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Moonliner 02-12-2009 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 268338)
yeah...they "collided"....suuuuuure

truth....its a prelude to an alien invasion. theyre practicing taking out all our communications systems. first they started with broadcasting porn, then crash satellites and crashing twitter. they should be landing the invasion force any day now!
run for your lives!!!!


btw, is my foil hat on straight?

If they broadcast free porn, I welcome our new overlords.

Betty 02-12-2009 12:13 PM

The porn was was to get all you men ready for your anal probe.

Capt Jack 02-12-2009 12:19 PM

eww..............ok, now adjusting my foil 'hat' to foil 'boxers'

Moonliner 02-12-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 268341)
The porn was was to get all you men ready for your anal probe.

I hereby formally withdraw my earlier comment.

Cadaverous Pallor 02-12-2009 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 268314)

Can you even f'n believe that people have a problem with stemcell research?? Holy crap. :eek:

Not Afraid 02-12-2009 12:26 PM

Octomom is is hiding. She fears for her life. Drama much?

Alex 02-12-2009 12:29 PM

I'm interested in why people are so caught up on caring about her.

As for porn and anal probes I must be doing it wrong. Never has porn done anything to prepare me in that direction (though I am extremely straight).

Alex 02-12-2009 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 268354)
Can you even f'n believe that people have a problem with stemcell research?? Holy crap. :eek:

Yes, I can believe it (in that they don't have a problem with stem cell research but rather the manner in which the cells are obtained). And the argument isn't a bad one. Just one I disagree with.

Betty 02-12-2009 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex (Post 268358)
I'm interested in why people are so caught up on caring about her.

As for porn and anal probes I must be doing it wrong. Never has porn done anything to prepare me in that direction (though I am extremely straight).

Well they are aliens - can you really expect them to cater to your specific fantasies?

Ghoulish Delight 02-12-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 268356)
Octomom is is hiding. She fears for her life. Drama much?

Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.


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