It sounds more like a mixing pot of cultures. Good old-fashioned American divorce-slaying combined with radical Muslim thinking.

Maybe that's why he confessed - he thought he wouldn't be prosecuted.

People seem to think the big deal in this story is that Madonna is about the same age as her new beau's grandma.

But hold on just a moment...the "kid" is 22. Madonna is 51. His grandma is 51? Oh, and his mom is "14 years younger than Madonna" and is pissed.

Let's see, 51-14=37. 37-22=15.

So, lady, you had your boy at age 15. And grandma had you at around that same age. At least your son's an adult!

Man Sues Walmart After Being Bitten By A Snake But Keeps Going Back For Deals

Have you been reading the "National Enquirer" again ??

[Off-Topic] ....Oh, and the Lemonades were YUMMY!! [/Off-Topic]

The Consumerist

Those are Olivia's favorites. :D

I don't know about you, but I think I've just resolved to be perfectly happy with whatever height my chairs are manufactured at and not care so much about adjustability:

Boy Killed anally when office chair explodes

:eek:

The grammatical awkwardness of the headline makes me suspicious as to the validity of that story. But I suppose it is plausible.

The article GD links too is also suspicious of the validity of the story.

The original headline Gizmodo got its story from is "Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair." Not sure that is much better, grammatically.