links!!!! they're sorta hot-doggie aren't they?That's what I was thinking!

[Kevy Baby]

Hey NA: I received an email today with a place (Pahaque (http://pahaque.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc)) having specials on Pet Tents (http://www.pahaque.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=PQWO&Category_Code=PPDS).

https://www.pahaque.com/imagelib/petshelter-mv.jpg

This is the small one that can be purchased for $49.00 with Coupon Code 1400. The larger one can be purchased for $59.00 with Coupon Code 1401.

[Morrigoon]

It's like an empanada for bears

[Disneyphile]

I've got radios with a 26-mile range that we'll be bringing.

If I feel creative enough this weekend, maybe I'll make us a LoT Camp Swank flag to fly at one of the sites, not only to mark our claim of Swankdom, but also so others can find us when they arrive...

[innerSpaceman]

Hmmm, I've got no radios. And I'm the only one going early who knows where the desired sites are.


Puzzle needs solving. Or solvation!

[Alex]

Well, if I get there my plan for discovery will be to drive around until I find the happeniest party going. Pressure's on you all to make sure that's your camp.

[innerSpaceman]

When are you arriving? If it's not during breakfast, or from dinner onwards ... you'll find a mostly deserted camp while we are out having fun.

[Alex]

I have no idea when (or even if) I'll arrive. If that means I end up partying with the Jones family six slots down then I'll have still had a good weekend.

[Capt Jack]

It's like an empanada for bears

omg this is just cracking me up

[Kevy Baby]

Hmmm, I've got no radios. And I'm the only one going early who knows where the desired sites are.


Puzzle needs solving. Or solvation!I will make sure the radios are charged by this weekend and will bring one to the read-a-thon. If we are successful (staying in Fresno the night before), we may be able to be there around the same time as you.

Also, as each of the early arrivers are getting close, the should call the others (presuming that they haven't already called) to touch base and get an idea on time. If there are a couple of groups arriving around the same time, they could meet up for hunting.

[innerSpaceman]

ok, and i'm being serious here. Can someone loan me a radio? I'll come to pick it up.


I'm not buying any. I am soooo unbelievably broke that I'm two clicks from backing out of this trip as it is.

[katiesue]

ok, and i'm being serious here. Can someone loan me a radio? I'll come to pick it up.

I will make sure the radios are charged by this weekend and will bring one to the read-a-thon. If we are successful (staying in Fresno the night before), we may be able to be there around the same time as you.

I think you're set.

[Kevy Baby]

Hmm... maybe he has me on ignore :D

[innerSpaceman]

Oh, that would be awesome.


I want to cry, I'm so financially distraught right now. (Ok, too dramatic, I have a job and a roof and two cars and so much debt that I could sell it all and still owe my soul. I am the standard American!)




And, no, Kevy ...... I only ignore you in person. ;)

[Disneyphile]

Let's pick a radio channel so we can all get in touch as we arrive. Radios are pretty universal, right?

[Kevy Baby]

Let's pick a radio channel so we can all get in touch as we arrive. Radios are pretty universal, right?KCRW seems pretty popular with this group, but I don't think you can get them much past the Grapevine.

[katiesue]

I prefer KSUE (http://www.theradionetwork.com/ksue.html)

[Kevy Baby]

I prefer KSUE (http://www.theradionetwork.com/ksue.html)Much better than KCUF

[€uroMeinke]

While the campsite is large it's hardly as vast as the Sahara - and with it's one way paths, I can't imagine anyone having difficulty finding each other (please print out for laughs when I arrive after midnight of Friday). But seriously, I can't go to Disneyland without running into a half dozen of you, I imagine the same will be true of Kings Canyon.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Didn't NM and Bornieo manage to find you in the middle of the night last year?

[innerSpaceman]

We had reserved sites. They knew where to look. There were numbers .... in numerical order.




I'm not the best Netsurfer, but I cannot for the life of me find a site map of Sheep Creek Campground. All I know is you enter, keep bearing right and down toward the river. There are two or three large campsites in the angle between the creek and the river (is that right, Not Afraid).

They are da sh!ts, and it's where we wanna be!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Seems like the walkies will work out, at least for some portion of us. I think once we get a critical mass of people arriving/on the road, we'll be able to get the message passed along. Though it's now ocurred to me that it was in the Grant's Grove area that we used to get cell reception, there's a good bit of distance between that and where we're going. But it's also been quite a few years, so I imagine they've improved (though I kinda hope they haven't, it'd be nice to be cut off for a bit).

[Not Afraid]

10 4 good buddy.



I'm cracking up here. The campground is not that big!

[Not Afraid]

Well, if I get there my plan for discovery will be to drive around until I find the happeniest party going. Pressure's on you all to make sure that's your camp.

Wherever I am is always the happeniest party, and I plan on bring one happening lump while I'm there. You can always find me.

[Gemini Cricket]

Here's a pic of the inside of iSm's tent:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/weasley_tent.jpg

[innerSpaceman]

Except the overstuffed chairs have new upholstery this year. ;)


(but let's hope G.C. stays away from illustrating the one referred to in the Swayze thread (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showpost.php?p=213873&postcount=18).)


I'm cracking up here. The campground is not that big!

Oh? Then why did we spend 20 minutes driving around lost inside it looking for those cool campsites?


Which, heheh, we bothered to write down the site numbers for ... and then, er, did what with that??

[innerSpaceman]

Hmmmm ... Disneyphile posted a fairly decent map of Sheep Creek campground in this (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showpost.php?p=198031&postcount=64) earlier post.

The lower map has a red zone marked out, but I believe the desired sites are just outside the red-zone, right along the river. But that gives everyone, I hope, a decent idea of where we're first headed when we get there. (Not shown, but the main road from which you enter is just beyond the top of the maps).

[Not Afraid]

Any of this sites by the river are fine. We'll get what we can get. We won't know which site we'll have until we get there and look around. We may end up n the other side of the campground but by the river. Why doesn't someone just bring some poster board and some duct tape, write the site numbers on the poster board when they are decided and tape it to the information board?

I don't know what my plans will be yet. There's a chance I may go up to Oakhurst on Wednesday and drive over from there on Thursday. My brother is in the hospital with a bone infection and I may need to visit him unless he ends up being transfered to a specialist hospital in Palo Alto or San Francisco. We don't know what happening yet.

Again, I've NEVER had a difficult time getting a site at Sheep Creek this early in the year. The ranger told me that this is a particularly dead weekend. But, we really won't know until we get there.

