Craftastrophe!

[Disneyphile]

http://craftastrophe.net/

:D

Ok, I could waste some serious time there, laughing my ass off the entire time.

[Morrigoon]

NSFBTD (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/from-the-wall-to-your-bed-in-6-therapy-sessions/#more-992)

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Heh. Good find.

Some of it is pretty tacky and funny, totally! Like... Bad Clam! (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/shes-a-bad-mamma-jamma/#more-978)

I think some of the pieces are hipster-ironic, though... like, they're making fun of themselves before she does, which kind of makes her mocking of them... unnecessary? Like... Knit Brass Knuckles. (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_8&listing_id=17303843) I think those are great. And the boingboing team would eat that up.

[Disneyphile]

The whole website just enforces my belief that all glue guns should be registered and licensed. ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

DP ~ What a great find! Hysterical!
:D

But honestly, I don't see what's wrong with these fabric patterns (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/why-isnt-granny-answering-the-phone/). I'd sleep on a quilt made from these fabric squares.
;)

[Disneyphile]

But honestly, I don't see what's wrong with these fabric patterns (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/why-isnt-granny-answering-the-phone/). I'd sleep on a quilt made from these fabric squares.
;)OMG. That is the gayest fabric ever.

Oh.... Drunkenseamstress.... I think some pillowcases are in order. I'll even help! ;)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

So where can I buy bolts of that cloth? I'm gonna redo anything fabricy in my home with those!

[Not Afraid]

Time for a M&L trip?

[Disneyphile]

Time for a M&L trip?Sounds like it! Besides... you need to see some of the great Indian fabric they have. ;)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

M&L?

[Not Afraid]

The most wonderful fabric store on the planet.

[innerSpaceman]

I'll see you an M&L and raise you one ISW.

[Not Afraid]

IHSL?

[innerSpaceman]

IHSL?

Typo. Fixed above.

[JWBear]

M&L I know.... ISW? IHSL?

[flippyshark]

Oh you guys are just trying to kill me, aren't you.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Fvck, I should send in some of the stuff my Mom made for me. :evil:

[Kevy Baby]

That is one slow loading site...

[bewitched]

That is one slow loading site...

I thought it was just me...it better be good. ;)

[CoasterMatt]

This thread makes me think of this sweater-

[JWBear]

That looks like Will Wheaton.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Coincidentally, it IS Will Wheaton.

[JWBear]

Then I suppose it makes sense that it looks like him.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I know someone who went as Wil Wheaton in that sweater for Halloween.

[lizziebith]

Site loaded fine for me...for the entirety of the FREAKING TWO HOURS I WASTED THERE!! Thanks, though...I laughed pretty hard at some of those...and at others *full body cringe* I echo the request for therapy cost coverage found in some of the comments...

[Kevy Baby]

Site loaded fine for me...Yeah, when I got home last night, it was loading pretty good. There is some real disturbing stuff on there

[Prudence]

What is this M&L of which you speak? I have only .... 8-10 large bins of unused fabric. Clearly this alarming shortage must be remedied swiftly!

[Not Afraid]

M&L is a very large discount fabric store in Anaheim. They seem to be a clearing house for last year's fabric. They have bolts and bolts of fabric nd really good prices.

If you're not working today, Pru can I coerce you into a trip?

We could also hit Fabric Barn which really doesn't have fabric, but miles and miles of cheap ribbon.

[Morrigoon]

Woot! If she's not up for it, I am!

[Disneyphile]

We could also hit Fabric Barn which really doesn't have fabric, but miles and miles of cheap ribbon.Fabric Barn rocks. We got the majority of our wedding ribbons there.

[Gemini Cricket]

Reminds me of a sweater Ralphie's friend from Sweden or Finland made for him. Turquoise blue with a huge goldfish on the front. It looked like it was made out of yarn. Not to mention it was like XXL on his Medium frame. Good intentions, tragic results.

[Prudence]

Sadly, I am at work today. Oh how I crave the yards of fabric and miles of ribbon!

[Not Afraid]

I didn't need much for today's projects, so I just stopped at Joann's. They must do IQ tests as well as efficiency tests before they hire people - and only hire those with the lowest scores.

[Kevy Baby]

It is interesting how close "Craftastrophe" and "Craptastrophe" are.