Cloaca No.5: A machine that poops
work safe

Heather bought me the Cloaca t-shirt, hardcover book and coffee mug from the last installation. Good stuff.

867-5309
$400,000+? Really?

Well, he is a little inaccurate in the description:

He should check out this page and this page. (The original on this was here.)

And they've been spelling CP's name wrong all this time! Poor Caddie.

I like his note:

sort of akin to getting blood out of a turnip isnt it?

I guess I don't understand why you'd want that number. It's not like they expect a DJ service when they call, they want Jenny. How is it good to get a bunch of annoying calls?

couldnt agree more. half the time I dont even want the number I have...why would anyone want one that brings in a constant stream of feckless twits?

Its actually not a bad marketing idea. While I would also have a "main" number (as inevitably, one will be getting a lot of "Jenny" calls), it is a great hook to get people to remember your company in what is a highly competitive and saturated market.

The mobile DJ company that I worked for here in Orange County is called "Fly By Night." It is a funny name that people remember. They have been in business for over 30 years and are well known (and they also provide great service to their clients!).