[Capt Jack]

Here's a pic of the inside of iSm's tent:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/weasley_tent.jpg

this would be way funnier if you were kidding
;)

[Not Afraid]

OK, I haven't been keeping up with the meal plans but just a reminder to make sure you have food for your own lunches and food for days when you are there and a team isn't making a meal. Thursday dinner is the big one that stands out to me.

Monday breakfast mishmash turned out really good last year. I will probably be bring up some extra breakfast stuff as well since I love me a good camp breakfast. Really all we need is bacon and eggs and leftover veggies.

Our dinner plans are decidedly Asian in nature. I think it's going to be fantastic!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Shoot, I think we need to get ourselves a bigger cooler.

[Not Afraid]

Keep in mind there is a store at Cedar Grove. They have basics as well as ice and wood.

[Not Afraid]

Oh? Then why did we spend 20 minutes driving around lost inside it looking for those cool campsites?


Which, heheh, we bothered to write down the site numbers for ... and then, er, did what with that??


We did a driving tour of the campsite. I drove every road to show you the possibilities. I think you were in a different car...the one that was lost for 20 mins.

[Kevy Baby]

Seems like the walkies will work out, at least for some portion of us.Bad news on us getting a walkie to iSm: we went to locate them last night to charge and we were unable to locate them. That and the fact that we will now not be going to the reading on Saturday and that whole plan is out the window.

Shoot, I think we need to get ourselves a bigger cooler.And a bigger boat.

[Ghoulish Delight]

No worries. I haven't been to Sheep Creek, but looking at Google Earth, it seems pretty comparable to the Grants Grove camp sites and if so, I'm with NA. It's a finite area with obvious roads, shouldn't be too much of a hassle to make a lap and find us.

[Not Afraid]

Sheep Creek has about 1/2 the number of sites as Dorst has. Its not like anyone will get "lost" in the vacuous expanse of Sheep Creek.

[Kevy Baby]

Sheep Creek has about 1/2 the number of sites as Dorst has. Its not like anyone will get "lost" in the vacuous expanse of Sheep Creek.I hope to get lost after camp is set up.

[Morrigoon]

Found a site with an interesting description of the campgrounds:
http://gorp.away.com/gorp/resource/us_national_park/ca/camp_sk_cg.htm

Fast food?

[Morrigoon]

Oooh, and here's someone's trip report with photos of the campground:
http://www.maryjomellado.com/Camping_2002/2002_sequoia_01.htm

[Ghoulish Delight]

At the lodge I would assume.

[Not Afraid]

And here's a picture of the board where a notice can be placed telling everyone what campsites to go to.

http://www.maryjomellado.com/Camping_2002/280sheepcreekentrance.jpg

[Not Afraid]

At the lodge I would assume.




Yes, the lodge has a restaurant as well as a store, laundry and showers.

[Gemini Cricket]

Yes, the lodge has a restaurant as well as a store, laundry and showers.
So, why aren't we staying at the lodge?

:D

[Not Afraid]

Because it's difficult to put up a tent in a hotel room.

[Disneyphile]

Besides a hiking "date" that we've planned, Ken and I are planning on mostly sticking around camp this trip, so there's a good chance we'll be there if any of our folks arrive during an afternoon while everyone else is out. :)

[Capt Jack]

uh......cuz its a CAMPING trip.

camping <> lodge, hotel, motel, motor home, motorlodge, cabin, house, condo, penthouse or suite


but then, thats just this reporters opinion

[Gemini Cricket]

The wiki list says I need a moleskin.
Is this something we can buy or do we have to skin our own moles?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Who's bringing the bacon post-its to pin to the board?

[Disneyphile]

Who's bringing the bacon post-its to pin to the board?I was planning on spelling it out in actual bacon across the whole board. ;)

[Not Afraid]

My hammock looks like this:

http://www.hammock-company.com/gallery/fs-21202.jpg

I wil be in it.

[Gemini Cricket]

Do we bring our own bear boxes?
Or is this something you can buy?

[Disneyphile]

I'm very tempted to get this:

:D (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=9864252)

(Click the smiley.)

[Not Afraid]

Do we bring our own bear boxes?
Or is this something you can buy?

You have to bring your own bear box as well as your own bear to keep in it.

[Kevy Baby]

What about a twink box?

[Gemini Cricket]

You have to bring your own bear box as well as your own bear to keep in it.
Oh ho. You're lying. Google says that bear boxes are already at the campsite. Or on female bears. See, this is crazy stuff that mainlanders have at their campsites. You don't see anyone in Hawai'i getting attacked by cougars, bears and coatimundis do you?

You laugh now, but I may very well be the best camper around. I may be the only one left at the end of the trip without bear or cougar bites on their arms and legs.

[Not Afraid]

Twink boxes are MUCH smaller and would not be appropriate for n extended camping trip. They are usually only good for abut 1 use.

[Not Afraid]

Oh ho. You're lying. Google says that bear boxes are already at the campsite. Or on female bears. See, this is crazy stuff that mainlanders have at their campsites. You don't see anyone in Hawai'i getting attacked by cougars, bears and coatimundis do you?

You laugh now, but I may very well be the best camper around. I may be the only one left at the end of the trip without bear or cougar bites on their arms and legs.

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.

[Gemini Cricket]

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.
That just sounds wrong and X-rated.

[Gemini Cricket]

Some campers at KOA campsites have signs outside their RVs. Wood signs usually that you can get from Knott's Berry Farm or someplace like that.
They'll read: "Jim-Tom and Annie Fishcrease from Azusa, CA."
Are we going to make one for our campsite?

Here's an example:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/sign_10.jpg

[Ghoulish Delight]

No.

[Not Afraid]

Our planned art project while we're there. (http://www.bearinabox.com/)

[Capt Jack]

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.

um, isnt he fixed?


Our planned art project while we're there. (http://www.bearinabox.com/)

wont they object to us carving up their trees?
good excuse for me to buy a chainsaw though

besides, I already have one of these coming along

http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/ed/7b/402b_1.JPG

:D

[Gemini Cricket]

Our planned art project while we're there. (http://www.bearinabox.com/)
I'm in!
I'll make sure iSm packs his chainsaw.

[Morrigoon]

So for anyone who cares, I scrolled through the satellite maps (hey, I'm going to be arriving at night, need to have some idea what I'm doing). Basically, when you're on the 180 and you reach the river, it'll be on your right, and stay on your right for a long time. Very shortly after you cross to the other side of the river, the campground entrance will be on your left (assuming you're approaching from the Fresno side like me).

