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Morrigoon 01-09-2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile (Post 262361)
That's a stimulus that I can get behind! ;)

For you to get behind it would require a little extra "capital". The financial crowd are a "stiff" lot.

Morrigoon 01-09-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizziebith (Post 262450)
Just...ew.

I'm now officially nauseous. Thank you.

(Ew indeed)

Ghoulish Delight 01-09-2009 02:25 PM

Am I weird for eating Jelly Bellies while reading that story?

Ghoulish Delight 01-09-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 262458)
Am I weird for eating Jelly Bellies while reading that story?

Correction - Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Soap makes for an interesting surprise. Should have read the beans more carefully.

Kevy Baby 01-09-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizziebith (Post 262450)
Just...ew.

Too bad he didn't have a little Chianti to go with it.

cirquelover 01-09-2009 02:50 PM

I haven't seen this one here but thought it was crazy! Woman burns husbands genitals for hugging another woman. My fav quote is.... Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."

Oh My!



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28518932/

Kevy Baby 01-09-2009 02:56 PM

Cirque's post then led me to a similar story from right her in California:

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles


Quote:

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
The whole story

Not Afraid 01-09-2009 04:35 PM

Was it one of those "set your fart on fire" stunts?

Kevy Baby 01-09-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 262481)
Was it one of those "set your fart on fire" stunts?

No. From the story:
Quote:

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

Capt Jack 01-09-2009 04:57 PM

I would insist they wave all charges, then kill them both in their sleep


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