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SzczerbiakManiac 02-12-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 268341)
The porn was was to get all you men ready for your anal probe.

Is there a line? Mind if I cut in front?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex (Post 268358)
As for porn and anal probes I must be doing it wrong. Never has porn done anything to prepare me in that direction (though I am extremely straight).

Alex, you have a standing invitation to come over to my place and we will watch some porn that absolutely will prepare you for that direction.

Moonliner 02-12-2009 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 268382)
Is there a line? Mind if I cut in front?
Alex, you have a standing invitation to come over to my place and we will watch some porn that absolutely will prepare you for that direction.

That is an exit not an entrance.

SzczerbiakManiac 02-12-2009 01:34 PM

If God wanted men to be fücked, He would have put holes in their asses.

Mousey Girl 02-12-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 268356)
Octomom is is hiding. She fears for her life. Drama much?

The lead story on yahoo this morning was that her 14 kids would be costing the tax payers $1.5 million.

Moonliner 02-12-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 268387)
If God wanted men to be fücked, He would have put holes in their asses.

I've heard God called upon to support any number of human activities but I do believe that is a new one. :D

Alex 02-12-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 268382)
Is there a line? Mind if I cut in front?
Alex, you have a standing invitation to come over to my place and we will watch some porn that absolutely will prepare you for that direction.

I can honestly say it won't. I'm not opposed to such things but haven't enjoyed them.

So if you mean "prepare" me in the sense of making me aware of what could possibly happen. Then yes I guess I see that.

I guess I was taking it more as "prepare" in the sense of putting me in a condition to make me more accepting of what could happen, and as such: no.

SzczerbiakManiac 02-12-2009 04:02 PM

Well just come over and we'll see what happens.

Capt Jack 02-12-2009 04:27 PM




:eek:

SzczerbiakManiac 02-12-2009 04:53 PM

I have video proof as well as personal experience that your assertions, Capt Jack and Moonliner, that your statements are simply not true.

Capt Jack 02-12-2009 05:05 PM

no assertions here.....thats just my new tatoo

;)


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