[Not Afraid]

So for anyone who cares, I scrolled through the satellite maps (hey, I'm going to be arriving at night, need to have some idea what I'm doing). Basically, when you're on the 180 and you reach the river, it'll be on your right, and stay on your right for a long time. Very shortly after you cross to the other side of the river, the campground entrance will be on your left (assuming you're approaching from the Fresno side like me).

There is no other way to approach - by car that is. It's a one way road that ends about 6 miles beyond the campground.

If you've gone to the end of the road, you've gone too far. ;)

Sheep Creek is the FIRST campground in a series of 4

[Morrigoon]

Some campers at KOA campsites have signs outside their RVs. Wood signs usually that you can get from Knott's Berry Farm or someplace like that.
They'll read: "Jim-Tom and Annie Fishcrease from Azusa, CA."
Are we going to make one for our campsite?

Here's an example:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/sign_10.jpg

All that hard work only to have a glaring grammatical error...

[innerSpaceman]

Oooh, chainsaw furniture!! Hasn't Kevy been dying to make an arts&crafts cabinet?? Maybe we can persuade him to make a slightly more rustic bench. Or maybe a wood-crafted hammock.



On a more serious note:

I have no doubt that Swank Camp can be found .... once Swank Camp is established. But the pioneers (for lack of a more romantic term) must be able to find each other BEFORE THAT.

(Otherwise, who decides where the real Swank Camp is????)



Is anyone else going to the Dramatic Reading Party who has a spare radio???

[Not Afraid]

Then why don't you decide to all meet at the entrance at an appointed hour?

[Gemini Cricket]

I say we all grab sites. The coolest one is the Swank Camp.

[innerSpaceman]

That's not a bad idea (the meeting time, not the freeforall).



Unless we come up with some more radios.

[Gemini Cricket]

Who decides who gets radios and who doesn't?










:D

[Not Afraid]

You know, I hardly think you can use the term "pioneer" if you're going to be using radios.

I'm just baffled by this whole concept. It seems really unnecessary, but have at it "pioneers".

[innerSpaceman]

Who decides who gets radios and who doesn't?

I do. :p

[Alex]

Many of you amuse me. When you all really start to organize for Japan I'll be really amused.

[Not Afraid]

Who decides who gets radios and who doesn't?










:D

What if the radios don't work?

What if a car breaks down?

What if a tree blocks the road?

What if the campground is closed?

What if the river overflows?

What if we all camp at different campgrounds?

What if we never find each other in the US's deepest canyon on a dead end road in a campground with only 111 sites?

What if it takes all day to peruse each of the 111 sites in great detail?

And. who is going to Rank the Swank on each and every campsite?

[Not Afraid]

Many of you amuse me. When you all really start to organize for Japan I'll be really amused.

I'm staying out of that one. I'll be at TDS at the appointed day, otherwise I'm going to enjoy Tokyo at my own pace.

[innerSpaceman]

What's for dinner on Thursday?

[Not Afraid]

I don't know. What are you making for yourself?

[innerSpaceman]

I'm going to forage in the woods.

[Capt Jack]

Is anyone else going to the Dramatic Reading Party who has a spare radio???

I do. I'll bring one up (or at least try to remember to bring it)

[Morrigoon]

Something to think about (found on http://www.nps.gov/seki/planyourvisit/feesandreservations.htm)
ENTRANCE FEES

Part of your entrance and camping fees stay in the park to improve the experience here — repairing roads, campgrounds, trails, picnic areas, and restrooms. Fees have also funded updated exhibits, improved visitor centers, and better naturalist slide programs.

7-day pass for Sequoia, Kings Canyon, and the Hume Lake District of Sequoia National Forest (Giant Sequoia National Monument): $20 per vehicle or $10 per person on foot, bicycle, motorcycle, or bus.

Annual pass for Sequoia, Kings Canyon, and the Hume Lake District of Sequoia National Forest (Giant Sequoia National Monument): $30 admits all passengers in a private vehicle for one year from month of purchase.



Question is, would we/you return within the year? It's tempting to go for the $10 upgrade

[Capt Jack]

meant to last year, never made it out camping since then, so...no thank you. but its not a bad idea I think, if you go alot

[innerSpaceman]

I'm thinking of buying the National Park A.P. (it was $60 last year, not sure what it is now). 3 N.P. visits and it's paid for. I'm pretty sure of two ... and a 3rd and 4th are encouraged by having the AP!

Joshua Tree for one! There should be a Swanking!!!

[Morrigoon]

It's $80 http://store.usgs.gov/pass

[innerSpaceman]

Fvck!

Ok, neverfrellingmind.

[Kevy Baby]

All that hard work only to have a glaring grammatical error...Actually, it COULD be correct if t was meant as a possessive (assuming you are talking about the apostrophe s on their name). It is a sign saying that the trailer/RV/whatever belongs to the Hollmer Family.

[innerSpaceman]

No, that's incorrect Kevy. Possessive of a family name comes after the "s," not before.


When you carve the Rustic Wooden Hammock, please use extra care when it comes to grammar!!





OK, this just in ....

As alluded to above, the Sunday Night Big and Girthy Weenie Roast is largely (no pun intended) going to be a Bring-Your-Own-Weenie affair.

The lone surviving member of Team Where the Rum Has Gone will be supplying a starter selection of weenies, and her adopted Team Discovery Channel will be assisting with side dishes, etc.

BUT ... Exotic Sausages, Romantic Weenies, and Big Black Bulging Dicks are strictly B.Y.O.



Sorry, but 4 teams to cover 8 group meals is not going to work. We have declared Thursday dinner a do-it-yourself and Monday breakfast a leftover extravaganza ... but that still leaves 6 meals for 4 teams.

SO ... Team Discovery Channel will organize the Weenie Roast and get things started with the first round of weenies ... but the meal will be brief and unsatisfying unless other weenies are produced. I understand that Kevy's going to be a little shy in this department this year ... and that leaves it to the rest of us to pick up the slack!

[Morrigoon]

To elaborate on that, we will have enough weenies for everyone, but if you desire something more exotic than turkey dogs, Hebrew Nationals, or chicken-apple sausage, then BYOW.

[Disneyphile]

I think we can do a dinner and a breakfast, so that would cover the remaining meal.

[NirvanaMan]

Wow.

[Kevy Baby]

No, that's incorrect Kevy. Possessive of a family name comes after the "s," not before.I was assuming (as noted in my post) that the family name was "Hollmer" (no "s" at the end). The possessive of this family (as a collective: no plural) would be Hollmer's.

If the family name was indeed "Hollmers" the possessive of the name could go either way: Hollmers' or Hollmers's (although I prefer the former). We had a discussion on this issue in a previous thread (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?t=5659).

