Dem some ugly legs!

I didn't realize that pigeons were so desired that there was a pigeon smuggling ring. Eggplants either, for that matter.

Methinks maybe he just likes stuffing things in his pants.




(And Kevy's right on the legs...they look like chimpanzee legs)

I just assumed this was one more in the list....

Guess I was wrong once again....

I see "Person caught trying to smuggle [pick your animal] in their pants" stories so often that it leads me to believe that there must be a healthy amount of people who DON'T get caught.

Yes there are. Exotic animal smuggling is a fairly good black market business and the mortality rate is high. My parents were involved in bird breeding for a while and it was surprisingly easy to find illegal animals available.

Oh, I know exotic animal smuggling is big trade. It just surprises me that "down that pants" is a common, effective practice.

Little Miss Over-breeder is now shopping around her story and weighing offers.

I will support any fundraising towards sterilizing this woman.

I liked the quote from her spokeswoman on GMA today...

Q? Are you selling her story?

A: No! We are still looking at the multiple offers.

So - yes - but we're just not sure to which group.

I don't care if she sells her story or not. At this point - does it matter? I'd rather have some tv station pay for her expenses instead of taxpayers.