Sorry, but 4 teams to cover 8 group meals is not going to work.Why not - I think the math is pretty simple: 8 / 4 = 2. Each team would be responsible for two meals.

But it is kind of a moot point: there are seven meals listed in the Wiki (http://lotcamping.pbwiki.com/Site+Mates+Teams) (Thursday night is not listed). All meals are covered (although Monday morning does not have a team listed as covering it - it is just listed as Mish Mash).

With the natural change of things, we are at four teams. As far as I am concerned, Team Where the Rum Has Gone is not a part of the picture any more. Team Discovery Channel is made up of innerSpaceman, Gemini Cricket, Morrigoon, Bornieo. Since this last team was "assembled" mainly through attrition, if there is an issue with this, then let's discuss. Since this team is covering two meals, if you would like assistance with this (financially), then let everyone know (I had previously offered to cover the cost of groceries). All that I would ask is to take responsibility for making sure the meal is covered (that is not an edict - just my request).

The only remaining question I see unanswered is Thursday night dinner: do we want to plan for this as a group activity? MOST people will be there for this meal, but since it is setup day, I doubt anyone will want to prep anything. Should we make this a do-it-yourself meal? Or does someone want to volunteer to cover this? (Again: I am willing to contribute $/groceries if people are worried about such).

DISNEYPHILE: Our team is covering Saturday night dinner (I think you and Susan already discussed this, but I am not certain). Also, I am covering Sunday breakfast (I don't mind doing it solo: I am getting good at it).

[innerSpaceman]

Actually, the extended Team Discovery Channel (which includes Meal Making Mavens from the Nearly Naked Hedonists) is in preliminary discussions to arrange for Thursday dinner, while we're at it.


(Sheesh, one of those hedonists just LOVES to cook).


Stand by, though. Decisions are still being worked out. If it turns out, as now looks likely, that extended TDC is doing THREE meals, then yeah, some pitch-in for groceries would be sweet.

[Kevy Baby]

...some pitch-in for groceries would be sweet.Happy to help: just let us know what you need. And by "us" I mean Susan as she does all of the shopping. I just drive and write checks.

[katiesue]

Ok then for Thursday dinner I'll make Chicken with Tomatillo Salsa. So if others can help with sides - salads and such then we'll be all set.

[Kevy Baby]

Ok then for Thursday dinner I'll make Chicken with Tomatillo Salsa. So if others can help with sides - salads and such then we'll be all set.Left side or right side?

[katiesue]

Left

[Capt Jack]

personally, I kinda like both of those (not-so-vague avatar reference here)

:evil:

[Not Afraid]

KS, if you really want to make that many meals, I'm not going to stop you, but I think it wouldn't be too difficult for everyone to bring something they want to grill, light up the BBQ and have a meal of your own choosing.

As long as each team is taking on the responsibility for ONE ENTIRE MEAL, I see nothing wrong with everyone just sort of doing their own thing and pitching in as needed. There may be people that don't want to make a big meal on the first night after all of the effort of setting up camp. Others may want a food extravaganza.

That being said, I am already planning on bringing extra eggs and whatever else I feel like it for MishMash. I don't mind making another salad for Thursday night either. (As long as I actually end up at camp on Thursday night - which it looks like I may at this point.)

[Disneyphile]

DISNEYPHILE: Our team is covering Saturday night dinner (I think you and Susan already discussed this, but I am not certain). Also, I am covering Sunday breakfast (I don't mind doing it solo: I am getting good at it).Ken and I will help with the Sunday breakfast then too - we have a HUGE box of Bisquick that needs to be used, so we'll make pancakes.

[€uroMeinke]

I like pancakes

[Kevy Baby]

I like pancakesHmmm... I wonder what his ORIGINAL post was.

[Not Afraid]

I have some ideas. ;)

[belleh5]

I like pancakes



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/belleh5/Disney/801familyguy4.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/belleh5/team101_small.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/belleh5/October%202005/pancakes2.jpg

[lashbear]

Wow.
Geez, do you guys have World Of Wieners franchises too ???

[Not Afraid]

I guess I had better get my act together. I may be driving up on Tuesday to my brothers' place and leaving from there Thursday morning.

[CoasterMatt]

Today's shirt woot might be fun for those of you camping - check it out (http://shirt.woot.com/).

[Not Afraid]

How am I going to get everything I need to get done completed before Tuesday night?

[katiesue]

Magic

[Not Afraid]

The latest forecast:

.THURSDAY AND THURSDAY NIGHT...MOSTLY CLEAR. WINDY. HIGHS 78 TO
85 AT CEDAR GROVE...64 TO 74 AT GRANT GROVE. LOWS 39 TO 44 AT CEDAR
GROVE...31 TO 38 AT GRANT GROVE.
.FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY...MOSTLY CLEAR. BREEZY. HIGHS 80 TO 90 AT
CEDAR GROVE...67 TO 77 AT GRANT GROVE. LOWS 42 TO 48 AT CEDAR
GROVE...33 TO 41 AT GRANT GROVE. I'm worried about Thurston and the heat.

[Disneyphile]

Ya know, I was just reflecting at how I was condemned by a couple friends a few years ago for camping with "too much stuff" and "too big a tent", etc., etc.

Since then, I've never been invited to camp with them again. I just saw some pics from their recent camping trip, and they now have as much crap as I do, and a bigger tent with a porch even! It kinda rubs me the wrong way, because these folks were so critical of me back then. (I was once even told, "Don't bring your portable bedframe. You can make do without it." even though I drove myself and set up my own gear.)

Sorry for the vent, but I had to say something to someone.

That said, I am so glad I have found Swank Camping with friends who appreciate each other and don't give a damn about how each other choose to camp.

[LashStoat]

Dear Disneyphile,

Don’t be upset – I too pack everything when Lashbear and I go camping (just in case). To give you an idea, some items include:

500 feet of copper pipe.
A M.I.G. Welder.
A roll of lead sheet.
A book entitled "101 things to do with Peanut Butter".
A roll of pretty pink duct tape.
1 or 2 Uranium 235 Isotopes.…the isotopes are always a bitch to find. Finally I found them as Item #U235 in the Tandy Catalogue. And thank God for Amex.

Well, anyway, the bear and I went camping – and low and behold we ran out of gaslight.

No problemo – I ripped a trash can off a post, and rigged a small nukey-lar reactor up in a jiffy. We had enough light and boiling water to power a small nation. A dog lifted its leg on the tank and fair near steamed its ding off.

If only I had packed the fvcking asbestos gloves so I could shut the sucker down. They’ll be on the list next time…

We wish we could go camping with you LoT – one day I know we will.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat. :rolleyes: <--------on behalf of SusieAnne Krellingshaw (this is her).

[lashbear]

He's not lying... but it's ME that usually packs all the excess. "Oh dear, we didn't use even half of the $357.00 worth of food we packed for this three day weekend". :D

Having said that, I can't wait for Swank Camping at Yosamite in 2010. Bring it on !!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm worried about Thurston and the heat.Why? You've got his cool coat and there will be plenty of shade and water. This won't be any hotter than a summer day in SoCal, and you don't have a/c at home :)

[Not Afraid]

Yeah, I'm woried about summer at home too.

He'll be fine. It will all be fine.

[LashStoat]

"I put your dog in a box for you...
dog in a box for you,
your dog in a box for you..."

[Not Afraid]

Yes, but is it an air conditioned box?

[LashStoat]

Give 'em an inch and they want rocket surgery. As it happens, SusieAnne has been nagging me to give her some left-over stuff from our last camping trip. I also gave her the kitchen sink. So here it is for you - and your little dog too !!!

[Kevy Baby]

Ya know, I was just reflecting at how I was condemned by a couple friends a few years ago for camping with "too much stuff" and "too big a tent", etc., etc.We are bringing a tent designed for eight (http://www.amazon.com/Eureka-Copper-Canyon-Eight-Person-12-Foot/dp/B000K7D1TK) - for the two of us. Inside will be a queen size bed (not just an air mattress: a bed!

Dear Disneyphile,

Don’t be upset – I too pack everything when Lashbear and I go camping (just in case). To give you an idea, some items include:Dear LashStoat

Please post more often!

[innerSpaceman]

Kevy, I'm curious about the bed. I want to bring one, but I need to get one pronto and figure out how to transport it ... along with a Lashpair/Disneyphile-level load of other stuff ... otherwise Gemini Cricket and I will have no place to sleep.


Despite seeing zapppop yesterday, I failed to procure his leaky air mattress ... and since it goes nearly flat by morning, I really don't think it's worth the exta effort to get it at this point.


But if I don't come up with something very quickly, and very comfortably, I'm absolutely seriously not going to be at Swank Camp.


A bed sounds like a perfect idea! How in the world are you doing it???

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm bringing a sleeping bag and a foam pad to put under the sleeping bag.
:)

[Ghoulish Delight]

A bed sounds like a perfect idea! How in the world are you doing it???He built his own disassembleable frame.

[innerSpaceman]

Oh fine!


Gemini Cricket, bring a tent.

[LashStoat]

Hi GD,

Is disassembleable the same as knockdownable - and do you need an allen key?

[Gemini Cricket]

Oh fine!


Gemini Cricket, bring a tent.
Stay home.
I'll ride up with Lisa and sleep in another tent, or bring one of my own.
:)

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm bringing my own tent.
I'm borrowing it from a friend.
:)

[BarTopDancer]

Steve,

Colman makes some pretty comfortable camping grade air mattresses and they sell battery air pumps to go with. I got mine at Target (that I bring to NYE) for about $30 (with pump).

[LashStoat]

Dear IsM,

I'd send you our blowup bed, but I fear it won't get there in time. Could you hire one from a camping shop?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Hi GD,

Is disassembleable the same as knockdownable - and do you need an allen key?
The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.

[MouseWife]

I had a lot of fun reading up on your posts...the time is, what, now?

Disneyphile, who cares what anyone thinks, you are right, you carry your own weight, they can bugger off!!!

Thurston will be fine because he has you, Lisa.

Oh, you Lashes are cracking me up!! So glad to see you!!

And, last but not least, I saw a Yosemite trip for '09????

Anyone want to pm me with that? I don't want to hijiack this thread but I am eager to know what is on the agenda for that. I doubt if I would camp but I would like to grab some accomodations and knowing ahead of time would really help....

Anyways, it sounds like you all are going to have so much fun. I am sorry to be missing it, but, for health reasons our last stint was hard on me and I'd rather have fun so I'll stay home and read your travel tales. And enjoy the photos.

Have fun!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Ya know, I was just reflecting at how I was condemned by a couple friends a few years ago for camping with "too much stuff" and "too big a tent", etc., etc. We did that to a friend once. She had packed her entire wardrobe and god knows what else. She had more stuff on her own than 4 other people combined. We wouldn't let her in the car until she pared it down. And she was eternally grateful to us because she said she felt far more relaxed once she let go of all her stuff.

Of course, that was a situation where we were cramming 5 people and all of our gear into a single station wagon, so it would literally have been impossible for her to bring all of that crap.

[tracilicious]

I'm seriously jealous of this trip! Have fun, swank campers!

[Kevy Baby]

Kevy, I'm curious about the bed.

<snip>

A bed sounds like a perfect idea! How in the world are you doing it???Quick answer is that it is something I built. Here is the only picture I can find of it:
http://home.mindspring.com/~kevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc00808.jpg

He built his own disassembleable frame.Yep

Hi GD,

Is disassembleable the same as knockdownable - and do you need an allen key?I actually designed it to be set-up and torn down without tools.

Steve,

Colman makes some pretty comfortable camping grade air mattresses and they sell battery air pumps to go with. I got mine at Target (that I bring to NYE) for about $30 (with pump).You can probably get an even better price at Walmart.

Also, I will be bringing a heavy-duty air pump (http://www.oneplustools.com/special/p730) for blowing up beds that we don't mind sharing (we have four batteries for it plus a card charger just in case.

ALSO: we will be bringing a 10-cup coffee maker.

I think we are shooting for the "going overboard" award on this trip :blush:

[Kevy Baby]

The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.You answered one question before I did - thank you!

[innerSpaceman]

No Wal*Mart near me. I'll check Target tonight.

I'm much more relaxed about it knowing that the Cricket will be sleeping elsewhere. I'll even settle for zapppop's leak-afflicted mattress because I don't mind the reduced pressure of one body ... but two tends to flatten it to a LoT-appropriate pancake just in time for breakfast.


Paring down is my project for tonight. I seem to have pictured a two week camping trip that I have to revise to 3 days. Alas, you need the same amount of bulky gear for 2 days as for 2 weeks. Let's stay longer!!!








* * * *

My apologies for my grumpiness. That I went all the way down to Orange County yesterday for the air mattress and forgot to get it is really upsetting me. I've been forgetting all kinds of things lately, more and more, and with my family history of Alzheimer's-induced dementia, it's really shaken me up.

[Kevy Baby]

If anyone is hurting for space within their vehicle, bring it to us (by Wednesday morning) and we can transport it for you.

[Capt Jack]

I'll even settle for zappop's leak-afflicted mattress because I don't mind the reduced pressure of one body

answer: duct tape

[innerSpaceman]

Ha, if I could find the leak. It's been a puzzlement.



But ... with enough Duct Tape, I could just tape up the whole thing!!! An extra level of padding!

[Capt Jack]

finding is easy. filled, submerged...follow the bubbles.

[GusGus]

yeah, but who has a queen sized tub?

[Kevy Baby]

yeah, but who has a queen sized tub?Ya know I think I could make one...

[GusGus]

shower first!!!!!

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm much more relaxed about it knowing that the Cricket will be sleeping elsewhere. I'll even settle for zapppop's leak-afflicted mattress because I don't mind the reduced pressure of one body ... but two tends to flatten it to a LoT-appropriate pancake just in time for breakfast.

Lets not mince words.
The Cricket is sleeping elsewhere because as of a couple of posts ago, he had nowhere to sleep and no ride because someone had a hissy fit.
The Cricket will now have his own tent. And he is not going to let another bonfire-related gathering go to sh!t.
I am having a good time no matter what. I have spent a lot of money I don't have to get ready for this. It also may be a long time before I get to do something vacation-y and fun again.
So, if anyone is thinking of showing up and fvcking up the fun, they're going to p!ss of the Cricket and that's not pretty.

Now then, did someone say queen-sized tub?
:)

[innerSpaceman]

Mr. Cricket. Have you seen how many posts there have been in this thread in the last hour? Activity is fast and furious, and will likely continue in this vein for the next two days. My "hissy fit" lasted all of two posts and 3 minutes.

I am a little stressed. Forgetting the entire purpose of my trip to the O.C. yesterday, when I'm concerned about wasting precious gasoline and seeing more signs lately of losing my memory has been more than a tad upsetting to me.

But I apologized for it within 3 minutes and never SHOUTED IN ALL CAPS at you or anyone. Anyways, I have to admit it's less stressful for me to have a collapsing air mattress if I don't have to host anyone in the Happy Potter style iSm tent.


I love you Mr. Cricket, and that goes for everyone else who'll be at Swank Camp.


Camping is anti-stressful. Getting ready for camping is stressful. My renewed apologies.

[Betty]

Ha, if I could find the leak. It's been a puzzlement.



But ... with enough Duct Tape, I could just tape up the whole thing!!! An extra level of padding!

Fill it. Spritz it with soapy water and watch for the bubbles. :cheers:

[Disneyphile]

We're bringing our Jolly Roger to hoist at our site. I figured it's appropriate to our team name, since "junk" is also a sailing vessel. ;)

Oh, and KB/GusGus, are you bringing the large water bottles again? Ken and I are bringing a case of small bottles that we'll be happy to share with you. Also, are we still doing the taquito dinner and pancake/bacon fest breakfast? I'm going to make the pinto beans tomorrow so I can freeze them in time. (I'm also going to make salsa instead of guacamole, since I can make that ahead of time as well.) And, what do we want to do for dessert?

[GusGus]

what, we have to do desert now too?;)


I'll call you in a while so we can hash out details.

[Snowflake]

Dayum, I've just caught up with this thread. Vicariously enjoying all the plotting, planning and stress.

Have a great time! Next year, maybe I can manage to no longer be a camping virgin! :)

[Morrigoon]

Kevy, I'm curious about the bed. I want to bring one, but I need to get one pronto and figure out how to transport it ... along with a Lashpair/Disneyphile-level load of other stuff ... otherwise Gemini Cricket and I will have no place to sleep.

(snip)

A bed sounds like a perfect idea! How in the world are you doing it???

iSm: There's a Walmart along the freeway toward Six Flags. You can pick up a single camp bed (like mine - expandable frame, inflatable mattress) for like $45, or a full size for like $83. (Me wants the full size long time, but me no has da moolah to gets it)

[Morrigoon]

For the record, I'm hitting the road in a couple hours. I'll be coming in sometime after dinner on Friday night.

If we're desperately in need of something, call me. Number's on my website (http://www.cindylambrealtor.com)

Ciao!

[Capt Jack]

Dayum, I've just caught up with this thread. Vicariously enjoying all the plotting, planning and stress.

Have a great time! Next year, maybe I can manage to no longer be a camping virgin! :)

if theres any way possible, this is how you want to start. however, know that you will be sooo camping spoiled, that anything less would be considered zero.

[Alex]

If I end up spending the night I'll probably just sleep on the ground next to my car (sometimes I sleep on picnic table benches if the ground is too lumpy) -- so all you bear-phobes can sleep soundly knowing that an unwrapped, well-marbled snack is readily available to them. I hope that doesn't strike anybody as too extravagant.

I don't know that I've ever seen preparing for camping viewed as stressful before. Oh well, I hope everybody's stress dissolves with the views as you descend down into King's Canyon so you're fresh and happy by the time you step out of the car.

[Kevy Baby]

We're bringing our Jolly Roger to hoist at our site. I figured it's appropriate to our team name, since "junk" is also a sailing vessel. ;)As long as it is not MY junk being hoisted.

Oh, and KB/GusGus, are you bringing the large water bottles again?Yes: two 3-gallon bottles plus a cistern. Plus personal size (12 oz?) bottles

(I'm also going to make salsa instead of guacamole, since I can make that ahead of time as well.)Taquitos need guacamole.

Also, are we still doing the ... pancake/bacon fest breakfast?I have the Sunday morning breakfast covered solo (Bacon, scrambled eggs, bacon, potatoes, bacon and bacon). I have the process down pretty good, so I really don't need much help on it. Maybe if you danced naked for me it might provide inspiration.

[Kevy Baby]

I don't know that I've ever seen preparing for camping viewed as stressful before.I don't find it the least bit stressful: I have a wife :D

[tracilicious]

If I end up spending the night I'll probably just sleep on the ground next to my car (sometimes I sleep on picnic table benches if the ground is too lumpy)


Sometimes if picnic table benches are too comfortable, I like to sleep on spikes, or pinecones if spikes aren't available. Then I boil up some tree bark for breakfast because bacon is too tasty. These are the woods damn it!

[Alex]

I sleep on the floor at home with regularity so sleeping on the ground while camping isn't a hardship. And setting up a tent for just one night is more pain than reward.

Picnic benches are surprisingly comfortable (for side sleeping). Though every once in a while I wake up suddenly thinking I'm about to fall off (but I've never actually fallen off).

[lashbear]

yeah, but who has a queen sized tub?
I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ? :D

[tracilicious]

Though every once in a while I wake up suddenly thinking I'm about to fall off (but I've never actually fallen off).

Wouldn't the actual table be roomier?

[Alex]

Yes, but there's usually stuff on the picnic table.

[Ghoulish Delight]

We're bringing our air mattress. I feel like a bit of a wimp for doing so, but we have the thing and it's not hard to pack. If we didn't have one I wouldn't have gone out and gotten one for this trip, but since we own it there's no good reason to forgo some comfort for the sake of being obstinate. Not that I don't enjoy being obstinate from time to time.

[Capt Jack]

Sometimes if picnic table benches are too comfortable, I like to sleep on spikes, or pinecones if spikes aren't available. Then I boil up some tree bark for breakfast because bacon is too tasty. These are the woods damn it!

sounds like one of my dads 'survival' vacations to death valley when we were kids.


dad "we need a fire so we can cook"
me and bro's "ok..we need a match"
dad "sorry. no matches for joo. good luck....by the way, we dont eat 'till you three build a fire" *wanders off laughing*
:eek: (knowing full well he had a lighter in his pocket)

[MouseWife]

Your dad sounds like a funny guy. {probably not to you guys at the time, of course}.

I am sad to be missing this fun but I kind of relate to iSm because if I had planned upon going, I would probably be freaking out right now. It just would not have worked out, it would have been stressful.

So now I am just envious but not stressing. Over this.

[Not Afraid]

It is confirmed. I will be leaving tomorrow evening and driving up to Yosemite to spend Wednesday with my Brother. I will then get up on Thursday morning and head over to Kings Canyon. When you arrive at Sheep Creek, look at the bulletin board for there just might be a sign telling you where Swank Camp is. :) Then, go to said site to find Thurston, Cricket and I hard at work lounging about.

[Disneyphile]

I have the Sunday morning breakfast covered solo (Bacon, scrambled eggs, bacon, potatoes, bacon and bacon). I have the process down pretty good, so I really don't need much help on it. Maybe if you danced naked for me it might provide inspiration.Sounds like we won't need the Bisquick for pancakes. Ken and I are picking up Saturday's dessert then.

I'll let Ken know that you'd like him to dance naked while you're cooking. :evil:

[Not Afraid]

Let's talk Thursday Dinner.

KS is making chicken with tomatillo salsa. I'm going to make a black bean salad. Me thinks we need some Spanish Rice. I'll check at TJ's tomorrow and see if there is anything pre-made unless anyone has another good idea.

Dessert for Thursday is beyond my control ;)

[Disneyphile]

Sounds like lots of beans this trip.

I'll bring the Febreeze! ;)

[Ghoulish Delight]

I can take care of rice on Thursday.

[katiesue]

I've got graham crackers and hershey bars but no marshmellows.

[Not Afraid]

I have a pcak of marshmallows in the cupboard.




I just set them out with the other crap.

[innerSpaceman]

Not Afraid, are you taking the Cricket with you to your brother's? I'm confused, and want to make sure he has a ride to Swank Camp.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Shoot, I should have arranged to have some delicious gourmet plush puffs marshmallows. Fooey.

[Kevy Baby]

I've got graham crackers and hershey bars but no marshmallows.We have graham crackers, Hershey bars AND marshmallows.

[katiesue]

Score!

[Disneyphile]

We need to have bacon with those smores...

[Kevy Baby]

Okay, this is a SERIOUS question: We have 6-1/2 pounds of bacon for Sunday breakfast. Is that enough for 16/17 people? I'm worried that it isn't.

[Not Afraid]

Not Afraid, are you taking the Cricket with you to your brother's? I'm confused, and want to make sure he has a ride to Swank Camp.

yup.
Cricket, Thurston and I are going on an adventure in the High Sierras.

[Kevy Baby]

I was just realizing that this weekend, 8 out of the 10 highest-post-count-posters will be at Camp Swank, including the top six.

15 out of the top 30.

There is going to be a serious vacuum this weekend.

[katiesue]

I was just realizing that this weekend, 8 out of the 10 highest-post-count-posters will be at Camp Swank, including the top six.

15 out of the top 30.

There is going to be a serious vacuum this weekend.

It's time for the lurkers to step up to the plate.

[Not Afraid]

Lurkers and trolls. ;)

[Morrigoon]

I can't believe I haven't hit the road yet... ugh. Gotta get to Vacaville tonight at some kind of decent hour because I'm sure we're departing early tomorrow morning. Ugh, it's already looking like midnight for me.

[BarTopDancer]

Homework. Check.
Bacon. Check.
Debauchery. Check.

Have fun y'all!

[GusGus]

I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ? :D

definately!!!

[GusGus]

It's time for the lurkers to step up to the plate.

But I'm going too!

[lashbear]

Okay, this is a SERIOUS question: We have 6-1/2 pounds of bacon for Sunday breakfast. Is that enough for 16/17 people? I'm worried that it isn't.
Shirley you aren't serious ?

...I'd double that...

I was just realizing that this weekend, 8 out of the 10 highest-post-count-posters will be at Camp Swank, including the top six.

15 out of the top 30.

There is going to be a serious vacuum this weekend.
Don't worry I have the Stoat training to be a loser as we speak.....

[Kevy Baby]

15 out of the top 30.Minor error: this should be 14 out of the top 30.

Here is a challenge: there are seventeen people going (including Alex). That means that three of the attendees are NOT in the top 30 (30 biggest losers). Can you guess those three without seeing the list of attendees? Or if not, I have pasted the list below (in the spoiler).

It don't mean squat, but I needed a two minute distraction.


€uroMeinke
Not Afraid
innerSpaceman
Gemini Cricket
Disneyphile
Frodo Potter
KatieSue
Capt Jack
NirvanaMan
Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Morrigoon
Kevy Baby
GusGus
Ghoulish Delight
Cadaverous Pallor
Bornieo
Alex

[NirvanaMan]

yeah, but who has a queen sized tub?

I could bring the hot tub if the woods have an outlet.

[NirvanaMan]

I was just realizing that this weekend, 8 out of the 10 highest-post-count-posters will be at Camp Swank, including the top six.

15 out of the top 30.

There is going to be a serious vacuum this weekend.

Yeah and I won't be able to post either so...you know. That will really slow things down.

So just trying to catch up (again) and read through this thread. Just to clarify, are we prepping for camping, or to take over Canada? I just ask because it may change what I bring. I can't see stressing over a camping trip, but I could see the conquering of another nation (sorta) as something that could engender stress in some. Not that I have thought about it yet, but if I'm going camping I think I need to bring:

Meat that goes on a stick
Swiss Army Knife to sharpen said stick
Clothes and shoes (changes not necessary except for socks)
Fire to cook meat over utilizing the stick
Shelter of some sort
A truck to get there inNow if we are going to be taking over Canada, I will need:

All of the above
My trusty .22 rifle
If the rifle is not available, a larger Swiss Army Knife should do the trick

[Kevy Baby]

Clothes and shoes (changes not necessary except for socks)So you'll be staying in the next camp site over? Or further?

[Disneyphile]

Clothes are so overrated.

[GusGus]

Well, we're bringing everything but the kitchen sink (and we even considered bringing that), so I guess take over Canada it is!

[GusGus]

Clothes are so overrated.

too true

[Kevy Baby]

Clothes are so overrated.Especially if he is wearing the same clothes for five days straight http://home.mindspring.com/%7Ekevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pinched.gif

[€uroMeinke]

There's a river

With rocks

[belleh5]

Have fun!! I can't wait to see the pictures!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Oh, I don't think anyone will be taking pictures.

[MouseWife]

Oh, I don't think anyone will be taking pictures.


LOL Well, not obviously.

That would take the shock out of the blackmail. :evil:

[belleh5]

Ok, I can't wait see to see some PG pictures :D

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Minor error: this should be 14 out of the top 30.

I don't know where I rank, but Tom and I are also afk this weekend, for our first wedding anniversary.

[Disneyphile]

Here's a photo of the infamous black junk that I snapped last year:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/Disneyphile/Misc/e3633970.jpg

[lashbear]

Funny, he doesn't look Chinese...

[katiesue]

When are NirvanaMan and EH arriving? They're a maybe for Thursday night? Just trying to get a headcount for Thursday dinner and Friday Breakfast.

[Ghoulish Delight]

They'll be arriving on Friday, if I recall what EH told me.

[Kevy Baby]

They will definitely be there before Sunday.

Unless they don't come.

[katiesue]

Thanks!!

[alphabassettgrrl]

Have fun everybody! T- I may tease you about your pile o' camping gear, but I also kind of enjoy your setup. You do go in style!

I'll have to post a lot to make up for y'all being away in the woods playing. :)

[cirquelover]

Lurkers and trolls. ;)

Does that mean we can poke the trolls with sharp sticks? After all none of you are here to stop us:p

[GusGus]

T- I may tease you about your pile o' camping gear, but I also kind of enjoy your setup. You do go in style! :)


You obviously haven't seen ours! Her's is nothing!

[alphabassettgrrl]

You're right- I have only seen glimpses, but I can figure since your pavilion sleeps 8! And I definitely admire you having an actual bed while camping.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Soooo, any idea what outing the group will be on Saturday? Just so I might find you if I come up and/or am late getting there.

Crystal Cave? Nature Trail to Hell? The Long and Windy Road that Leads to your Door?

[Not Afraid]

I will be calling Chris from a pay phone (!) to tell him what sites we are cmping at so he can find us on Friday night. Im sure he will post that information in the board for any late comers.

As for what we're doing Saturday........sleeping.

[NirvanaMan]

We should be getting in late Thursday night.

[Disneyphile]

Ken and I will probably be busy being lazy on Saturday. And Friday. And Sunday. ;)

[CoasterMatt]

Are you sure there are payphones around there? An awful lot of places are removing payphones.

[LashStoat]

Dear Nirvana Man,

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

It's good for (in no particular order, of course):

Repairing leaky air mattresses.
Kinky bondage sessions.
Subduing the cat before…well, before.
Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability.
Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs.
Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there).
Makeshift contraceptive device.
Accessorising your Barbie Doll.
Catching flies - insect and bar.
Repairing flies - tent and trouser.
Belt - trouser and chastity.
Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks.
Makeshift underwear (Galtier style).
Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax).
A splint for erectile problems.
Makeshift crime-scene line.
Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there).
Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet).
Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside.
Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above).
Makings hats, brooches and things that fly.
Removing carbon footprints.
Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way.There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

[LashStoat]

Hi WendyBeth,

Thanks for the mojo - I revised a few bits, so you may want to review the previous post.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

[wendybeth]

You're an artist, you are, Lashstoat. Who knew there were so many applications for pink duct tape?:cheers:

[Betty]

Have fun guys! I'm extra jealous.

[innerSpaceman]

And remind me again why LashStoat has not aforeto been a regular around here?


Start the swim, boys. You can make it by Sunday!

[Kevy Baby]

Soooo, any idea what outing the group will be on Saturday? Just so I might find you if I come up and/or am late getting there.I think I will be joining K & T.

Ken and I will probably be busy being lazy on Saturday. And Friday. And Sunday. ;)

[Capt Jack]

I'll be snagging at least one of the days (or at least part of) to go off fishing somewhere. anyone who cares to (and brings their own gear) is welcome to come with.

[Kevy Baby]

I'll be snagging at least one of the days (or at least part of) to go off fishing somewhere. anyone who cares to (and brings their own gear) is welcome to come with.Would love to but I have no gear (and we have already spent way too much money on this trip).

[NirvanaMan]

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.



Well it is a given that Duct tape is a necessity. However as I would always have it with me anyway (red, not pink) I didn't think to give it the mention it deserves.

On the other hand, there is a good chance that pants would be forgotten if not added to the packing list.

[NirvanaMan]

Would love to but I have no gear

+1

[Capt Jack]

I can bring more if you guys are truly up for it. I have a number of rigs, but somewhat limited tackle. you'd also need licenses and I would naturally assume day permits (to be purchased on site Im sure)

and youre bound to clean your own catch if you plan on eating it.

[Gemini Cricket]

I'll be snagging at least one of the days (or at least part of) to go off fishing somewhere. anyone who cares to (and brings their own gear) is welcome to come with.
I would like to go fishing!
:)

[Kevy Baby]

I would like to go fishing!
:)We're talking about actual fish, not hot gay men. I know that Nirvanaman's interest might have thrown you.

[NirvanaMan]

I can bring more if you guys are truly up for it. I have a number of rigs, but somewhat limited tackle. you'd also need licenses and I would naturally assume day permits (to be purchased on site Im sure)

and youre bound to clean your own catch if you plan on eating it.

A license to go fishing??? ::Sigh::

Thank you government for regulating everything in my life. Do I have to register my rod as a potentially lethal weapon as well?

Heh. I said rod.

[Kevy Baby]

Do I have to register my rod as a potentially lethal weapon as well?Yes, but only because it has the potential to make one laugh to death.

[Capt Jack]

um....well, yeah. fishing licenses have been the norm for pretty much my entire life. not sure what they cost now

fishing license rates (http://www.dfg.ca.gov/licensing/fishing/fishdescrip.html)